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BMW R1250GS / R1200GS / R1200GS LC / ADVENTURE PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus R1250GS & R1200GS LC / Adventure "8" Series Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus 8 Slip-On Exhaust Systems for the 2018+ R1250GS & 2013+ BMW R1200GS LC. The multi-pass interior design of the innovative "8" muffler offers a big expansion volume to enable an increase of engine power and torque in combination with the well-known sonorous Remus sound. Of course the Remus 8 sound is within all legal limits and kit is delivered with EEC approval papers. Despite the big volume of the muffler, the slim design enables the easy mounting of oem cases. The Remus 8 slip-on exhausts are available in Matte Stainless Steel or Black Stainless Steel. Both choices come with a Carbon Fiber end cap, Connecting tube, and a Carbon Fiber heat shield. Optional header is available for removing the cat. All mounting hardware is included. Check out our dyno chart. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2018+ BMW R1250GS & 2013 - 2017 R1200GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $1069.US Matte SS (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! 2015-17 Remus R1200GSW / Adventure Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200GSW. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “We lead, others follow…” The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone SLIP-ONS. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Check out our dyno chart. Kit includes connector and all mounting hardware. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW 2013 - 2017 R1200GS LC
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $989.US Ti / Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! 2013+ Remus R1200GS LC / Adventure Stainless Steel Header Want to get rid of the catalytic converter on your water-cooled GS? Are we not men? Of course you do. This stainless steel Remus header system (which eliminates the cat) works with everything: Remus 8, Remus HexaCone, oem canister, and/or any other aftermarket slip-on system. High grade stainless steel. Performance and torque increase. Sporty, sonorous sound. Weight-optimized. In case you are curious Remus (or any other brand) slip-on systems do not eliminate the catalytic converter. Unleash the beast.. Fits the BMW 2013 - 2017 R1200GS LC
Pirates' Price $834.US (Ground shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus R1200GS / Adventure 2010-2011 Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200GS. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “WE LEAD, others follow…”The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone SLIP-ONS. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Check out our dyno chart. Kit includes connector and all mounting hardware. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW 2010+ R1200GS
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $889.US Ti / Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus R1200GS / Adventure Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The Remus Hexacone with its angular design transforms both the sound and look of your R1200GS. With this innovative new design Remus confirms once again the company motto: “WE LEAD, others follow…”The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 2 options of Hexacone SLIP-ONS. Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Weight is kept to a minimum by means of a new internal design. The Hexacone features a removable baffle allowing the rider to have a full rich sound or a little more attitude. Check out our dyno chart. Kit includes connector and all mounting hardware. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW 2004-2009 R1200GS
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $889.US Ti / Carbon Fiber (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus R1200GS/Adventure Revolution Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. Tired of your bike sounding like a Maytag? Of course you are. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep, sexy, throaty tone. Remus offers 4 options of SLIP-ONS ...Aluminum, Carbon Fiber, Stainless & Black, and the ultra light Titanium. These slip-ons offer about 4hp gain and god knows how much of a weight loss. Depending on the which model .. the total weight is around 2.5kg. Removable silencer included. Check out our dyno chart. Kit includes connector and all mounting hardware. System retains centerstand capability. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW 2004-2009 R1200GS
Pirates' Price Slip-Ons $889.US Carbon Fiber / Ti (Ground shipping in US Included)
BMW R1250GS / R1200GS BACKREST / BAGS / LUGGAGE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare BMW R1200GS / R1250GS LC Stealth Backrest A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Our 2014+ R1200GS / R1250GS LC Stealth Backrest, is a thing of beauty, simplicity, and comfort and.. a worthy addition to the Pirates' Lair line of specialty motorcycle backrests. Our kit will include a padded backrest and an aluminum mounting plate that bolts directly to the top of your oem rack. Install is under 5 minutes with standard tools. The backrest's polished stainless steel slide bar slides on and off the bike in under 15 seconds. No modifications necessary. Just bolt it on and give your passenger piece of mind. Our first class upholstery is done by world renowned custom seat and backrest maker ...Sargent Cycle Products. Each comes in a rich matte silver or textured black powder coating . Semi-soft luggage is available. Manufactured in the USA for Pirates' Lair. Our backrest will NOT fit the Adventure model unless a standard oem GS rack is swapped out for the oem Adventure rack. Fits the late 2013 +R1200GS LC & 2019+ R1250GS LC with this rack.
