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BMW K1300S PERFORMANCE
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Remus K1300S Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers the sleek HexaconeTitanium Slip-on for the mighty K1300S and K1300R and a Ti or Carbon Fiber version for the K1200S or K1200R. The K1300S canister cover is Titanium and the end cap and bottom end trim are carbon fiber. Sweet.The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Remus Hexacone eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price K1300S Slip-Ons $860.US Titanium Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included)

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Two Brothers K1300S V.A.L.E. M-5 Slip-On Exhaust Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the M-5 V.A.L.E. slip-on system from the world renowned Two Brothers Racing. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll pick up an addition of up to 4.1hp for the BMW K1300S. Choose from Titanium or Carbon Fiber or their new "Black" series canisters. Pirates' Lair includes the TBR P1 PowerTip™ sound suppressor (usually a $30 option) with all TwoBros exhaust systems with M5 outlets. Use it.. or not! The P1 is a straight-through sound diffuser which quiets the pipe by 2 to 3 dB while actually adding measurable HP gains from the middle to the top of the powerband. Easy to install ..Fits the BMW K1300S & K1300R Only.
Pirates' Price $720.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Two Brothers K1300S V.A.L.E. "Black Series" M-5 Slip-On Exhaust Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the M-5 V.A.L.E. slip-on system from the world renowned Two Brothers Racing. The "Black Series" is Two Bros prestige line of high performance exhausts! Black Series systems are fitted with black bands, black inlet/outlets, and a black endcap. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll pick up an addition of up to 4.1hp for the BMW K1300S. Choose from Titanium or Carbon Fiber or their new "Black" series canisters. Pirates' Lair includes the TBR P1 PowerTip™ sound suppressor (usually a $30 option) with all TwoBros exhaust systems with M5 outlets. Use it.. or not! The P1 is a straight-through sound diffuser which quiets the pipe by 2 to 3 dB while actually adding measurable HP gains from the middle to the top of the powerband. Easy to install ..Fits the BMW K1300S & K1300R Only.
Pirates' Price $765.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Two Brothers Silver Series "Shortie" Slip-On Exhausts There are few things in life that men would admit to wanting shorter.. Off the top of my head I can only think of two... Time dedicated to foreplay.. and the exhaust canister on their bikes. The Two Brothers "Silver" Series C2 Carbon Fiber short canister is a thing of beauty. Not only is the carbon fiber a standard pattern with a matching carbon fiber end cap (which matches other brand carbon fiber parts), and the logo is an optional sticker, but the canister is only 14".. Much shorter than virtually anything else on the market Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Two Bros 'short canister eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The kit comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Oem heat shield is retained. We do NOT recommend these short canisters with BMW saddlebags. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R.
Pirates' Price $760.US CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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BMW K1200S PERFORMANCE
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K1200S Remus Carbon Fiber Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers this beautiful Carbon Fiber version for the K1200S or K1200R. Sweet.The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Remus Hexacone eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price K1200S Slip-Ons $840.US (Ground shipping in US Included)

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Remus "Shortie" Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust Systems from Austria. There are few things in life that men would admit to wanting shorter.. Off the top of my head I can only think of two... Time dedicated to foreplay.. and the exhaust canister on their bikes. Remus offers two new short canisters in beautiful Carbon Fiber or Titanium. Sweet.The shortie Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Remus Short Hexacone eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Short Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Heat shield is eliminated. System retains centerstand capability. We do NOT recommend these short canisters with BMW saddlebags. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price K1200S Slip-Ons $840.US CF/Ti (Ground shipping in US Included) New Product!

