The Pirates Lair Sacred Archives

We get a lot of requests for specific articles and/or reviews I've written in the past. Rather than fry my aging aging brain trying to remember where they are on our multi-hundred page website, I have decided to list the "worthy" ones here. Most of the links are to past newsletters.. Some are to full web articles. Remember.. I'm no expert on anything except perhaps cunnilingus and/or rolling doobies so the opinions within are only my own. So it is written.. so let it be done..

Feel free to share any of the reviews or articles I have posted here. All I ask is to at least give us (or Pirates Lair) credit for it and or post a link to our site. No need to ask our permission. Enjoy.

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Cheesy Articles and Ramblings of a Disturbed Mind

My Quadruple By-Pass Heart Surgery Part# 1- Apparently I'm Mortal After All / Facing Eternity
My Quadruple By-Pass Surgery Part# 2 - I Wasn't Kidding: A Post Op Awakening Story
Requiem for a Friend: A Long Overdue Tribute
Pirates Lair Celebrates Our 20th Year Anniversary! Past, Present, Future
I-BMW Farewell from Vic Salemme..
Paypal.. Bend Over Loyal Customers..
Me, My Dad, and Johnny: A Tale of Two Heroes
"Hey There Sexy.. Yes... You With the Gut"
My Own Personal Everest
A Supernatural Story: The Trans-Dimensional Stick People
A Motorcycling Legacy?... or Last of the Mohicans?
I-BMW Deals Gap Rally 2013: Rally Report and Pics.. Another For the Books
The Bible: A Painfully True Story.. or Why I Hate Beagles
My Colorado Adventure... another Pirates Lair Ride Report
I'm Shocked!! Plantar Fasciitis Cure.. My Experience with ESWT
8 Day Classic Ecuador & Amazon Trip Report : Nov 11th- 18th, 2011
The Entity: A Truly Scary Story : Part 1 & 2- The Revelation New!
30,000 Miles On The Blue Ridge Parkway... Yet Another Pirate's Tale
Tips for Riding the Blue Ridge Parkway
Sentimental Journey... Remembering Polly
Lake Lure, NC Anti-Motorcycle? Harley Riders Piss in the Punch Bowl
7 Day Fly and Drive Costa Rican Adventure Trip Report : July 29th-Aug 5th, 2010
Pacaya Volcano Climb: Reality Bites.. Tips and the Truth
Good Day Gone Bad: Karma Gone Amuck .. A Ride Tale
The Perfect Curve: I Drag Therefore I Am
Track Day Report: First Time In Advanced Group.. I came.. I Saw.. I Had My Ass Handed To Me On A Plate

How To Survive the "Tail of the Dragon" at Deals Gap

How To Survive on Your Motorcycle
Keith Code's California Superbike School
Pirates First Track Day Experience Nov 13-14th, 2004
"Sokath, His Eyes Opened" : Reality Smacks Me in the Kisser ..... The CBX Story
Banned For Life from the Yamaha R1 Chat Site

Company Review : JC Motors Motorcycle Transport: The Agony and the Ecstasy
Me and My 2006 K1200S: It's All Love Now
The Frisbee.. A Short Story for Christian and Bryson

 

Product Reviews

Hommiesafe Air Motorcycle Seat Cushion New!
Wick It Helmet Liner
ERGOMAXX – Triple Density Anatomic Handgrips
AMS Comfort-Max Gel Seat Pad
Laser Stealth HotCam 2 Slip-Ons
Park-n-Move

EarFuze Custom Earphones
Ducati Clutch Slave Cylinder by Oberon Performance

Moto Grip Skull Death Grips

Mini Flexible Camera Tripod
K1200RS/GT/LT Cam Kit from Rhinewest Performance, Inc

