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BMW S1000XR PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus S1000XR HexaCone Slip-On Exhaust Imported from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. We offer two version canisters for the the 2015+ BMW S1000XR. Titanium and Carbon Fiber. Both choices come with a removable silencer, Carbon Fiber end cap, and a Carbon Fiber heat shield which, IMHO, is the reason for the high price. All mounting hardware is included. The logos are adhesive style decals which can be lifted off the canister by the customer. In case you are cuious.. No ...the Remus HexaCone slip-on kit does not eliminate the catalytic converter. Each Remus S1000XR HexaCone slip-on kit comes with a 1 year warranty against breaking, cracking, or rusting.. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Fits the 2017+ BMW S1000XR only.
Pirates' Price $1350.US Titanium Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included) Call Before Ordering!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Akrapovic S1000XR Titanium Slip-On & Full Exhaust Systems Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. For those looking to be all you can be, we have both Akrapovic full and slip-on Titanium exhaust systems for your XR. .Akrapovic exhausts are amongst the absolute best in the market. The high performance of Akrapovic exhausts reflect their use of state-of-the-art materials and precision hand-crafting, supported by computer analysis and testing by their development department in combination with constant feedback from the racetrack. Factory teams rely on Akrapovic to develop exhaust systems year after year and Akrapovic exhausts regularly take first place in tests carried out by reputed motorcycling publications.Reduce dead weight on your ride while providing that deep sexy sound. System retains centerstand capability. Plenty of bag clearance. Fits the BMW S1000XR
Pirates' Price Slip-On $1415.US / Full System $2562.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Akrapovic S1000XR Headers Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Optional headers are available for your Akrapovič XR Slip-On exhaust in titanium and/or stainless steel if you want to upgrade to a full system. Want to be all you can be? Are we not men? Expect around 7hp gain, 12lb weight loss, and a torque increase of +12.8Nm at 6850 rpm. Check out our spec chart. System retains centerstand capability. Let your bike stand out with more power, beautiful design, and the unique Akrapovič sound. Fits the 2014+ BMW S1000XR
Pirates' Price $1147.US Stainless Steel (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW S1000XR ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen S1000XR Bar Riser Kit Leave it to MV Verholen of Germany to develop a simple, waaay cool looking handle bar riser kit for your BMW S1000XR. This kit allows a more upright, relaxed riding position. The silver anodized adapters bring the handle bars higher and closer to the driver ensuring a more comfortable reach to the bars. Less strain on your neck. More relaxed seating position. Less pressure on your wrists. Just what the doctor ordered. No....it is not necessary to change the brake cable. Adapters included if needed. No mods necessary. These kits are pretty much plug-n-play bolt-on kit. They tell us it's a chimp-easy 30 minute install. Fits the 2015-2019 S1000XR.
Pirates' Price $242.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen S1000XR / M1000XR Peg Lowering Kits MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by between 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Passenger peg lowering kits available, too. Shift lever extension available as an option. We offer kits for the 2015-2019 S1000XR and 2020-2024 S1000XR / M1000XR models.
Pirates' Price $225.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
SSR Billet Aluminum Adjustable Wide Foot Pegs Made in the USA. Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair. SSR's dual street/off-road design footpegs may be just what the doctor ordered. These wide pegs offer removable rubber inserts for off-road grip in slippery conditions (i.e. rain, snow, mud, etc...) with an added benefit of multiple angle adjustment positions. They provide excellent grip through aggressive teeth design. These SSR wide pegs are 50mm in width at the widest point and 86mm in length. These billet aluminum pegs are both functional and easy on the eyes. Not only are they adjustable and lightweight, but they come in various color combinations. Sweet! SSR wide pegs are sold in pairs for the rider only. Rear pegs are not available yet. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW S1000XR All Years, 2004 - 2016 R1200GS & Adventure, R1100GS / R1150GS / R1150GS ADV All Years.
Pirates' Price $132.US / Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the BMW S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig S1000XR Brake Lever Extension A Pirates Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW S1000XR, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, and 06 & Up K1200GT
Pirates' Price $66.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig S1000XR Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a a dab of silicone. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR, R1200RS, R1200R LC, R1200GT, R1200RT, K1600GT, K1600GTL, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200RS , K1200GT
Pirates' Price $48.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
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BMW S1000XR PROTECTION / TRACK DAYS / ROAD RACING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing S1000XR Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your 2015+ S1000XR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made Aero frame sliders. R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the looks of popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a winner on road and track! We offer these frame sliders (sold in pairs only) for the S1000XR as well as front fork sliders. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. Replacement parts available. No modifications or cutting necessary. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR only.
Pirates' Price $145.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing S1000RR Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect the front forks of your BMW S1000RR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer these fork sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as frame sliders and rear cotton reels. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. No modifications necessary. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR & BMW F800R '15-'16
Pirates' Price $62.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000XR Oil Cooler Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the oil cooler? Ever wonder how much a factory oil cooler costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective oil cooler guard from R & G Racing. Each is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Black only. Radiator guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW BMW HP4 '13-'15, S1000RR '10-'16, S1000XR '15-'16 & S1000R '14-'16. .
