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BMW R1250RT / R1200RT PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Titanium Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The Remus Titanium Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Titanium Hexacone features a Carbon Fiber end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1220.US Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Carbon Fiber Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The Remus Carbon Fiber Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Carbon Fiber Hexacone features a Carbon end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1140.US Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included) All Carbon Kits Discontinued!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus INOX / Stainless Steel Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria.The Remus Stainless Steel (AKA INOX) Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014-R1200RT. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 3 options of Hexacone Slip-Ons or Full Systems. Carbon Fiber, Titanium, and a Stainless Steel. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The stainless Hexacone features a Carbon Fiber end cap, all mounting hardware, as well as a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1170.US Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus Black Hawk Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus Black Hawk exhaust for the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & 2019+ R1250RT. The Remus Black Hawk, which is available with either a black stainless or Matte silver canister, transforms both the sound and look of your R1250RT or 2014+ R1200RT LC. With this innovative design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. Both the black or matte stainless Black Hawk feature a Carbon end cap and all mounting hardware. Retains centerstand capability. Optional headers available for some model years. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1270.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1200RT LC Header / Collector from Austria. While Remus USA can NOT import these due to Kaleefornia's insane "green" laws... Pirates Lair can and does. We get Remus shipments direct from our source in Europe about every 9 days. This stainless steel Remus header system fits all the liquid-cooled R1200RTs. Same kit.. same part # for all the liquid-cooled RTs. This header/collector system eliminates the catalytic converter for increased HP, reduced weight, and longer lasting erections. It can be used with the oem canister or with any aftermarket slip-on kit including the Remus. System retains centerstand capability. Be all you can be.. Fits the 2014-2018 BMW R1200RT. Does NOT for the R1250RT.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $830.US SS (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT LC ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Verholen R1250RT / R1200RT LC Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by a full 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it and stop your whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are slightly adjustable fore and aft. Passenger peg lowering kits also available. Shift lever extension available as an option. The kits fit the 2014+ R1200RT LC and R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $235.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Hornig R1250RT / R1200RT LC Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a dab of silicone. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC, R1250RT, 2015+ BMW R1200RS & R1200R LC, S1000XR, R1200GT, K1600GT, K1600GTL, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200RS , K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the 2017+ R1200RT LC & R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $2
60.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Included in US)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors! Fits the 2017+ R1200RT LC & R1250RT.
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kaoko Throttle Lock Check out the waaay cool South African-made Kaoko throttle lock.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's a solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Chimp-easy* 5 minute install. Just remove the right hand bar weight, replace it with Kaoko's bar weight, and firmly tighten the bar end bolt. Bam.. Done. Available in black only. Heated grip compatible. *Chimp not included.. Fits the BMW 2014-2018 R1200RT, R1250RT, 2015-2019 BMW R1200RS / R1250RS, 2006-2014 BMW R1200R, 2006-2008 BMW R1200S
Pirates' Price $147.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC H7 HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K for a bright white light.. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy to install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
New Product!
R1250RT ENGINE PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Electropolished Stainless Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS. They do NOT fit the GS Adventure.
Pirates' Price Rear $589.95US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Black Powder Coated Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, and R1250RS. They do NOT fit the GS Adventure.
Pirates' Price Rear $476.95US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
R1250RT / R1200RT HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes RT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The BG12LCC kit comes complete with everything you need to balance both front and rear tires. Our BG12LCC Kit is designed for the R1200RT LC or R1250RT . User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Weights included.
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $47.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT MISCELLANEOUS ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1250RT, 2014+ R1200RT LC
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Check out these sweet looking American-made Billet Aluminum BMW Race Gas Caps from SSR. Sleek, attractive, and functional. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. Easy on/easy off without a key. Available in Silver or Black version. The black version will come with black screws. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT LC & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $90.US / $100.Kit / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Pyramid Plastics R1200RT LC / R1250RT Frame Cap Kit Once again, Pirates' Lair is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 5 piece frame cap kit completes the visuals of your bike. This frame cap kit is lovingly produced by Pyramid Plastics in the UK and is designed to snap into place with the tap of a rubber hammer or push of the thumb. Honestly.. can you live with those butt-ugly holes BMW left for you? I couldn't. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC, R1250RT
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install with peel-n-stick adhesives. No screws or rivets. Fits the 2014+ R1200RT LC.
Pirates' Price $48.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your 2014+ R1200RT or R1250RT? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. These centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts (the GT10 series) are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Fits the 2014+ BMW R1200RT / R1250RT
Pirates' Price $201.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RT LC / R1250RT VStream Clear Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R12RT Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The tall Z2351 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for R1200RS riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2351 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 5X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Uses oem mounting hardware. Dimensions for the Touring shield are: Height: 25.50" (64.8cm) Width: 19.25" (48.9cm). Fits the 2014+R1200RT & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $230.US (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik R1200RT LC / R1250RT VStream Clear Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik R12RT Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The Z2350 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the R1200RT or R1250RT rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. It comes in a light gray tint only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 5X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Uses oem mounting hardware. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 19.00" (48.2cm) Width: 18.50" (47.0cm). Fits the 2014+R1200RT & R1250RT
Pirates' Price $232.US (Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250RT / R1200RT BAGS & LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
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PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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