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BMW R1250RS / R1250R PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Akrapovic R1250RS / R1250R Titanium Slip-On Exhaust Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair.. check out the ultra sexy Akrapovic Titanium Slip-On Exhaust for the BMW R1250RS and R1250R. The Akrapovic Ti Slip-On exhaust system was (according to their literature) developed for riders who want to make a slight alteration to the bike’s looks and performance with minimum modification. This canister does NOT eliminate the catalytic converter (which is located in the oem header system) so you are legal in all 50 states and Europe. The kit includes a carbon fiber heat shield and all mounting hardware. System retains centerstand capability. And yes.. this exhaust system is compatible with BMW side cases. Chimp easy install. Chimp not included. Fits 2019+ BMW R1250RS & R1250R.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1254.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Akrapovic R1250RS / R1250R Headers Want to get rid of the catalytic converter on your bike? Are we not men? Be all you can be with a header kit for your 2019-2020 BMW R1250RS and R1250R. Choose from the finest titanium or stainless steel to upgrade your Akrapovič Slip-On to a full exhaust system. Stand out from the pack with more power, beautiful design, and the unique Akrapovič sound. Featuring exhaust valve for improved rideability in lower rpm. Stats for the Titanium headers- Power +3.5 HP at 7350 rpm / Torque +6.7 Nm at 2650 rpm / Weight -5.3 lb. Unleash the beast. Fits the 2019+ BMW R1250R & R1250RS.
Pirates' Price $1044.US SS / $1278.US Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1250RS / R1250R BlackHawk Slip-On Exhaust from Austria. The Remus BlackHawk transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RS or R1250R. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers the BlackHawk in black stainless steel only. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The BlackHawk slip-on features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Kit includes black cannister with carbon fiber end cap, connector, and all mounting hardware. System retains catalytic converter (which is in the oem headers) and centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits 2020+ BMW R1250RS & R1500R.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1180.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW R1200RS / R1200R PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus R1200RS / R1200R Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200RS or R1200R. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone Slip-ons. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Kit includes cannister, connector, and all mounting hardware. System retains catalytic converter (which are in the oem headers) and centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits 2015- BMW R1200RS & R1200R.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1337.US Ti or Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus R1200RS / R1200R Full Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200RS or R1200R. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone Full Systems. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. THe full system kit includes canister, stainless headers, and all mounting hardware. System removes catalytic converter. Retains centerstand capability. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $2227.US Ti or Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1200R / R1200RS "8" Series Exhaust Systems from Austria. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus 8 Slip-On or Full Exhaust Systems for the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R. The multi-pass interior design of the innovative "8" muffler offers a big expansion volume to enable an increase of engine power and torque in combination with the well-known sonorous Remus sound. Of course the Remus 8 sound is within all legal limits and kit is delivered with EEC approval papers. Despite the big volume of the muffler, the slim design enables the easy mounting of oem cases. The Remus 8 slip-on exhausts are available in Matte Stainless Steel or Black Stainless Steel. Both choices come with a Carbon Fiber end cap, Connecting tube, and a Carbon Fiber heat shield. Optional header is available for removing the cat. All mounting hardware is included. Check out our dyno chart. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200R & R1200RS.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1395.US Matte SS or Black (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1200RS LC / R1200R Stainless Steel Header Want to get rid of the catalytic converter on your water-cooled RS? Are we not men? Of course you do. This stainless steel Remus header system (which eliminates the cat) works with everything: Remus 8, Remus HexaCone, oem canister, and/or any other aftermarket slip-on system. High grade stainless steel. Performance and torque increase. Sporty, sonorous sound. Weight-optimized. In case you are curious Remus (or any other brand) slip-on systems do not eliminate the catalytic converter. Unleash the beast. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200R & R1200RS.
Pirates' Price $890.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RS / R1250R / R1200RS LC / R1200R LC ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen R1250RS & R1200RS LC Bar Riser Kit Leave it to MV Verholen of Germany to develop a simple, waaay cool looking handle bar riser kit for the 2015+ water-cooled R1200RS. The kit allows for a more upright, relaxed riding position. The silver anodized adapters bring the handle bar 30 mm closer and higher ensuring a more comfortable reach to the bars. Less strain on your neck. More relaxed seating position. Less pressure on your wrists. Just what the doctor ordered. No....it is not necessary to change the brake cable. The kit is pretty much plug-n-play bolt-on kit. They tell us it's a chimp-easy 10 minute install. Fits the BMW R1250RS & 2015+ R1200RS LC only.