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Remus PowerCone from Austria. The Remus PowerCone Slip-On, with it's innovative conical design, transforms the BMW K1200S and K1200R into Moto GP look-alikes. Slightly modified Revolution technology was used to enhance power and deliver a wonderful, thoroughbred sound.. the usual hallmark of Remus exhausts.. The sound is louder than the Revolution so be forewarned. Remus offers 3 PowerCone options for the K1200S. An all Stainless Steel, Titanium, and a sweet looking Stainless with Black sleeve. These slip-ons offer about 3-5hp gain and a 12.5 lb weight loss. Check out our dyno chart ...Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $800.US (Ground Shipping in US Included)
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Remus Revolution Exhaust Systems from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers 5 options of exhausts for the K1200S. First they offer (3) SLIP-ONS ...Aluminum, Carbon Fiber, and the ultra light Titanium. The slip-ons offer about 4hp gain and god knows how much of a weight loss. Need more? of course you do...Are we not men??!! We also offer 2 complete 4-2-1 full exhaust systems. A stainless steel header version with Ti-Oval canister and an ALL titanium version weighing in at a waif-ish .. ( can you believe this??!!)..10lbs complete! Check out our dyno charts ... the full systems offer a full 11hp gain over the stock bike. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price Slip-On's from $725.US Aluminum Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included)
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Staintune Slip-On Exhaust of Australia, has carved a superior reputation since 1980 as the premier manufacturer of exquisite hand crafted stainless steel exhaust systems. When you purchase a Staintune product you will not only have a high performance exhaust system with jaw dropping quality, sleek lines and a note you could dance to, you will have it for life. Their S / R version slip-on adds 10 hp and heaps of low end torque. Comes standard with removable baffle. No re-packing. All mounting hardware included. Speeding tickets are optional. Staintune's goal... to enhance overall dynamic response throughout the rev range. We also sell Staintunes for Aprilia, Ducati, Kawasaki, KTM, Moto Guzzi, Suzuki, Triumph, and Yamaha. For pricing for all these bikes Click HERE Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport., and 06+ K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $830.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US Included)
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Two Brothers Silver Series "Shortie" Slip-On Exhausts There are few things in life that men would admit to wanting shorter.. Off the top of my head I can only think of two... Time dedicated to foreplay.. and the exhaust canister on their bikes. The Two Brothers "Silver" Series M2 Carbon Fiber short canister is a thing of beauty. Not only is the carbon fiber a standard pattern with a matching carbon fiber end cap (which matches other brand carbon fiber parts), and the logo is an optional sticker, but the canister is only 14".. Much shorter than virtually anything else on the market Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Two Bros 'short canister eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The kit comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Oem heat shield is retained. We do NOT recommend these short canisters with BMW saddlebags. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $760.US CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Two Brothers K1200S M-2 Slip-On Exhausts Pirates' Lair is proud to offer 5 different slip-on systems from the world renowned Two Brothers Racing. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll pick up an addition of up to 3.5hp for the 2005 BMW K1200R and an extra 5.4hp for the '05 BMW K1200S. Choose from Polished Aluminum, Titanium, Carbon Fiber and two choices of canister styles. The small oval M-2 features an exclusive Teflon coated, cast magnesium outlet that not only looks great but also allows for various silencer inserts. The large oval C-5, like the M-2 incorporates exclusive technology and premium construction material. Sound is about the same..Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $615.US Aluminum or $720.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Flux Capacitor Not just happy with the 170-190 measly hp your K1300/K1200S can achieve with aftermarket exhausts, power commanders, or software upgrades? If you really want to to be there NOW (or sooner..) be the first in your neighborhood to experience BMW time travel with the Pirates Lair Flux Capacitor. Designed by Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown and tweaked to be Can-Bus compatible. The flux capacitor requires 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power to operate (210,000,000 watts) which is approximately the output of a single pressurized water reactor at a nuclear power plant so a battery upgrade will be necessary. Have a shitty life because of that one mistake you made back in high school? Wish you hadn't got married? Wish you hadn't bet your life savings on Roberto Duran to beat Sugar Ray Leonard? Wanna change your last presidential vote? Go back in time on your BMW and make things right as rain with this game changing, street legal device. The uses of the Pirates lair flux capacitor are limited only by your sick imagination! American made. Chimp easy install according to Steven Hawking.
Pirates' Price $42,000.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US Included) Coming Soon! Prototype Testers Needed!
BMW K1200S / K1300S TRACK DAYS / ROAD RACING
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TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have this on both my K1200S, Ducati 1098, and my trackbike and swear by it. Fits the BMW K1200S & K1300S..
Pirates' Price $80.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing K1300S Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1300S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer the upper sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as front axle, case, and rear drive shaft slider kits. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and right fairing for install. Fits the BMW K1300S Only
Pirates' Price $150.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing K1200S Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer the upper sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as front axle, case, and rear drive shaft slider kits. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and right fairing for install. Fits the BMW K1200S Only
Pirates' Price $145.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing Shaft Protector Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1300S from the ugliness of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. There is nothing more important than protecting one's shaft. No mods or drilling necessary. Protects the left side only. We also offer the upper frame sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package deals.. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple chimp-easy install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & K1300S...
Pirates' Price $52.US
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R & G Racing Case Protectors Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1200R from the ugliness of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. Sold in pairs. No mods or drilling necessary. Protects both the left and right side engine cases. We also offer the upper frame sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package deals.. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple chimp-easy install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport only.
