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BMW R1150R / ROCKSTER ACCESSORIES
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT, R1150R, and R1150RS.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These should fit the K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early and late K1200GT, and probably most BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what??
Pirates' Price $136.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping Included)
BMW R1150R TRAVEL & LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! BMW R1150R Stealth Backrest A Pirates Lair Exclusive! Our black R1150R Stealth bracket bolts underneath your rear oem rack and allows for easy on/off backrest use. The stainless steel bracket (with stainless steel hardware) is almost completely invisible when on the bike. The backrest slides off in 15 seconds! No mods necessary. The fabric on our cover matches the oem seat perfectly and will look factory. Semi-soft luggage is available. Fits all model years BMW R1150R As this backrest has been discontinued we are always looking for used kits on the open market. When we find them we refurbish when necessary and sell here. Cash, MO, or check only.... Customer Comments Click Here Manufactured in the USA by Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $410.US (Shipping in US Included) Discontinued!
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Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag OK.. you've just got your new Stealth, Sargent, or Corbin Backrest installed. Woohoo! Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare RKA "Sonoma Series" Soft Saddlebags  Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your bike? Refuse to pay your dealer over $700+ for their optional oem bags and butt-ugly bracketry? I don't blame you. So what to do? We turned to our good friends at RKA Motorcycle Luggage for an alternative and of course they had 2 bags to fit our customer's needs.. 33 Liter Expandable Saddlebags and 50 Liter Expandable Saddlebags. Installation on virtually any motorcycle is "chimp"easy. Check out their install video. Saddlebags are sold as a SET. Both left and right bags. Raincovers are included. All Saddlebags are Black with Silver piping and have a limited-lifetime warranty. Possibly the nicest soft saddlebags you'll ever see. And yes.. RKA products are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price 33Liter $310.US / 50 Liter $360.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $124.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $198.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

BMW R1150R LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K for a bright white light.. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare WhiteLights Clear LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year R1150R & Rockster, 98-04 BMW K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT /
Pirates' Price $140.US (Shipping in US Included)
 Page.. If You Dare WhiteLights Smoke LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year R1150R & Rockster, 98-04 BMW K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT /
Pirates' Price $150.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $77.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US
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BMW R1150R / ROCKSTER HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes R50/RS/GT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The MP kit comes complete with axle, bearing blocks, and (2) cones ..one universal/one special BMW rear drive side. Our R50/RS/GT Kit fits every 85' and newer BMW with single sided arm except the F650 and the R1200GS. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory BMW rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit.
Pirates' Price $115.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)

PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)