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BMW R1200RS / R1200R PERFORMANCE & ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare 2015+ Remus R1200RS / R1200R Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200RS or R1200R. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone SLIP-ONS. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Kit includes cannister, connector, and all mounting hardware. System retains catalytic converter (which are in the oem headers) and centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $989.US Ti or Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare 2015+ Remus R1200RS / R1200R Full Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200RS or R1200R. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone Full Systems. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. THe full system kit includes canister, stainless headers, and all mounting hardware. System removes catalytic converter. Retains centerstand capability. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1659.US Ti or Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click For Larger Image! The Booster Plug (Imported from Denmark) We are offering the Booster Plug in combination with the REMUS exhaust (or any other after-market exhaust) to improve the overall ride-ability of your motorcycle! It's a true Plug 'n Play solution that will provide the following advantages: * Improved and softer throttle response * Faster acceleration * Stronger and more reliable idle * Reduced backfiring when running an aftermarket exhaust * Simple chimp-easy install. I actually have one of these on my own bike and I'm very happy with it. Read my review here... Click here for installation instructions on the BMW R1200RS Does everybody need a Booster Plug? IMHO.. No... Some BMWs run just fine without them after installing an aftermarket exhaust.. Some do not. However...If you have installed any aftermarket exhaust system on your motorcycle, the Booster Plug will absolutely make your stumbling, surging bike run and idle better. I speak from experience. Fits the BMW R1200RS & R1200R.
Pirates' Price $169.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector Imported from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector for hexagonal shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits Remus and Akrapovic as well as most hexagonal shaped exhaust canisters.
Pirates' Price $69.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector Imported from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector for oval shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits Staintune, Remus Revolution, and most other oval canisters.
Pirates' Price $59.US
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BMW R1200RS / R1200R ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen R1200RS Bar Riser Kit Leave it to MV Verholen of Germany to develop a simple, waaay cool looking handle bar riser kit for the 2015+ water-cooled R1200RS. The kit allows for a more upright, relaxed riding position. The silver anodized adapters bring the handle bar 30 mm closer and higher ensuring a more comfortable reach to the bars. Less strain on your neck. More relaxed seating position. Less pressure on your wrists. Just what the doctor ordered. No....it is not necessary to change the brake cable. The kit is pretty much plug-n-play bolt-on kit. They tell us it's a chimp-easy 10 minute install. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS only.
Pirates' Price $210.US
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Verholen R1200RS / R1200R Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by between 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Shift lever extension available as an option. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $175.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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R1200RS / R1200R Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This 2.5" long shift lever adapter, which is manufactured exclusively for us right here in the USA by a fellow BMW rider, fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a single set screw. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC, S1000XR, R1200GT, R1200RT, K1600GT, K1600GTL, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200RS , K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Hornig R1200RS / R1200R LC Brake Lever Extension Imported from Germany Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. For those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position.. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $66.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1200R LC.
Pirates' Price $2
60.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Included in US)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
New Product for 2017!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have these on all my bikes and swear by it. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS only.
Pirates' Price $85.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The NSSC HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We are selling kits for H7 HID conversions only. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. Our 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (USPS Priority in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate frame will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. Plate frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $86.US
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Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy to install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Cee Bailey R1200RS Headlight Protectors While the R1200RS headlights are a thing of beauty, can you imagine what it would cost to replace one? Be afraid! Hedge your bets against the randomness of nature with these aircraft quality grade acrylic covers. These are designed to withstand the impact of most road debris without shattering AND allows most nicks and scratches to be wiped out. Pic at left is old version. New version does NOT have lines. They install easily and securely with the 3M Dual-Lok fasteners. Easy on/off for cleaning. Protect yourself.. or not.. The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?"
Pirates' Price $80.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
BMW R1200RS / R1200R CARBON FIBER
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare ZTechnik Carbon Fiber Gas Cap Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of your R1200RS. Super, top quality carbon fiber by anyone's standards. Fits the BMW 2-15+ R1200RS, K1300S, K1300R, K1300GT
Pirates' Price $55.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
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Pyramid Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your 2015+ BMW R1200RS or R1200R with this beautiful Carbon Fiber rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular Carbon Fiber look. This attractive, sturdy hugger will rock your world and garner envy and admiration from both your peers and members of the opposite sex. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1200R.
Pirates' Price $280.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!

BMW R1200RS / R1200R MISCELLANEOUS ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R1200RS / R1200R Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $17,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet locks? The lock and mechanism are made by BMW. Take the new lock to any BMW dealer and they can key it to your foofoo electronic key. The mounting bracket, which will fit both the "RS" and "R," is produced here in the US by a fellow rider. We package the bracket and lock together and sell it as an easy install kit. Install time is about 10 minutes and it will look factory. We offer these in Black only. We suggest customers install on the left side of the bike away from the helmet cooking exhaust Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R. Manufactured for Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $100.US Blk (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Check out these sweet looking American-made Billet Aluminum BMW Race Gas Caps from SSR. Sleek, attractive, and functional. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. Easy on/easy off without a key. We plan on keeping these in stock in Silver and/or Black version. The black version will come with black screws. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS
Pirates' Price $90.US Kit / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Pyramid Black Fiberglass Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your 2015+ BMW R1200RS or R1200S with this beautiful fiberglass rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Of course, if you don't want a black hugger... these are paintable! If the thought your only option for a rear wheel hugger was paying big bucks for Carbon Fiber .. you were wrong, bukko! This attractive, sturdy, plastic alternative should rock your world. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS & R1200R.