Pirates' Price $70.US
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R & G Racing Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1300S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made front fork sliders. No mods or drilling necessary. We also offer the upper sliders, (sold in pairs only) and a rear drive shaft slider kit! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & K1300S..
Pirates' Price $66.US Pair
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BMW K1200S / K1300S ERGONOMICS
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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, 2007-08 K1200GT, R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, R1200R, R1200S, R1200ST, and HP2 Enduro.
Pirates' Price $298.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MotoZen Levers "WOW" is the word that comes to mind after seeing my first pair. MotoZen levers are top quality (some of the best I have seen) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on stock or some aftermarket levers. There are so many adjustment options on these that it'll make your head spin so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. You can even adjust these on the fly! Individual replacement parts are available. You deserve the best and without plundering your wallet. Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. This is a new product to the market and not all color options are available yet. Currently, the part that attaches to your bike and the actual lever are ONLY available in black. Click Here for explanation. However.. the end lever (the part with the hole in it) and the adjuster knob are available in red/blue/gold/silver/black. Fits every model year K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1600GTL, K1600GT, K1300GT, R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, R1200R, R1200S, R1200ST, and HP2 Enduro.
Pirates' Price $170.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen 85mm K1300S / K1200S Bar Risers A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question... Don't want to lose the sleek appearance of the clip-on style handlebars on the K1200S but would like to bring the bars a little nearer? The bars are brought nearer by a whole 80 mm according to their website. The mechanism allows adjustment in a circular arc, allowing the bars to be brought further forward or rearward by an inch. No mods are necessary for the K1200S install.. .Each kit includes a pair of handlebar adapters and fitting instructions. The 2007-08 K1200S Kit comes with a longer steel braided brake line which is required. The K1300S Kit comes with both a longer brake and clutch line extension. Why punish yourself one more minute longer... Fits every model year K1200S and K1300S only.
Pirates' Price 2005/06 K1200S $485.US
/ 2007-08 K1200S Kit $585.US / K1300S Kit $640.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen 50mm K1300S / K1200S Bar Risers A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Tired of your hands going numb? Old as dirt? Back/neck problems? Pirates Lair has you covered...If our IDI 20mm risers aren't quite enough for your riser needs... and our 85mm Verholen risers are a little too much.. Verholen's 50mm riser kit strikes the perfect balance of form and function. Don't want to lose the sleek appearance of the clip-on style handlebars on your K1300S or K1200S, but would like to bring the bars a little closer and raise them a bit? With these sleek German-made risers, the bars are raised by 50mm or 1.5 inches and brought about 1" closer. The K1300S 50mm Verholen Riser kit includes a pair of handlebar adapters, useless German instructions, and a clutch line extension. The K1200S Kit does NOT need the clutch extension. Obviously ..clutch fluid bleeding is necessary and probably best left to your local extortionist...er.. dealer. No brake cable mods needed. Why punish yourself one more minute longer... Fits every model year K1200S and K1300S.
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$540.US K1200S Kit & $545.US K1300S Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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K1300S / K1200S MotorCycle Cruise Control Imported from Australia. Simply the finest accessory you can add to your BMW K1200S and/or 2005-08 BMW K1200S. Tired of aching wrists and numb hands? Here's one solution that will rock your world. The Australian made MotorCycle Cruise operates by monitoring the road speed of the bike and uses a computer to maintain any 'set' speed. The computer is instantly deactivated by either front or rear brake lever pressure sufficient to turn on the brake lights or... the clutch. Press the 'resume' button and the bike smoothly accelerates to its previously set speed - as long as either the ignition or the cruise control has not been turned off. Advance the setting in 1mph increments to get the desired speed. K1300S instructions can be provided upon request. The the only difference between the K1300S kit and the K1200S kit is the fitting of a resistor in the tail light line to compensate for the LED tail light.. or so I'm told. Full customer liason support.
Pirates' Price $1100.US K1200S / $1145.US K1300S (Shipping in US Included) Special Order Item!!
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Verholen K1300S / K1200S Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by between 40 - 60 mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Shift lever extension available as an option.We also offer an extention for the K1300S with shift assist feature. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $215.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR K1300S / K1200S Peg Lowering Kits Made in the USA Looking for a way to lower the footpegs on your BMW K1300S, K1200S, K1200R? Need a little more leg room? Feet feel cramped fore and aft? Or just want to rid yourself of those boring, butt-ugly oem pegs? Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair... The SSR K13/K12 Footpeg Relocating Kit. These billet aluminum pegs are both functional and easy on the eyes. Not only are they infinitely adjustable and lightweight, but they come in all sorts of color combinations. Each footpeg offers two lowering positions with fore and aft positioing as well. Choose between 25mm & 40mm lower than oem. The mid position drops the peg 1" lower than stock. The lowest position drops the peg another 1/2" or a total of 1.5" lower than stock. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1300S, & K1300R.
