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Want to save some money? Not as anal as the rest of us poor bastards? On any given day, we have items in stock that customers decided they didn't want... got scratched in transit... were discontinued... have slight flaws.. or we just got over-stocked because some dumb-ass ordered something that we already had plenty of in stock. Rather than lose sleep over such things.. we just offer them here. .. These items are sold on a "first come first serve" basis. Check frequently as the page changes almost daily.

FYI.. my standards are very rigid and I assume yours are, too. I describe each item as honestly as I can. I wouldn't sell something here that I wouldn't put on my own bike. If you'd like a pic of something.. just let me know and I'll see what I can do.

Everything on this page is sold "as is." All prices posted below include USPS shipping inside the continental US. For foreign shipping quotes, just email me at pirate@acelink.net. Let the plundering begin..Arrrrrrrg.

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WANTED to BUY

1. We have a customer looking for a used Staintune exhaust system for his BMW K1200RS. If you have one or know of one.. please email me.

2. We are looking for any of the Pirates Lair Torque Arms. K1200S / K1300S / K1200RS/ Either color. If you have one for sale or know of one.. please let me know..via email me.

3. We have a customer looking for a Pirates Lair K1200RS Stealth Backrest. If you have one for sale or know of one.. please let me know..via email me.

4. We have a customer looking for a used Staintune exhaust system for a BMW R1200C. If you have one or know of one.. please email me.


PRE-OWNED PRODUCTS FOR SALE

Stebel Nautilus Air Horn/ Pre-Owned

This Stebel Nautilus horn was installed on my wife's car for a few months as a test and after blowing multiple fuses we finally realized her car's 15amp fuse can't successfully push a 20amp horn. DOH! It's used and you can see some slight oxidation from being outside, but it works perfectly. This offer ncludes a new relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. We used to sell these for $65. I'll sell this one for $40 delivered inside the US.. Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for this 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available as an option. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market. Be loud.. be safe..


NEW PRODUCTS - FOR SALE / CURRENT SPECIALS / BMW
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K1200R / K1300R Bestem Powersports CF Front Fender - New / Unopened CBBM-K12R-FFD

This Carbon Fiber fender was special ordered by a customer who then vanished from the face of the earth. Rather than let it just sit around collecting dust we're selling it at a discount. . It's new and unopended. We are told his will fit every K1200R and K1300R We generally retail these for $165. We're selling this one for $145.US delivered inside the USA.

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2009-2014 BMW S1000RR Tail Tidy

We have (2) R & G Racing Tail Tidy Kits to fit the 09-14 BMS S100RR for sale. These kits are NEW / UNOPENED. This simple anodized aluminum bracket allows you to easily clean up the tail end of your S1000RR. This imported kit comes complete with an LED License Plate Light as well as stainless steel mounting hardware. No mods necessary. Instructions are VERY easy to understand (with pictures) and the install is under an hour. Retail is $143.US We're selling these at cost for $105.US delivered inside the USA

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2015+ R1200R / F800R - New / Unopened Pyramid Extenda Fenda # 054232

We received this Extenda Fenda from Pyramid plastics by mistake recently. It's new and unopended. Rather than ship it back we're just offering it on our specials page. This will fit the 2015+ R1200R and 2015+ F800R. We generally retail these for $47. We're selling this one for $35.US delivered inside the USA.


NEW PRODUCTS - FOR SALE / CURRENT SPECIALS / MISC MOTORCYCLES

2000-2003 Suzuki Bandit Staintune Slip-On Exhaust - New / Unopened -Part #: SU MS GSF 12 03

Staintune Slip-On Exhaust for SUZUKI 1200 BANDIT- NEW @ BELOW COST Long story short, this new kit was incorrectly shipped from Australia to a customer.. He bolted it on and realized it was the wrong kit so he boxed it back up and returned it to us. He never started the bike... The kit is perfect except for some scuffing around where the bolt goes through the hanger. Otherwise.. this slip-on kit is NEW and in the original box. This kit includes the silencer and full factory warranty. Install is chimp easy. The Staintune canister bolts directly to the oem header pipe in less than 10 minutes. No mods necessary.. Reatil is $830US. We'll take $400US delivered... They tell me this slip-on kit will fit the 2000 to 2003 Suzuki Bandit GSF1200S. - Email me for pics

MV Agusta F4 1000

We have (2) pair of MV Agusta Reservoir Covers BLUE for sale. NEW / UNOPENED. Retail is $98.US We're selling these at cost for $49.US delivered inside the USA. Made of lightweight billet aluminum and furnished with stainless hardware. Install is under 5 minutes.. Leave it to the British to produce something this sweet. Euro craftsmanship. Install is chimp easy. Fits every model year MV Agusta F4, Brutale, and the 1000cc F4. Here's a lnk to the web page...