No-Mar Tire Changer
Verholen Mini-Tankbag
Moto GP Nitrous Gloves
Corbin K1200S Seat and Smuggler.. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Truth: Part #1
Corbin K1200S Seat and Smuggler.. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Truth: Part #2
Stebel Magnum Horn
MRA Windshields for K1200S
Verholen K1200S Passenger Peg Lowering Kit
RKA Soft Luggage on BMW K1200S
Aerostitch Self Contained Alarm
Verholen 2006 BMW K1200GT Peg Lowering Kit
GIVI T431 Soft Saddlebags
Wunderlich 'Vario' Adjustable Lever Set
Quat-D Slip-On's for Ducati 1098
Kriega R15 / R20 Back Packs
Fix'n Go Fiberglass Repair Kit


Clothing / Apparel Reviews

Scorpion Commander II Jacket
Dainese Laguna Seca Pro Suit
Silver Eagle Outfitters Microfiber Helmet Liner
PsycleSkins Undersuit


Electronics Product Reviews

PDM60 Power Distribution Module
Blinker Genie- Part 1
Blinker Geni
e- Part 2
Passport 9500ix Radar Detector
Microtec ECU for Ducati 1098 / 1198
Wunderlich Triton 2 K1200S LED Tail Light
Acumen DG8 PLUG-IN Digital Gear Indicator
Radar Detector Visual Alert
Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor
Westco Platinum WC14 Battery
Tour Master Synergy 2.0 Heated Vest Liner With Collar
Booster Plug
SpeedyHitch Camera System
Nuvi 350 GPS
MotoGP Digital Tire Warmers


Cleaning, Waxing, Detailing Product Reviews

California Gold Carnauba Wash & Wax
Turtle Wax "ICE" Synthetic Liquid Polish
Mothers California Gold Clay Bar Paint Saving System
Crystal-Glo Motorcycle Wax
Crystal-Glo Spray Polish
Griot's Garage 3" Random Orbital Polisher, Bag, & Accessory Kit


Helmet Reviews

Arai Quantum II Helmet
Reevu MSX1 Helmet .. You Say You Want A Revolution
KBC 2005 FFR Infinity Modular Helmet
HJC CL-15 Orbit Helmet
HJC CL-15 Cyclone Helmet
Flip-Up Helmet Comparo!! Nolan N-103 vs Nolan N-102
Flip-Up Helmet Comparo!! Nolan N-102 N-Com vs HJC Symax


Tire Reviews

Michelin Power RS
Michelin Pilot Power 3's
Michelin Pilot Power Pures
Dunlop Sportmax Q2's
Pirelli Strada Sport Touring Tires
Pirelli Diablo Corsa III's
Pirelli Diablo Rosso
Dunlop Qualifier Performance Radials


Comparisons

Comparing Glove Waterproofing Treatments (From Aerostitch)
Air Horn Comparison: Going Loud... Stebel Nautilus vs Denali SoundBomb
Gel Handgrip Comparo
Flip-Up Helmet Comparo!! Nolan N-103 vs Nolan N-102

Custom Ear Plugs vs Hearos
BMW K1200S / K1200R: Slip-On Specs

Video from a Motorcycle: Direct to Disk vs Tape.. Which Is Best?
Throttle Lock Shoot-out : Throttlemeister vs Wunderlich
Back Protector Shoot-Out : Bohn Pro Racer vs Knox KC2000 vs Forcefield
K1200S Headlight Bulb Test: Factory H7 vs PIAA vs Sylvania SilverStar
Ducati ST3 vs BMW K1200RS vs BMW K1200S: Lets Get Reeeeady to Rrrrrumble..

Silver Eagle Outfitters Clothing vs UnderArmour
Flip-Up Helmet Comparo!! Nolan N-102 N-Com vs HJC Symax
2006 Yamaha R1 vs 2006 BMW K1200S... Lets Get Reeeeady to Rrrrrumble..



Be advised that there is no representation of accuracy or truthiness in any of the information presented in the reviews or articles linked to this cheesy section relative to BMW motorcycle modification, products, riding, or otherwise and that the material is presented for entertainment purposes only. The opinions herein are those of Jerry Finley (aka. Pirate) only and may or may not reflect the views of the mortal populace.