Pirates' Price $215.US / All 4 Pegs (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
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Sato Rearsets Imported from Japan. As beautiful as they are functional, Sato rearsets set the standard in a sea of "fugly" equipment. You own one of the most beautiful bikes ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Sato rearsets are CNC machined out of 6061-T6 aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Silver, Black, or Gold anodized available. Levers ride on twin ball bearings for a smooth feel, and no slop, as in found with bushings. Knurled non-folding pegs offer good grip, with more ground clearance. Fully adjustable 8 positions. Individual replacement parts are available. Our kits include the brake lever! Quick-shift compatible. You deserve the best... or do you? Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1300S, & K1300R.
Pirates' Price $610.US Pair
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Oberon K1300S / K1200S Touring Footpeg Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! T he list of things you can't get for the BMW K1300S & K1200S just got shorter. Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair... the Oberon Touring Footpeg Kit. These imported billet aluminum peg kits (from Oberon Engineering of Great Britain) are sleek, attractive, and durable. A vast visual improvement of the boring oem pegs. Our kits come complete with (2) front and (2) rear pegs and all necessary mounting hardware. Made to precise measurements and is a direct replacement to the existing footpeg - all original fittings such as clips, springs and ball bearings must be retained from the original foot pegs, everything else is included for fitment. What more could you want? A choice of colors perhaps? Can do! While we plan on keeping silver in stock, we can special order these in Blue, Red, Black, Gold, or Titanium. Expect about a 3 week wait on colors. Fits the BMW K1300R, K1300S, K1200S & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $170.US
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Oberon Clutch Slave Cylinder Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Designed to improve the efficiency and looks of the original clutch slave cylinder for K1200/K1300 engines. The K1200 OEM piston measures 32mm where as the K1300 was upgraded to a 34mm diameter. The Oberon piston is machined to 36mm which significantly reduces the heaviness of the original clutch action and brings much relief to aching arms. The internal piston design and seals have been drastically enhanced to prevent leaks and leave a much smoother clutch action which helps eliminate the dreaded clutch judder, CNC machined from T6 billet alloy for lightness, strength and eye-catching looks. Everything you need is included in the kit including full instructions and is ready to fit. Fits the BMW K1300R, K1300S, K1200S & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $180.US
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K1300S / K1200S Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This shift lever adapter, which is manufactured exclusively for us right here in the USA by a fellow BMW rider, fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a single set screw. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the shift lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, and K1200RS/GT
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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K1300S / K1200S Brake Lever Extension A Pirates lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, and 06 & Up K1200GT
Pirates' Price $66.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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ThrottlemeisterWitness the world's first K1300S, K1200S, K1200R throttle-lock produced by world renowned Throttlemeister.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's the first and only solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Easy 30 minute install. We offer these in both the standard Silver and a baked-on Black finish. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, & .K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $145. US Silver / $155.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S CARBON FIBER & BODYWORK
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Bestem Carbon Fiber K1300S / K1200S from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. As this company is based in the USA.. prices are as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Click in this section for a listing of every piece of carbon fiber we sell for the K1300S & K1200S, including ZTechnik and Ilmberger.
Pirates' Price $40.US and up (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Ilmberger K1300S / K1200S Carbon Fiber Solo Seat Cowling from Ilmberger of Germany. You want even more Carbon Fiber? We got your ass. The Ilmberger carbon fiber cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. This piece is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the K1200S or K1300S. Quality German craftsmanship. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns of Bestem Powersports, ZTechnik, and Pack Parts Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Mounting hardware included. For more Ilmberger Carbon Fiber Parts for the K1200S / K1300S.. Click Here. Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $445.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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ZTechnik K1300S / K1200S Carbon Fiber Pirates Lair offers either a gas cap cover, a tank protector, or this complete 4 piece kit which includes a 2 piece triple clamp trim, forward gas tank section, and a gauge cover. Protect your beautiful paint job from daily use, zippers, buckles, leathers with these genuine carbon fiber pieces from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ztechnik products is an exact match for the patterns of Bestem Powersports, Ilmberger, and Pack Parts Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price "S" Tank Protector $70.US / Full (4) Piece "S" CF Trim Kit $110.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Rear Fairing Cowl from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $270.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Dash Fairing Wings from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices are as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S only.
