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BMW R1250RT / R1200RT PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Titanium Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The Remus Titanium Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Titanium Hexacone features a Carbon Fiber end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1120.US Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Carbon Fiber Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The Remus Carbon Fiber Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Carbon Fiber Hexacone features a Carbon end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1140.US Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus INOX / Stainless Steel Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria.The Remus Stainless Steel (AKA INOX) Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The stainless Hexacone features a Carbon Fiber end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1050.US Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus Black Hawk Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus Black Hawk exhaust for the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT. The Remus Black Hawk with it's black stainless steel canister transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014+ R1200RT LC. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Black Hawk features a Carbon end cap, and all mounting hardware. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1050.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1250 & R1200RT LC Header / Collector from Austria. While Remus USA can NOT import these due to Kaleefornia's insane "green" laws... Pirates Lair can and does. We get Remus shipments direct from our source in Europe about every 9 days. This stainless steel Remus header system fits all the liquid-cooled R1200RTs and R1250RT. Same kit.. same part # for all the liquid-cooled RTs. This header/collector system eliminates the catalytic converter for increased HP, reduced weight, and longer lasting erections. It can be used with the oem canister or with any aftermarket slip-on kit including the Remus. System retains centerstand capability. Be all you can be.. Fits the BMW 2014-2020 R1250RT & R1200RT LC
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $840.US SS (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT LC ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen R1250RT / R1200RT LC Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by a full 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it and stop your whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are slightly adjustable fore and aft. Passenger peg lowering kits also available. Shift lever extension available as an option. The kits fit the 2014+ R1200RT LC and R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $195.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Hornig R1250RT / R1200RT LC Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a dab of silicone. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC, R1250RT, 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC, S1000XR, R1200GT, K1600GT, K1600GTL, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200RS , K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the 2017+ R1200RT LC & R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $2
60.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Included in US)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors! Fits the 2017+ R1200RT LC & R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kaoko Throttle Lock Check out the waaay cool South African-made Kaoko throttle lock.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's a solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Chimp-easy* 5 minute install. Just remove the right hand bar weight, replace it with Kaoko's bar weight, and firmly tighten the bar end bolt. Bam.. Done. Available in black only. Heated grip compatible. *Chimp not included.. Fits the BMW 2014-2018 R1200RT, R1250RT, 2015-2019 BMW R1200RS/R1250RS, 2006-2014 BMW R1200R, 2006-2008 BMW R1200S
Pirates' Price $147.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC H7 HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a serious 4000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. they are CanBus compatible. 2 year warranty. I run these in my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy to install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate frame will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. Plate frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $100.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $64.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
R1250RT ENGINE PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Electropolished Stainless Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS. They do NOT fit the GS Adventure.
Pirates' Price Rear $589.95US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Black Powder Coated Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS. They do NOT fit the GS Adventure.
Pirates' Price Rear $476.95US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included) New Product!
R1250RT / R1200RT HANDLING
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ESA Shocks Rebuild / Refurbish Service OK.. You've reached the point where your oem ESA shocks are weeping, worn out, or just lifeless. You have two choices.. Take out a home mortgage and replace them or bring your shocks back to life by having them rebuilt. EPM Performance (in NJ) offers customers complete ESA rebuild and refurbishing service for all late model motorcycles with ESA shocks. This service applies to all ESA shocks manufactured by SHOWA, WP, Marzocchi, and SACHS for BMW, Triumph, Yamaha, KTM or other bike models. Upon request they can also shorten oem ESA shocks for a lower ride height and can supply new springs (Hyperpro progressive springs) for the oem ESA shocks. EPM's factory trained technician will inspect, rebuild, and return them directly to you when they are done. Expect 3-4 weeks from the day your shocks arrive at their facility. Quality turn-key service at a reasonable price. What a concept.
Pirates' Price Starting at $289.US per shock (Shipping NOT Included) New Service!
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $47.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes RT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The BG12LCC kit comes complete with everything you need to balance both front and rear tires. Our BG12LCC Kit is designed for the R1200RT LC or R1250RT . User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Weights included.
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT MISCELLANEOUS ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1250RT, 2014+ R1200RT LC
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Check out these sweet looking American-made Billet Aluminum BMW Race Gas Caps from SSR. Sleek, attractive, and functional. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. Easy on/easy off without a key. Available in Silver or Black version. The black version will come with black screws. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $90.US / $100.Kit / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Pyramid Plastics R1200RT LC / R1250RT Frame Cap Kit Once again, Pirates' Lair is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 5 piece frame cap kit completes the visuals of your bike. This frame cap kit is lovingly produced by Pyramid Plastics in the UK and is designed to snap into place with the tap of a rubber hammer or push of the thumb. Honestly.. can you live with those butt-ugly holes BMW left for you? I couldn't. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC, R1250RT
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install with peel-n-stick adhesives. No screws or rivets. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC.
Pirates' Price $48.US (Shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RT LC / R1250RT VStream Clear Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R12RT Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2351 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for R1200RS riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2351 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 5X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Uses oem mounting hardware. Dimensions for the Touring shield are: Height: 25.50" (64.8cm) Width: 19.25" (48.9cm). Fits the 2014+R1200RT & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $230.US (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RT LC / R1250RT VStream Clear Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R12RT Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2350 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1200RT or R1250RT rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 5X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Uses oem mounting hardware. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 19.00" (48.2cm) Width: 18.50" (47.0cm). Fits the 2014+R1200RT & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $232.US (Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT BAGS & LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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Bullrack Pannier / Top Case Wall Mount Kits Pirates Lair has finally found the solution for hard bags storage. Check out the BULLRACK Motorcycle Pannier and Top Case Wall Mount Kits. The guest bedroom is definitely not the best place to stash your hard bags or top box when they are off the bike, and the garage can be downright dangerous for them . Kids on bikes, piled up junk, or frisky pets can damage them in a matter of seconds. Bullrack offers these kits for hanging your bags or top box on the wall and out of the way. Bam! Problem solved. Each BULLRACK pannier kit comes with 2 brackets for hanging two bags, screws to mount the brackets in most wood applications, and a set of easy to follow instructions. Each kit comes with a full warranty. And yes.. these are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $165.US & Up (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German tankbag I've ever seen. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon. I deem this one worthy.
Pirates' Price $280.US. (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
Pirates' Price $175.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
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SHOP & ACCESSORIES
Click Here and Enter a Whole New World R1200RS Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW R1200RS customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? I feel ya, my brothers but here's a solution. The Forklift Front Stand fits both bikes and offers great leverage and stability and the easy swivel, rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing without fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man operation. Bulletproof construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $185.US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R1200RS Pit-Bull Hybrid Rear Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our R1200RS customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? Change your own tires? The Hybrid One-Armed Rear Wheel Stand features a removable handle which allows you to use the stand with the handle going either forward or toward the rear of the bike. The handle can be installed going either to the front or back on the drive side, but on BMW bikes, you cannot use this stand on the non-drive side of the motorcycle. When installed on the drive side, it allows wheel removal. It offers great leverage and stability and the ball bearing head makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning and maintenance. Easy one-man operation. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the 2015+ R1200RS, K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, 08+ K1200GT, R1200S, HP2, and HP2 Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $240.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) Limited Edition!
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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