Pirates' Price $435.US (USPS Priority Included in US)
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Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag OK.. you've just got your new Stealth, Sargent, or Corbin Backrest installed. Woohoo! Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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Hornig Crash Bar Bags for BMW R1250GS Adventure Hornig of Germany does it again with this waaaay cool offering. Their R1250 GS Adventure crash bar bags are perfect for spare gloves, faceshield, rain gear, Walther PPK, or anything you need easy, quick access to. They are sold as a set (2 bags) for the left and the right side. Honestly, I think they really look cool on the bike. I wish I'd thought of this. The bags install over the tank bracket and are fixed in place with one Velcro fastener. These are made for all R1250GS Adventure only! Will it fit any other GS? I have no freakin' idea.. Color: Black Dimensions (l x w x h): about 34 x 17 x 7 cm Capacity: about 2.5 litres per side
Pirates' Price $145.US Pair (USPS Priority Included in US

Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $
200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. We have hardware mount kits for the GS and GS Adventure with or without the new screwless gas caps.The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
Pirates' Price $222.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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City Bag Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German tankbag I've ever seen. The midsize Type 1 bag fits the 04+ R1200GS as well as the 06+ R1200GS Adventure.. Note: This bag will fit the GS-Adventure, with tight clearance with the factory crossbar. Your bars may have to be rotated slightly forward, but you will be able to retain the crossbar. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon. I deem this one worthy. Note: Check our web page for 2010+ compatibility.
Pirates' Price $300.US. (Shipping in US Included)

ore... If You Dare Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 Year factory guarantee! I love these bags!!
Pirates' Price R15 $160.US / R20 $180.US (USPS Priority Included in US)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250GS / R1200GS LC / R1200GS / ADVENTURE PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Electropolished Stainless Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS.
Pirates' Price Rear $589.95US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik Black Powder Coated Steel R1250 Engine Guards ZTechnik's Engine Guards are now available for 2019+ BMW R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS in both an Electropolished Stainless Steel finish and a new E-Coated/Powder coated Black steel finish that looks great on the new bikes. The E-Coat (Electrophoretic Coating) is applied inside and out to eliminate rust and corrosion and the Black Powder coating makes the finish tough and long lasting. ZTechnik Engine Guards attach to the engine mounts – not the engine covers – to protect the motor's heads/valve covers. These Engine Guards are carefully designed to allow clearance for oil changes or valve cover access, so they don’t need to be removed for routine maintenance. We both know.. sooner or later your bike is gonna go down. The question you have to ask yourself is. "Will I be prepared?" Fits the 2019+ liquid-cooled R1250GS, R1250RT, R1250R, and R1250RS.
Pirates' Price Rear $476.95US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ZTechnik LED Headlight Protector You need a headlight protector on your bike. Sooner or later your luck is gonna run out. Priced a factory headlight lately? Are you sitting down? Are you bent over with a bottle of AstroGlide handy? Call any dealer and you'll be quoted a sphincter busting $1646 for the 2013+ oem LED R1200GS headlight and that doesn't include labor or a reach-around. Ouch!! Each Ztecnik Headlight Guard perfectly matches the contours of the R1200GS or R1250GS / Adventure headlights. Crystal clear optics will not distort or reduce light beam. Virtually disappears when installed. Formed from tough 3.00mm polycarbonate with ZTechnik's exclusive Quantum hardcoat for 10X more strength and 30X more scratch resistance than fragile acrylic guards. The choice is clear! Protect your insanely expensive headlight and your wallet.. or not.. The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?" Fits the 2019+ BMW R1250GS & Adventure & 2013-2018 R1200GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $88.US (USPS Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ZTechnik GS Headlight Protector You need a headlight protector on your bike. Sooner or later your luck is gonna run out. Priced a factory headlight lately? Are you sitting down? Are you bent over with a bottle of AstroGlide handy? Call any dealer and you'll be quoted a painful $500 for the 2004- 2012 oem R1200GS hologen headlight and that doesn't include labor. Ouch!! The ZTechnik Headlight Guard perfectly matches the contours of the R1200GS / Adventure headlights. Crystal clear optics will not distort or reduce light beam. Virtually disappears when installed. Formed from tough 3.00mm polycarbonate with ZTechnik's exclusive Quantum hardcoat for 10X more strength and 30X more scratch resistance than fragile acrylic guards. The choice is clear! Protect your expensive headlight and your wallet.. or not.. The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?" Fits the BMW 2004-2017 R1200GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $88.US (USPS Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Hornig GS Beak Extension Imported from Germany. Want more protection on the front of your 2013-2016 BMW R1200GS LC? Of course you do.. Your wife giving you grief because yours isn't long enough or wide enough to do the job? Silence that beeatch with the Hornig GS Beak Extension (from Germany.) Pirates Lair is offering 2 versions of these simple bolt on extensions..Both fit the standard LC GS only. Both come only in black. . Click here for the chimp easy install video... The rider instantly notices how little splash protection the GS has to offer! Dirt and water are spun away to the front, and then pushed back against the upper body by the airstream. This effect is dramatically reduced by the Hornig Beak Extension for the front upper mudguard. The front of the vehicle and the rider's visor stay cleaner.. longer, and stones and scratches are minimized. Fits the BMW 2013-2017 R1200GS LC.