Pirates' Price $90.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Imberger K1300S / K1300R Carbon Fiber Hugger from Ilmberger of Germany.. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? Stupid question, huh? The Ilmberger carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. UV Protected. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the K1300S & K1300R. Quality German craftsmanship. Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns of both Pack Parts, Bestem, and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Fits the K1300S / HP & K1300R Only.
Pirates' Price $395.US
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Clutch Cover from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S, K1200R, K1300R, & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $45.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Battery Cover from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $138.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Front Fender from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. I really like the style of this fender. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $260.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Gas Tank Center from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want to add some accent to the boring factory colors? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $180.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem K1300S Carbon Fiber Air Intake Scoops from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $185.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
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Pyramid Black Fiberglass Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW K1200S, K1200R, or K1200R Sport with this beautiful fiberglass rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Of course, if you don't want a black hugger... these are paintable! If the thought your only option for a rear wheel hugger was paying big bucks for Carbon Fiber .. you were wrong, bukko! This attractive, sturdy, plastic alternative should rock your world. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport only.
Pirates' Price $220.US (Shipping in US Included)
GPS & RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES
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Pirates' Lair Stealth Radar Detector Mount A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! I've out done myself this time. The Stealth radar detector mount is my first in-house design project for the K1200S/K1200R and it has turned out wonderfully. Supremely sleek and functional, it looks factory on any bike. The powder coated black, all aluminum, lightweight mount mounts over the K1200S or K1200R clutch reservoir cap in under 2 minutes via 2 set-screws offering a perfect, level platform for virtually any radar detector on the market including your V1, Passport, or Bel. Once installed, your detector will NOT block any gauges yet will be perfectly visible from the saddle. Velcro included. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport., K1300S, K1300R, R1200R, R1200GS, and R1200ST.
Pirates' Price $55.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Techmount Radar Detector Control Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar controls vertical pinch bolts. The BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket systems and maybe mounted on clutch or brake side. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. The version we sell has a rectangular platform, but round platform is available upon request. We also carry a mount for the 2006-08 K1200GT!! Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport, R1200GS, R1200ST, K1600GT / GTL, and the K1300GT..
Pirates' Price $110.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your K1300S or K1200S? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. These centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts (the GT10 series) are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport.
Pirates' Price $175.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
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NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The NSSC HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We sell H7 HID conversions only. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $60.US (Shipping in US Included)

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Kisan LED Version Tailblazer The factory LED taillight on your late model BMW (including the BMW K1300S or K1300R) is brighter than non-LED taillights, but it still won't protect you from the texting teen in the cage behind you not paying attention. You need to get their attention. The 100HD-MZ LED TailBlazer from Kisan accomplishes this by rapidly flashing your LED taillight the instant you apply the brakes. The flash rate then slows down to a steady ON - this cycle lasts about 4 seconds.The LED version TailBlazer has a built-in ballast to allow continuity during the flash mode. It has a low-side interrupt circuit to allow flashing of the LEDs. This makes install chimp easy with just a single wire splice on the ground wire of the bike. Bottom line.. if you have a factory LED taillight.. this kit will rock your world and potentially save your life. 100% compatible with the CanBus and/or ABS systems on the new BMW's with LED taillights. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, F650GS, 2008-2010 F800GS, 2006-2010 F800S , 2009-2010 F800ST, 2009-2010 R1200GS Adventure, 2009-2010 R1200GS , 2008-2010 R1200S
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Kisan Tailblazer Your factory tail light bulb is crap! It's simply too small to attract immediate attention. Kisan delivers big with the Tailblazer.. a plug-n-play replacement bulb. (similar to pic at left) As soon as you tap your brakes, that french fry eating teen behind you will see a rapid flash of the brake lights. This sudden flashing invokes immediate attention. TailBlazer uses a flash pattern, which decays exponentially - a well-recognized deceleration warning. The attention to the initial flashing now changes to a clear recognition that you're slowing down! Simply flashing brake lights or flashing them on & off will get the attention of drivers behind you, but it doesn't invoke anything else. Every split second of delay in their reaction time reduces your safety margin. and yes.. the Tailblazer is Can-Bus/ABS compatible. Spare bulb included. Fits the 2005 & Up K1200S and K1200R Only
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Kisan Sequential LED License Plate Frame Imagine this.. a sleek black license plate frame with Sequential Turn Signals (with Amber LED's), a flashing Brake Light Modulator, and Running Lights (with Red LED's) all on the same unit. Kisan delivers big with this easy to install accessory light guaranteed to get that cell phone wielding, french fry eating asshole's attention that's coming up behind you. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates. and yes.. the Can-Bus/ABS compatible Kisan Sequential LED License Plate Frame can be mounted with the LED arrays on top or bottom of the license plate. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, R Sport, K1200RS/GT, 06 K1200GT, R1200GS, and virtually every other motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Stebel Nautilus Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Nautilus black dual-tone air horn is rated at 139dB so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a single M8 mounting bolt and nut, as well as a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Nautilus is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Honestly, install on the K12's and K13's take a little imagination, but it's worth it.. I have these on my own bikes.. Can Bus compatible.