Pirates' Price $78.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have these on all my bikes and swear by it. Fits the BMW S1000XR only.
Pirates' Price $80.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000XR Radiator Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the radiator? Ever wonder how much a factoryradiator costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective radiator guard from R & G Racing. CEach is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Red or Ti color Black only. Oil cooler guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015-16+ BMW S1000XR..
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW S1000XR CARBON FIBER & BODYWORK
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Bestem S1000XR Carbon Fiber You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? If you are looking for an alternative to the expensive Carbon Fiber coming out of Germany.. Bestem delivers. FYI.. I see Bestem products side-by-side with Ilmbergers on a daily basis. On most parts I can NOT tell the difference. It's that good. Each piece is made from high quality 3K TWILL WEAVE carbon fiber and epoxy resin to provide excellent texture and flexibility then polished to a high gloss. Unbeknownst to most except industry insiders, Bestem has made leaps and bounds over the last few years with quality being their #1 priority. Due to the fact that they recently invested millions in new molds and manufacturing equipment, I predict that soon.. very soon their product could become the top option in the US. Bestem is the only CF manufacturer to offer a 6 month limited warranty. Click Here to see all our Bestem S1000XR Carbon Fiber.. Fits the S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price Starting at $130.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Pyramid Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your S1000XR with this beautiful carbon fiber rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. This attractive, sturdy, 100% carbon fiber hugger should rock your world. Distinguish yourself from the mundane. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install... Chimp not included. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR only.
Pirates' Price $182.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik Carbon Z8892 Fiber Gas Cap Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the BMW S1000XR. Possibly the finest looking gas cap cover I have ever seen. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR, K1300GT, K1300S, R1200RT, and K1300R
Pirates' Price $60.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Pyramid Plastics Huggers Pirates' Lair and Pyramid Plastics want to help you protect the backside of your S1000XR with your choice of 4 rear huggers. Available finishes.. Black, Red, White, (in fiberglass) and of course.. Carbon Fiber. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Of course.. these are paintable! If the thought your only option for a rear wheel hugger was paying big bucks for Carbon Fiber .. you were wrong, bukko! These attractive, sturdy huggers should rock your world. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000XR only.
Pirates' Price $150.US (Shipping in US Included) Call Before Ordering!
LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K for a bright white light.. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $77.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
GPS / RADAR DETECTOR / MISC ACCESSORIES
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Techmount Handlebar Radar Detector Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar controls vertical pinch bolts. The Techmount Handlebar Mount Kit with Radar Top Plate matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for your radar detector. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all Techmount ball and socket systems and can be mounted on clutch side for sure.. Not sure about the brake side yet. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. This kit includes everything needed to securely mount any radar detector onto round handlebars. For 7/8" (22mm) up to 1 1/4" (32mm.) Available in black only. The version we sell has a rectangular platform, but round platform is available upon request. Fits the S1000XR, S1000R and some other BMWs with round bars...
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare SSR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. We hear more complaints about the factory gas caps on the BMW S1000XR than any other single item. What up wit dat? Apparently the German designers missed the mark on the design. Not to worry.. Pirates Lair has your back. Check out these sweet looking American-made Billet Aluminum BMW Race Gas Caps from SSR. Sleek, attractive, and functional. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. Easy on/easy off without a key. Choose from Silver or Black. Fits the S1000XR (all years), BMW K1600GTL, K1600GT, R1200GS (08 and up), F800S/ST (all years) R1200R / R1200S (all years)
Pirates' Price $90.US/ $100.US / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW S1000XR / S1000R HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes S1000XR / S1000R Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with everything you need to balance both wheels.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Stick-On weights included.. because we love you!
Pirates' Price $130.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are commuting, road racing, or or burning up Deals Gap, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
BMW S1000XR WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik 2020+ S1000XR VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2394 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000XR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2372 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Center Screen Height: 22.00" (50.8cm) Width: 15.50" (39.4cm). Fits the 2015-2019 S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $210.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik 2020+ S1000XR VStream Light Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2393 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000XR rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Center Screen Height: 19.00" (48.3cm) Width: 14.25" (36.2cm). Fits the 2020+ S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $227.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik 2020+ S1000XR VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one.. The Z2392 is a bit taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000XR rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a dark gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport shield are: Center Screen Height: 15.75" (40.0cm) Width: 13.75" (35.0cm). Fits the 2020+ S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $180.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik 2015-19 S1000XR VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2372 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000XR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2372 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 18.50" (47.0cm) - Width: 19.00" (48.2cm). Fits the 2015-2019 S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $237.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik 2015-19 S1000XR VStream Light Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2371 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000XR rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 16.50" (42.0cm) - Width: 17.75" (45.1cm). Fits the 2015-2019 S1000XR Only.
Pirates' Price $227.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik 2015-19 S1000XR VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windshield The ZTechnik S1000XR Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one.. The Z2370 is a bit taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000XR rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a dark gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport shield are: Height: 13.75" (35.0cm) Width: 16.50" (42.0cm). Fits the 2015-2019 S1000XR Only.
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BMW S1000XR / S1000R LUGGAGE & GEAR
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
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CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
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PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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