Pirates' Price $185.US
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BMW R1250GS / R1200GS LC / R1200GS / ADVENTURE ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, 2014- R1200GS LC and GS Adventure.
Pirates' Price $265.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Included in US)

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SSR Billet Aluminum Adjustable Wide Foot Pegs Made in the USA. Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair. SSR's dual street/off-road design footpegs may be just what the doctor ordered. These wide pegs offer removable rubber inserts for off-road grip in slippery conditions (i.e. rain, snow, mud, etc...) with an added benefit of multiple angle adjustment positions. They provide excellent grip through aggressive teeth design. These SSR wide pegs are 50mm in width at the widest point and 86mm in length. These billet aluminum pegs are both functional and easy on the eyes. Not only are they adjustable and lightweight, but they come in various color combinations. Sweet! SSR wide pegs are sold in pairs for the rider only. Rear pegs are not available yet. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW K1200S / K1300S All years, K1200R / K1300R All Years, S1000XR All Years, 2004 - 2017 R1200GS LC & Adventure, R1100GS / R1150GS / R1150GS ADV All Years.
Pirates' Price $132.US / Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair
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BMW R1250GS / R1200GS LC / R1200GS / ADVENTURE ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig Rear R1200GS Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure & HP2 (air cooled), R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure (water cooled), R1200RT (air cooled), R1200RT (water cooled), R1200ST, R1200R, & RnineT (air cooled), R1200R (water cooled), R1200S & HP2 Sport, R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R & K1200R Sport, K1300R, K1200GT (2006-) , and the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Techmount Radar Detector Control Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Flux capacitor? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar controls vertical pinch bolts. The BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket systems and maybe mounted on clutch or brake side. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport, R1200GS, R1200ST, and the K1300GT..
Pirates' Price $90.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These should fit most BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what??
Pirates' Price $136.US Kit (USPS Priority Included in US)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare SSR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Check out these sweet looking American-made Billet Aluminum BMW Race Gas Caps from SSR. Sleek, attractive, and functional. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. Easy on/easy off without a key. Available in in Silver /or Black version. Fits the R1200GS 08 thru 2012, R1200GS LC 2013+, R1250GS, K1600GTL, K1600GT, F800S/ST (all years) R1200R , R1250R, R1200S (all years)
Pirates' Price $90.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rear Clear / Smoke Blinker Kits from MotoLume! Yes.. we have smoke or clear rear rear lenses for the BMW R1200GS. These are EXACT replicas of the factory lenses. Install is as easy as removing the factory covers and dropping these into place. They look 100% factory. These are lens covers only and amber burning bulbs are included. Fits every model year BMW R1200GS thur 2012. Does NOT fit the 2013+ water-cooled version.
Pirates' Price $45.US a pair
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GS LIGHTING, ELECTRONICS, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate frame will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. Plate frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Buddy's LED Running Lights / Turn Signal InsertsThe US-made Lite Buddy's are super bright LED's that go inside your factory turn signal housings. You get 24 LEDs per side! This REAR kit burns a bright RED at all times and 16 of the LED's burn amber when the turn signals are used. Very unobtrusive. Easy install with no mods or drilling. Increase your rear visibility by 200%. And for those who want running lights AND flashing brake lights we also offer the optional Stop Alert which when used with the Lite Buddy's will flash 6-7 times when your brakes are applied and then go back to running lights. and lastly.. NO.. there are no ABS or Can-Bus issues!!! Plug-N-Play! Fits the BMW R1200GS/GS/Adventure thru 2012. Does NOT fit the 2013+ water-cooled version.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy "old school" install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kisan LED Version Tailblazer The factory LED taillight on your late model BMW (including the BMW R1200GS or Adventure) is brighter than non-LED taillights, but it still won't protect you from the texting teen in the cage behind you not paying attention. You need to get their attention. The 100HD-MZ LED TailBlazer from Kisan accomplishes this by rapidly flashing your LED taillight the instant you apply the brakes. The flash rate then slows down to a steady ON - this cycle lasts about 4 seconds.The LED version TailBlazer has a built-in ballast to allow continuity during the flash mode. It has a low-side interrupt circuit to allow flashing of the LEDs. This makes install chimp easy with just a single wire splice on the ground wire of the bike. Bottom line.. if you have a factory LED taillight.. this kit will rock your world and potentially save your life. 100% compatible with the CanBus and/or ABS systems on the new BMW's with LED taillights. Fits the BMW 2009-2010 R1200GS & Adventure, 2013+ R1200GSW & Adventure.