Pirates' Price $242.US
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Verholen R1250RS / R1200RS / R1200R Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by between 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Passenger peg lowering kit is also available. Shift lever extension available as an option. Fits the R1250RS, R1250R, 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $253.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Hornig Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a dab of silicone. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Fits the 2019+ R1250RS, 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC, S1000XR, R1200GT, R1200RT, K1600GT, K1600GTL, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200RS , K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Hornig Brake Lever Extension Imported from Germany Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. For those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position.. Fits the R1250RS, R1250R, 2015+ R1200RS & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $66.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the R1250RS, 2015+ R1200RS, & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Included in US)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors! Fits the R1250RS, 2015+ R1200RS, & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have these on all my bikes and swear by it. Fits the R1250RS & 2015+ BMW R1200RS only.
Pirates' Price $89.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kaoko Throttle Lock Check out the waaay cool South African-made Kaoko throttle lock.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's a solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Chimp-easy* 5 minute install. Just remove the right hand bar weight, replace it with Kaoko's bar weight, and firmly tighten the bar end bolt. Bam.. Done. Available in black only. Heated grip compatible. *Chimp not included.. Fits the BMW 2015-2019 BMW R1200RS/R1250RS, 2006-2014 BMW R1200R, 2006-2008 BMW R1200S, 2010-2018 BMW R1200RT.
Pirates' Price $160.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K for a bright white light.. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $98.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire. Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250RS / R1250R ENGINE PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Electropolished Stainless Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS.
Pirates' Price Rear $589.95US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Black Powder Coated Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS.
Pirates' Price Rear $494.95US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250RS / R1200RS LC / R1200R CARBON FIBER & PLASTIC
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Ilmburger R1250RS Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW R1250RS with this beautiful 100% carbon fiber rear wheel hugger from Ilmburger of the Germany. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this German import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Each piece is as light as mountain air and offers a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and spectacular looks. Provides ultimate protection for the rear shock absorber. Spend less time cleaning, more time riding! No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Painfully expensive, but worth it. . Fits the BMW R1250RS Only..
Pirates' Price $445.US (Shipping in US Included)
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ZTechnik Carbon Fiber Gas Cap Cover Fewer things are as beautiful as ZTechnik carbon fiber. Of all the brands in all the towns in all the world.. it's my favorire. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of your R1250RS or R1200RS. Super, top quality carbon fiber by anyone's standards. Fits the BMW 2015+ R1200RS, K1300S, K1300R, K1300GT
Pirates' Price $70.US (USPS Priority shipping included)

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Bestem Carbon Fiber Underseat Seat Side Panels Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like genuine carbon fiber from Bestem. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Bestem carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. I use Bestem carbon on my bikes. They offer top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the carbon fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of ZTechnik and Ilmberger carbon fiber so there is no issue with mixing and matching.. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS
Pirates' Price $350.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click For Larger Image.. If You Dare! Bestem Upper Side Nose Wing Panel Trim Cowl Fairing OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the R1250RS & R1200RS LC. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the carbon fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of ZTechnik and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports carbon fiber products via special order. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the R1250RS, 2015+ R1200RS only
Pirates' Price $110.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click For Larger Image.. If You Dare! Bestem Carbon Fiber Gas Tank Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like genuine carbon fiber from Bestem. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Bestem carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. I use Bestem carbon on my bikes. They offer top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the carbon fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of ZTechnik and Ilmberger carbon fiber so there is no issue with mixing and matching.. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Fits the BMW R1250RS & 2015+ R1200RS, R1200R .
Pirates' Price $299.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here For Larger View Bestem Carbon Fiber Lower Bottom Oil Belly Pan Cowling Fairing OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the R1200RS LC. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the carbon fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of ZTechnik and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports carbon fiber products via special order. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits 2015-2018 R1200R & R1200RS
Pirates' Price $260.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Bestem Carbon Fiber Front Fender OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. I really like the style of this fender. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the R1250RS or R1200RS LC. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the carbon fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of ZTechnik and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports carbon fiber products via special order. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the R1250RS, 2015+ R1200RS only
Pirates' Price $259.US (Shipping in US Included)
R1200RS / R1200R HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The BG12 kit comes complete with everything you need to balance both front and rear tires. Our BG12 Kit is designed for the R1200RS or R1200R . User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Weights included.
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $47.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
BMW R1200RS / R1200R MISCELLANEOUS ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure & HP2 (air cooled), R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure (water cooled), R1200RT (air cooled), R1200RT (water cooled), R1200ST, R1200R, & RnineT (air cooled), R1200R (water cooled), R1200S & HP2 Sport, R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R & K1200R Sport, K1300R, K1200GT (2006-) , and the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Pyramid Plastics Frame Cap Kit Once again, Pyramid Plastics is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 11 piece frame cap kit completes the visuals of your bike. Each frame cap snaps into place with the tap of a rubber hammer or push of the thumb. This kit was originally designed for the R1200GS LC, but the kit has now been upgraded to include end caps to fill the two extra holes found on the frames of the RS and R series. Honestly.. can you live with those butt-ugly holes BMW left for you? I couldn't. Fits the 2019+ R1250RS / R1250R & 2015+ R1200RS LC / R1200R.