Pirates' Price $65.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Lite Blazer License Plate Frame from Run-N-Lites The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate mounted light bar will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. The light bar frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $86.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
K1300S / K1200S / K1200R Lite Buddy's The US-made Lite Buddy's are super bright LED's that go inside your factory turn signal housings. You get 24 LEDs per side! This REAR kit burns a bright RED at all times and 16 of the LED's burn amber when the turn signals are used. Very unobtrusive. Easy install with no mods or drilling. Increase your rear visibility by 200%. And for those who want running lights AND flashing brake lights we also offer the optional Stop Alert which when used with the Lite Buddy's will flash 6-7 times when your brakes are applied and then go back to running lights. and lastly.. NO.. there are no ABS or Can-Bus issues!!! Plug-N-Play! Fits the BMW K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, R1200GS, the GS/Adv, and the F800ST.
Pirates' Price $93.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Triton 2 LED Tail Light from Wunderlich! The factory BMW K1200S & K1200R tail light is an abomination to anyone with sight and quite possibly .. even the blind. We've heard reports that the stock K1200S taillight caused sleepless nights, occasional nausea, vomiting, and erectile dysfunction. What were the Germans thinking?? The factory piece looks like a baboon's ass after a gang rape.. Enter Wunderlich with a solution. The Triton 2 is the only taillight of its kind in the world. It turns the tail section into a crowning highlight of the bike (rather than an affront to humanity.) Completely Can-Bus compatible. Read my full review of the Triton 2.. Expensive yes.. Worth it?? Hell yes..!! How do you put a price on ridding yourself of reoccurring baboon ass dreams? This is a special order item. Expect 2-4 weeks delivery time. Fits the K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, R1200R.
Pirates' Price $295.US
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K1200S / K1200R Clear & Smoke LED Taillight Assembly from WhiteLights These German-made clear taillight housings are a direct replacement fit to the original stock K1200S and/or K1200R units requiring no modifications. Expect a plug and play 10 minute install with zero issues with your foofoo brake/electronic systems. While the Clear Alternatives / MotoLume version LED Tail light (which is produced in China) was problematic with Can-Bus, the German-made WhiteLight pieces are problem free and 100% guaranteed to be Can-Bus compatible. Woohoo! Plug-n-play. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $140.US Clear / $150.US Smoke (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Front Clear / Smoke Blinker Kits from Whitelights! Yes.. these German-made lenses are EXACT replicas of the factory BMW K1200S or K1300S lenses. We offer these in both a clear or smoke version. Install is as easy as removing the factory cover housings and dropping these into place.They look 100% factory. These are complete housings, NOT just lens covers and bulbs are included. Fits every model year BMW K1200S and K1300S Only
Pirates' Price $85.US a pair
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Rear Clear / Smoke Blinker Kits from MotoLume! Yes.. we have smoke or clear rear rear lenses for the BMW K1200S or K1300S. These are EXACT replicas of the factory lenses. Install is as easy as removing the factory covers and dropping these into place. They look 100% factory. These are lens covers only and bulbs are included. Fits every model year BMW K1200S, K1300S, R1200GS, and both front and rear of the K1200R.
Pirates' Price $45.US a pair
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Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna get a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit becomes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. This kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
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PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $212.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Cee Bailey K1300S / K1200S Headlight Covers While the K1200S and K1300S headlight is a thing of beauty, can you imagine what it would cost to replace one? Be afraid! Call any dealer and you'll be quoted a criminally insane $474! and that doesn't include labor.. Ouch!! Hedge your bets against the randomness of nature with these aircraft quality grade acrylic covers. These are designed to withstand the impact of most road debris without shattering AND allows most nicks and scratches to be wiped out. Pic at left is old version. New version does NOT have lines. They install easily and securely with the 3M Dual-Lok fasteners. Easy on/off for cleaning. Protect yourself.. or not.. The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?"