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105.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW R1250GS / R1200GS / R1200GS LC / ADVENTURE WINDSHIELDS / WIND PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik VStream Dark Tinted Sport Windscreen VStream revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment This improvement is notable for the passenger as well. ZTechnik's Z2485 Dark Tint windscreen is about 1" taller than oem and wider. It comes in a waaay cool Dark Gray, 95% Tint.. Height: 15.50" (39.3cm) Width: 14.25" (32.2cm). They are 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and have 20X greater crack and impact resistance. Covered by ZTechnik's 3-Year Warranty against breakage! Fits the 2013-2018 R1200GS LC & Adventure and the 2019+ R1250GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $159.US (Shipping NOT Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare ZTechnik VStream Clear Sport Windscreen VStream revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment This improvement is notable for the passenger as well. ZTechnik's Z2485 Clear windscreen is about 1" taller than oem and wider. Height: 15.50" (39.3cm) Width: 14.25" (32.2cm). They are 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and have 20X greater crack and impact resistance. Covered by ZTechnik's 3-Year Warranty against breakage! Fits the 2013-2018 R1200GS LC & Adventure and the 2019+ R1250GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $149.US (Shipping NOT Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik VStream Touring Windscreen VStream revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment This improvement is notable for the passenger as well. ZTechnik's Z2487 clear touring windscreen is a 5" taller than oem and wider. Height: 19.50" (49.5cm) Width: 15.25" (38.7cm). They are 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and have 20X greater crack and impact resistance. Covered by ZTechnik's 3-Year Warranty against breakage!! Fits the 2013-2018 R1200GS LC & Adventure and the 2019+ R1250GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $169.US (Shipping NOT Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ZTechnik VStream Clear Deluxe Touring Windscreen VStream revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment This improvement is notable for the passenger as well. ZTechnik's Z2488 clear "Deluxe"touring windscreen is 7.5" taller than oem and wider. Height: 22.00" (55.9cm) Width: 15.75" (40.0cm) They are 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and have 20X greater crack and impact resistance. Covered by ZTechnik's 3-Year Warranty against breakage! Fits the 2013-2018 R1200GS LC & Adventure and the 2019+ R1250GS LC & Adventure.
Pirates' Price $169.US (Shipping NOT Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare! ZTechnik GS Fairing Winglets ZTechnik's new GS Fairing Winglets raise the performance and comfort level of the 2013+ Liquid-Cooled BMW R1200GS for both touring and off-road riders. The Z GS Fairing Winglets extend the performance of the bike’s windshield by diverting buffeting underdrafts and turbulent air from the rider’s cockpit. The GS Fairing Winglets are fuller and higher than the small OEM Cockpit Fairing parts and mount easily to existing points on the motorcycle in less than 15 minutes. Mount screws with special offset bushings keep the plastic away from the painted bodywork of the bike. All hardware is included. Be the best you can be. Made in the U.S.A. Fits the BMW 2013-2018 R1200GS LC Only. They do NOT fit the Adventure.
Pirates' Price $174.US Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
GS HANDLING, SHOP, & ACCESSORIES
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes. We have these to fit BMW R1200GS / Adventure from 2005-2017.
Pirates' Price $47.90US & Up (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ABM Brake Rotors Priced a replacement rotor from your local dealer lately? Yikes!! They generally run over $400 (when all the bits are added in.. ie. new bolts, wave washers, etc) and that doesn't include dinner afterwards or a reach-around. Rather than decimate your wallet, Pirates Lair is now offering an alternative. German-made ABM Brake Rotors. Each ABM rotor uses a new proprietary blend of stainless steel that performs as well as iron with all the benefits of stainless. Couple this with an all new ultra lightweight design carrier and you have a new benchmark in motorcycle braking performance. ABM rotors offer an ideal combination of value, durability, and performance for an oem replacement. We offer these in full floating configurations for most popular sport bikes.
Pirates' Price $184.95US & Up (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes R1200GS / GSW Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The MP R12GS kit comes complete with axle, bearing blocks, (2) cones ..two universal/one special 137mm cone for the BMW rear drive side.. Our R1200GS Kit is designed for spoke or cast wheels . User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory BMW rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit. We now have balance kits for the 2013+ R1200GSW.. both cast wheels or the spoked wheels. Weights included.
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry I slept with your brother" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)