Pirates' Price $72.US (Shipping in US Included)

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Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install with peel-n-stick adhesives. No screws or rivets. Fits the 2015-2018 R1200RS, 2019+ R1250RS, R1200R, 2013+ R1200GSW, F800R.
Pirates' Price $52.US (Shipping in US Included)
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GPS & RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your 2015+ BMW R1200RS? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 210, 220, 340LM, 350LM, 390LM, 550, 590LM, 660LM, 665, and Montana. . These centered, adjustable triple clamp mount is impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Expensive and worth every penny. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS LC & R1250RS.
Pirates' Price $193.50US (Shipping in US Included)

BMW R1250RS / R1200RS / R1250R WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2375 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle for riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2375 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 22.00" (55.9cm) Width: 19.00" (48.2cm). Fits the 2015+R1200RS & R1250RS.
Pirates' Price $242.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS VStream Light Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2374 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1250RS / R1200RS rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 19.00" (48.2cm) Width: 18.50" (47.0cm). Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1250RS.
Pirates' Price $232.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windshield The ZTechnik R1250RS / R1200RS Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one.. The Z2373 is a bit taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1250RS / R1200RS rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a dark gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport shield are: Height: 16.00" (40.6cm) Width: 17.63" (44.7cm). Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1250RS.
Pirates' Price $217.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250R WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250R VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1250R Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2358 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle for riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2358 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 23.88" (60.6cm) Width: 20.50" (52.0cm). Fits the 2019+ R1250R.
Pirates' Price $389.95US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250R VStream Light Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1250R Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. The Z2357 is both taller and wider than the Z2356 Sport screen, and gives the rider increased wind protection that is ideal for both commuting and sport touring. It comes in a light gray 26% tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 20.50" (52.0cm) Width: 20.50" (52.0cm) Fits the 2019+ R1250R.
Pirates' Price $389.95US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1250R VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windshield The ZTechnik R1250R Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one.. The Z2356 gives the R1250R rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a 95% dark gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport shield are: Height: 15.75"(40.0cm) Width: 17.25" (43.8cm). Fits the 2019+ R1250R
Pirates' Price $359.95US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250RS / R1200RS BACKREST, BAGS, & LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare BMW R1250RS / R1200RS / R1200R Stealth Backrest A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Our 2015+ R12RS Stealth Backrest, will be a thing of beauty, simplicity, and comfort and.. a worthy addition to the Pirates' Lair line of specialty motorcycle backrests. Our kit will include a padded backrest and an aluminum mounting plate that bolts directly to the top of your oem rack. Install is under 5 minutes with standard tools. The backrest's polished stainless steel slide bar slides on and off the bike in under 15 seconds. No modifications necessary. Just bolt it on and give your passenger piece of mind. Our first class upholstery is done by world renowned custom seat and backrest maker ...Sargent Cycle Products. Available in a rich, textured black powder coating. Semi-soft luggage is available. Manufactured by Pirates' Lair. . Fits the 2019+ R1250RS, R1250R, 2015+ BMW R1200RS. & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $420.US (USPS Priority Included in US)
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Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag OK.. you've just got your new Stealth, Sargent, or Corbin Backrest installed. Woohoo! Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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RKA "Sonoma Series" Soft Saddlebags  Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your bike? Refuse to pay your dealer over $700+ for their optional oem bags and butt-ugly bracketry? I don't blame you. So what to do? We turned to our good friends at RKA Motorcycle Luggage for an alternative and of course they had 2 bags to fit our customer's needs.. 33 Liter Expandable Saddlebags and 50 Liter Expandable Saddlebags. Installation on virtually any motorcycle is "chimp"easy. Check out their install video. Saddlebags are sold as a SET. Both left and right bags. Raincovers are included. All Saddlebags are Black with Silver piping and have a limited-lifetime warranty. Possibly the nicest soft saddlebags you'll ever see. And yes.. RKA products are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price 33Liter $280.US / 50 Liter $330.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
SHOP & ACCESSORIES
SW-Motech Center Stand Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? You should be. We all need one. What's worse is the factory center stand option is a wallet-busting $400! Yikes! Here's a sane alternative at 1/2 the price. The SW- Motech center stand. Perform basic maintenance while on the go; no need for a shop stand to remove the wheel for tire changes, flat repairs, or even cleaning your wheels. Integration with the stock components allows full functionality with the OEM exhaust and sidestand with no modifications. Cornering clearances are not sacrificed and lean angles remain unaffected.  Each kit comes with complete mounting hardware and detailed instructions. No mods necessary. Fits the BMW R1200R '15-'19, R1200RS '15-'19 & R1250RS
Pirates' Price Rear $198.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)

PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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