Pirates' Price $80.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Wilbers Suspension Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the German-made Wilbers Shocks for your BMW. Remember.. if your oem shocks have 35-40K+ on them, they are toast. As useless as Joe Biden at a Mensa conference. Is your bike feeling kinda old and lazy in the turns? Are you blowing lines that you remember effortlessly nailing in the past? We feel your pain.. Time for new shocks. Period. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 2009-2014 K1300S, 2005-2008 BMW K1200S or K1200R / R Sport.
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CL Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
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Marc Parnes K1300S / K1200S Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, (1) universal cone and (1) special BMW rear drive side cone.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit. Stick-On weights included!
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S WINDSHIELDS
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MRA Variable Adjustable Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers with a sleek, taller shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate.. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. The Variable Adjustable shield which is 3 5/8" taller than stock acts like a touring screen with a spoiler on the end. A kind of draft deflector which can be manually adjusted in the angle and length in seven positions. Because the wind current goes behind the spoiler, the otherwise annoying wind turbulence is reduced. Currently this shield ofers the best protection on the market for the K1200S or K1300S. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $185.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Factory Replacement Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers yet again with an exact replica of the factory shield. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate..The Original Replacement Smoke Tinted shield is for those who like the shape and height of the factory K1200S windshield. It's an exact replica of the stock shield except it's got a dark smoke tint to it. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $135.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Double Bubble Race Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers yet again with a race version shield which is 2 1/8" taller than the factory shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate..The Double Bubble Race Version shield offers better protection than stock yet does NOT sacrifice the sporty look and/or low profile appearance. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $145.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Touring Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers with a sleek, taller shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate.. The Touring screen which is 3 5/8" taller than stock has the form of the original windscreen, except that at the end it also has an upwards-bent draft deflector over the whole width. Thus the wind pressure is deflected away from the driver, making for a more relaxed driving position and better protection on short or long trips.The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. . MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $145.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S ENHANCEMENTS
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Oberon Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. We offer these in Silver or Black. These fit the K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early K1200GT and probably many more BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what?? Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here.
Pirates' Price $153.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR Billet Aluminum Gas Cap Looking for a sweet looking aftermarket gas cap for your BMW?? Sure you are. Check out these sweet looking American-made billet aluminum BMW Gas Caps from SSR. Is your bike worthy? Finally a keyless race-style gas cap kit (includes base & cap) for the mighty late model BMWs at the right price... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and o-rings. In case you are curious... No.. the quality of SSR caps are NOT as good as the Oberon version hence the price difference, although they look identical. Chimp easy install. Fits most late model BMWs..
Pirates' Price $90.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates' Lair Custom Torque Arm A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Our in-house design replacement torque arm is absolutely stunning. Supremely sleek, the ultra light weight CNC'd aluminum arm is a simple bolt-on replacement for that piece of crap Germany stuck on us. Our arm, which tastefully features the Pirates' Lair logo, does NOT change bike geometry so there are no warranty issues. It's the same 415mm as the factory arm. Install is as easy as removing the two bolts on the bike and replacing your arm with ours using the furnished stainless steel low-head socket bolts. Truly worthy of the mighty K12's. We have both silver and anodized black arms to fit your bike's needs. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $210.US Blk or Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) Limited Supply!
