Take me home, Captain!
Legalese For Those Who Who Would Plunder Yon Pirate's Booty

Fellow Motorcycle Riders and Customers:

OK.. so sue me.. I lured you here to our disclaimer page under false pretenses. Geez. That was easy. Anyway.. when you are done ogling the fair maiden to the left, please be advised that there is no representation of the accuracy of any of the information presented on these web pages relative to BMW, MV Agusta, Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, Ducati, etc.. motorcycle maintenance or modification and that the material is presented for information purposes only. Are you paying attention? or are you still ogling the young lady? Focus! In no case will Jerry (a.k.a. Pirate) Finley, Pirates' Lair, Pirates' Lair staff members, or any other of the contributing participants or vendors be held liable for injury or damage (consequential or otherwise) resulting from or arising out of alterations you make to your motorcycle or a change to your riding style due to opinions displayed within.

The reader should recognize that motorcycling is a dangerous activity that can result in injury or death, and that the alterations portrayed on these web pages can and will change the behavior and performance of your motorcycle, possibly with fatal results. You are encouraged to seek qualified assistance before undertaking any of the procedures outlined here, and are hereby notified that, should you decide to proceed, you do so at your own risk.

The reader is further advised that this material is not endorsed by BMW, MV Agusta, Ducati, Honda, Kawasaki, or any of its agents, nor by the makers of any of the products illustrated or discussed here. Pirates Lair is in no way affiliated with BMW of North America, BMW of Germany, MV Agusta/Cagiva of Italy, Ducati of Italy, or any of their subsidiaries, but rather is solely owned and operated by private individuals who just so happen to love the sport as much as you do.

Should you have questions regarding your motorcycle please ask your quasi-respected dealer, your respective chat/bulletin board, or a qualified motorcycle repair professional. We (the staff of Pirates' Lair) do not claim to be experts on motorcycles, motorcycling, or frankly.. anything else.

Jerry (Pirate) Finley
Captain / Pirates Lair
1279 Charlotte Hwy
Fairview, NC 28730