The Bible: A Painfully True Story.. or Why I Hate Beagles for Gypsy, Christian, and Bryson |
What's worse than hitting a record PowerBall lottery and then losing the winning ticket? Keep reading. Unfortunately the following is true.. At the time I remember thinking.. " this is an odd size for a Bible.. ?" The pages were somewhat yellowed, but there wasn't a torn or missing page in the book. It was virtually perfect except for all the writing in the margins on most of the pages. As it turned out.. the owner of the Bible was a pastor .. His name, which I no longer recall, was written on the inner cover. Apparently, he was assigned to a certain regiment and wrote detailed accounts of every battle the regiment fought.. As I'm no Civil War buff, I didn't recognize any of the places or events he described except for the Battle of Antietam. I had heard of that one. A lot of the cursive writing was hard to read, but I do recall accounts of medical procedures, head counts of the dead, what they ate for dinner some nights, names of officers and soldiers who were afraid and had asked him to carry "death letters" in case they didn't survive, etc etc.. My plans were to sit down one day and document the writer's observations. As most slackers do, I moved back in with my parents and they let me store all my stuff in their mostly empty lower level garage until I got a place of my own. Not long after, a young lady friend gave me a dog for companionship. A beagle named Picasso. I must have looked like I needed companionship. She meant well, but in my humble opinion, pets should not be given as gifts. They should have the opportunity to choose one another.. In this case, me and the dog never bonded.. In fact.. I never liked that dog. |
One summer day I walked into the garage and noticed paper all over the floor.. WTF?! Torn boxes... cardboard everywhere.. shredded comic books .. and the remains of the little Bible.. The dog had chewed the Bible into a frothing mass of pulp. Not a single page remained intact...History wiped away because of this mischievous brown and white beagle. As you can imagine.. this was not a good day, but what could I do? The reality of the loss hit me hard.. I think I told my ex what had happened, but never told her mother or father.. God rest their souls.. The year was 1975 . I chalked it up to life getting even with me for some past transgression(s) and tried to forget about it... and for the most part.. I was successful until.... |
As fate would have it... just 12 months after the Bibles were printed, the Revolutionary war abruptly ended and virtually none of them found their way into the intended soldiers pockets. George Washington, one of the greatest supporters of the Aitken Bible, regretted that the Revolutionary troops had been disbanded before he could provide them with such an appropriate symbol of his gratitude. Writing to a friend, Washington lamented, "It would have pleased me well, if Congress had been pleased to make such an important present (a copy of the Aitken Bible) to the brave fellows, who have done so much for the security of their Country's rights and establishment." |
So what happened to these 10,000 Bibles? I spoke with some rare book experts and not one knew exactly what happened to them. All seemed to think that most were distributed to the public sometime after 1784. This is where the facts end and my sleuthing and theories begin.. As best as I can surmise, the little Bible I had been given was indeed one of these Aitken bibles. It traveled through the years and ended up some 78 years later in the hands of a pastor, a relative in my ex-wives family, who got caught up in the Civil War. He carried it from battle to battle and camp to camp sometime between the years 1861 and 1865. All along writing detailed notes of each event. I checked and the aforementioned Battle of Antietam was fought on September 17, 1862, near Sharpsburg, Maryland so I can place the little Bible there on that date. More than 23,000 combatants from the North and South were reported dead, wounded or missing after 12 hours of carnage in that battle. It has the distinction of being the bloodiest battle in American history. The Bible and the pastor survived the event. At the time of the Civil War, the little Bible was already 84 years old, but what's interesting to me is that it had actually found it's way into the hands of a serving soldier as originally intended. Destiny? Divine intervention? Who knows. Id like to think that George Washington would have been pleased. By the time my dog ate it it was around 194 years old.... Geeezz.. O, yea.. I found the following blurb on one rare book website.. "Although 10,000 copies of the Aitken Bible were printed, it is extraordinarily scarce today. 20th-century estimates place the number of extant copies between 30-40, with possibly five (certainly no more than ten) in private hands. It is one of the world's rarest books, significantly rarer than even the Gutenberg Bible. " Virtually priceless.. I should add that the last Gutenberg bible sold at auction for 9.4 million dollars. Not that it matters at this point, but I wonder if the copy I had was worth more with all the Civil War documentation in it? Or was it merely priceless? |
Before I sign off to go in search of my trusty tanto blade for a Seppuku ritual I'll be performing later, I'd like to reiterate... I never liked that dog. |
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And that's all I've got to say about that.... Jerry D. Finley Captain / Pirates' Lair |