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Pirates' Lair Custom Torque Arm A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Our in-house design replacement torque arm is absolutely stunning. Supremely sleek, the ultra light weight CNC'd aluminum arm is a simple bolt-on replacement for that piece of crap Germany stuck on us. Our arm, which tastefully features the Pirates' Lair logo, does NOT change bike geometry so there are no warranty issues. It's the same 415mm as the factory arm. Install is as easy as removing the two bolts on the bike and replacing your arm with ours using the furnished stainless steel low-head socket bolts. Truly worthy of the mighty K12's. We have both silver and anodized black arms to fit your bike's needs. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $210.US Blk or Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1300S & K1200S.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
K1300S / K1200S Polished Instrument Rings from Hornig Of Germany!! German quality is typical first rate. The rings install in minutes and add an elegance to your plain jane instrument panel. These waaay cool polished machined aluminum rings cover both the speedometer and tachometer and are sold as a pair only for your K1200S or K1300S. Easy to install with a little bit of silicone. Can you say foofoo? Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $95.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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K1300S / K1200S Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $17,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet locks? The lock and mechanism are made by BMW. Take the new lock to any BMW dealer and they can key it to your foofoo electronic key. The mounting bracket, which will fit both the "S" and "R," is produced here in the US by a fellow K12 rider. We package the bracket and lock together and sell it as an easy install kit. Install time is about 10 minutes and it will look factory. We offer these in TWO colors.. Silver (for the bikes with the silver frame) and Black (for the bikes with the black frames. We suggest customers install on the left side of the bike.. away from the helmet cooking exhaust Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, K1200R Sport, and S1000RR. Manufactured for Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $100.US Blk / Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen Rear K1300S / K1200S Hubcaps These are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. BMW emblem, part number 2328447 (pic at left), is included free of charge in case you'd prefer it to the Black/Silver MV emblem.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & R1200GS/RT/ST
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Click Here and Enter a Whole New World K1300S / K1200S Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our K1200S and K1200R customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? I feel ya, my brothers but here's a solution. The Forklift Front Stand fits both bikes and offers great leverage and stability and the easy swivel, rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing without fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man operation. Bulletproof construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $175.US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
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K1300S / K1200S Pit-Bull Hybrid Rear Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our K1300S, K1200S, and K1200R customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include a freakin' centerstand? Change your own tires? The Hybrid One-Armed Rear Wheel Stand features a removable handle which allows you to use the stand with the handle going either forward or toward the rear of the bike. The handle can be installed going either to the front or back on the drive side, but on BMW bikes, you cannot use this stand on the non-drive side of the motorcycle. When installed on the drive side, it allows wheel removal. It offers great leverage and stability and the ball bearing head makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning and maintenance. Easy one-man operation. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, 08+ K1200GT, R1200S, HP2, and HP2 Sport.
Pirates' Price Rear $230.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
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The Park-N-Move The Park-n-Move is the ‘must have’ product for all motorcycle owners needing to easily move their motorcycle around the garage or shop.  When space is an issue the Park-n-Move allows one person to easily park their motorcycle in any location they desire in the garage.  The Park-n-Move, a recent winner of Motorcycle Consumer News' "Innovation of the Month," has four 360° heavy-duty casters allowing your motorcycle to be placed anywhere room is available. Valuable floor space in your garage is used in the most efficient manner. The Park-n-Move utilizes the centerstand found on many of today’s motorcycles.  Simply roll the Park-n-Move under the bike, fold down your centerstand, and move your motorcycle anywhere in the garage. Note: You must have a centerstand to use this product. Made in the USA. Fits tires up to 210 series.
Pirates' Price $215.US (Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1300S / K1200S ACCESSORIES & GEAR
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Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 Year factory guarantee! I love these bags!!
Pirates' Price R15 $135.US / R20 $ 145.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. I'll be glad to furnish install tips and pictures for the BMW K1200S via email request. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $160.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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"City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German tankbag I've ever seen. It's a midsize bag designed to fit the K1200S, K1200GT, K1300S, K1200RS, K1200R, and R Sport. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon. I deem this one worthy.
Pirates' Price $280.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
Pirates' Price $175.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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Stealth Soft Luggage by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your Corbin or Sargent backrest. The Roll Bag and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. If two-up, have the bag sitting behind your passenger. If solo, flip it around and have it sit behind you for better weight distribution. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design including a semi-hard bottom so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner rain sleeves. and yes.. BOTH bags come standard with it's own rain liner.
Pirates' Price $155.US Roll bag & $185.US Universal Helmet Bag
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PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS & FELTERCARB
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black, a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, or a pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) On Sale Until Jan 1st! Limited Edition!
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Pirates Lair Plundering Hats Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your head. Here's a way to support your favorite motorcycle accessory vendor (hopefully that's us..) and add to your wardrobe. The front of our plundering hats feature the Pirates' Lair logo in a very sexy font over authentic clip-art swords for a timeless metro-sexual design. On the back, to complete our marketing ploy.. our URL under the bold words.. Substance Over Image. If I have to explain what these simple words infer.. you aren't worthy of our hat. You could ask the nearest Harley rider. Each "Port Authority" brand hat is 100% cotton, unstructured, with a low profile so even if you wad them up in your tank bag or backpack they'll come out relatively unscathed. Each has an adjustable brass closure snap in the back and a nearly 3" long . Long enough to satisfy even the most discerning cap aficionado. All the sewing is done in the USA by bonafide, documented Americans. Be the envy of your cell block!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)