Pirates' Price $220.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install with peel-n-stick adhesives. No screws or rivets. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS, R1200R, 2013+ R1200GSW, F800R.
Pirates' Price $62.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
Pyramid Plastics R1200RS / R1200R Frame Cap Kit Once again, Pirates' Lair is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 11 piece frame cap kit fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS LC and/or R1200R. This frame cap kit is lovingly produced by Pyramid Plastics in the UK and is designed to snap into place with the tap of a rubber hammer or push of the thumb. This kit was originally designed for the R1200GS LC, but the kit has now been upgraded to include end caps to fill the two extra holes found on the frames of the R1200R LC and R1200RS LC. Honestly.. can you live with those butt-ugly holes BMW left for you? I couldn't. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS LC, R1200R.
Pirates' Price $75.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
GPS & RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your 2015+ BMW R1200RS? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 210, 220, 340LM, 350LM, 390LM, 550, 590LM, 660LM, 665, and Montana. . These centered, adjustable triple clamp mount is impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Expensive and worth every penny. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS only.
Pirates' Price $193.50US (Shipping in US Included)
BMW R1200RS WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RS VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1200RS Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2375 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for R1200RS riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2375 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 22.00" (55.9cm) Width: 19.00" (48.2cm). Fits the 2015+R1200RS Only.
Pirates' Price $242.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RS VStream Light Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R1200RS Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2374 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1200RS rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 19.00" (48.2cm) Width: 18.50" (47.0cm). Fits the 2015+ R1200RS Only.
Pirates' Price $232.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RS VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windshield The ZTechnik R1200RS Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one.. The Z2373 is a bit taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1200RS rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a dark gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport shield are: Height: 16.00" (40.6cm) Width: 17.63" (44.7cm). Fits the 2015+ R1200RS Only.
Pirates' Price $217.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
BMW R1200RS BACKREST, BAGS, & LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare BMW R1200RS 2015+ Stealth Backrest A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Our 2015+ R1200RS Stealth Backrest, will be a thing of beauty, simplicity, and comfort and.. a worthy addition to the Pirates' Lair line of specialty motorcycle backrests. Our kit will include a padded backrest, which offers two positions fore and aft, and an aluminum mounting plate that bolts directly to the top of your oem rack. Install is under 5 minutes with standard tools. The backrest's polished stainless steel slide bar slides on and off the bike in under 15 seconds. No modifications necessary. Just bolt it on and give your passenger piece of mind. Our first class upholstery is done by world renowned custom seat and backrest maker ...Sargent Cycle Products. Available in a rich, textured silver powder coating. Semi-soft luggage is available. Manufactured in the USA for Pirates' Lair. Our backrest will NOT fit the Adventure. Fits the 2015+ BMW R1200RS.
Pirates' Price $425.US est. (USPS Priority Included in US)
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Roll Bag by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your new R1200RS Stealth Backrest. The Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal.
Pirates' Price $165.US Roll bag
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Universal Helmet Bag by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your R1200RS Backrest. The Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal.
Pirates' Price $225.US Universal Helmet Bag
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
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200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
Pirates' Price $175.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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"City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German tankbag I've ever seen. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon. I deem this one worthy. Note: Check our web page for 2015+ compatibility.
Pirates' Price $280.US. (Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 Year factory guarantee! I love these bags!!
Pirates' Price R15 $160.US / R20 $180.US (USPS Priority Included in US)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare RKA "Sonoma Series" Soft Saddlebags  Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your bike? Refuse to pay your dealer over $700+ for their optional oem bags and butt-ugly bracketry? I don't blame you. So what to do? We turned to our good friends at RKA Motorcycle Luggage for an alternative and of course they had 2 bags to fit our customer's needs.. 33 Liter Expandable Saddlebags and 50 Liter Expandable Saddlebags. Installation on virtually any motorcycle is "chimp"easy. Check out their install video. Saddlebags are sold as a SET. Both left and right bags. Raincovers are included. All Saddlebags are Black with Silver piping and have a limited-lifetime warranty. Possibly the nicest soft saddlebags you'll ever see. And yes.. RKA products are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price 33Liter $280.US / 50 Liter $330.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
SHOP & ACCESSORIES
Click Here and Enter a Whole New World R1200RS Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW R1200RS customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? I feel ya, my brothers but here's a solution. The Forklift Front Stand fits both bikes and offers great leverage and stability and the easy swivel, rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing without fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man operation. Bulletproof construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $185.US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R1200RS Pit-Bull Hybrid Rear Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our R1200RS customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? Change your own tires? The Hybrid One-Armed Rear Wheel Stand features a removable handle which allows you to use the stand with the handle going either forward or toward the rear of the bike. The handle can be installed going either to the front or back on the drive side, but on BMW bikes, you cannot use this stand on the non-drive side of the motorcycle. When installed on the drive side, it allows wheel removal. It offers great leverage and stability and the ball bearing head makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning and maintenance. Easy one-man operation. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS, K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, 08+ K1200GT, R1200S, HP2, and HP2 Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $240.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes R1200RS / R1200R Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The MP R12RS kit comes complete with axle, bearing blocks, (2) cones ..two universal/one special 137mm cone for the BMW rear drive side. Basically everything you need to balance both tires. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Weights included. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS and R1200R..
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) Limited Edition!
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)