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BMW K1300S PERFORMANCE
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Dominator Oval SS K1300S Slip-On Exhaust from Poland. Dominator has been selling exhausts for over a decade. Their K1300S / K1200S Exhausts are designed to lower the weight, add a few ponies, and add a deep throaty tone for those on a budget. Is the quality as good as a Remus, Akrapovic, or Staintine? No, but I'd install one on my own K1200S in a second. Each kit includes a sexy oval stainless steel canister with a carbon fiber end cap, midpipe, and all mounting hardware. It's a simple bolt-on affair. All mounting hardware and removable silencer included. These incredibly light stainless steel systems weigh in at a claimed 6 lbs. And yes... they eliminate the catalytic converter. Dominator offers a 5 year warranty on their products. Fits fit the 2005-2007 BMW K1200S or 2008-2015 K1300S.
Pirates' Price $590.US SS (Shipping in US Included)

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Akrapovic K1300S / K1300R Titanium Slip-On Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. For those looking for an emission compliant aftermarket exhaust, we have one in this Akrapovic Titanium Slip-On Exhaust. The Akrapovic Ti Slip-On system was (according to their literature) developed for riders who want to make a slight alteration to the bike’s looks and performance with minimum modification. This canister has a catalytic converter inside unlike almost all others on the market so you are legal in all 50 states and Europe. Worth the painfully expensive price of admission? That's for you to decide, bukko. The kit includes a carbon fiber heat shield and a removable silencer. System retains centerstand capability. Plenty of bag clearance. Fits the BMW K1300S & K1300R.
Pirates' Price Full System $1675.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Discontinued 12/2022!
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Akrapovic K1300S / K1300R Carbon Fiber Full Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Akrapovic Carbon Fiber Racing Performance Exhaust for the BMW K1300S & K1300R. The Akrapovic full system racing line exhaust represents a full step in the fine tuning process and offers a great balance between price and optimum performance. Racing performance exhaust systems are designed for riders that demand maximum performance from their motorcycle. This full system is almost 10lbs lighter than the oem exhaust and features exceptional production quality and increased engine performance combined with pure racing sound. A combination of racing materials like carbon fibre for the muffler outer sleeve and for the end cap give these exhaust systems a racing touch. The system fits beautifully with the strong character of the BMW. Sleek.. Light weight.. Dynamic.. Powerful. System retains centerstand capability. Plenty of bag clearance. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R
Pirates' Price Full System $1745.US (Ground shipping in US Included) Discontinued 12/2022!
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Remus K1300S Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers the sleek Hexacone Slip-on for the mighty K1300S and K1300R in Ti or Stainless steel. The K1300S canister cover is Titanium and the end cap and bottom end trim are carbon fiber. Sweet.The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? The No/Cat versions have been discontinued. Only the the Remus Hexacone slip-on kits with/cat are available as of 8/25/20. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R
Pirates' Price K1300S Slip-Ons $1180.US Stainless (Ground shipping in US Included) Discontinued 2022!
BMW K1200S PERFORMANCE
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Akrapovic K1200S / K1200R Carbon Fiber Full Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Akrapovic Carbon Fiber Racing Performance Exhaust for the BMW K1200S & K1200R. The Akrapovic full system racing line exhaust represents a full step in the fine tuning process and offers a great balance between price and optimum performance. Racing performance exhaust systems are designed for riders that demand maximum performance from their motorcycle. This full system is almost 10lbs lighter than the oem exhaust and features exceptional production quality and increased engine performance combined with pure racing sound. A combination of racing materials like carbon fibre for the muffler outer sleeve and for the end cap give these exhaust systems a racing touch. The system fits beautifully with the strong character of the BMW. Sleek.. Light weight.. Dynamic.. Powerful. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport
Pirates' Price Full System $1550.US (Ground shipping in US Included)

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Akrapovic K1200S / K1200R Carbon Fiber Slip-On Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Akrapovic Carbon Fiber Slip-On Exhaust for the BMW K1200S & K1200R. The Akrapovic slip-on exhaust offers all that you want or need in a slip-on kit. Great looks... Deep sound.. Reasonable price.. This full system is almost 10lbs lighter than the oem exhaust and features exceptional production quality and increased engine performance combined with pure racing sound. A combination of racing materials like carbon fibre for the muffler outer sleeve and for the end cap give these exhaust systems a racing touch. The system fits beautifully with the strong character of the BMW. Sleek.. Light weight.. Dynamic.. Powerful. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport
Pirates' Price $840.US Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included)
Discontinued 2022!

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Remus K1200S Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust System from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers K1200S/K1200R owners a slip-on kit in Titanium, Carbon Fiber, or Stainless. Sweet. The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Currently Remus is only making kits that do NOT eliminate the catalytic converter so every kit is street legal worldwide. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price K1200S $1195.US Titanium Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included) Limited Supply! Soon To Be Discontinued!
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Dominator Oval SS K1200S Slip-On Exhaust from Poland. Dominator has been selling exhausts for over a decade. Their K1300S / K1200S Exhausts are designed to lower the weight, add a few ponies, and add a deep throaty tone for those on a budget. Is the quality as good as a Remus, Akrapovic, or Staintine? No, but I'd install one on my own K1200S in a second. Each kit includes a sexy oval stainless steel canister with a carbon fiber end cap, midpipe, and all mounting hardware. It's a simple bolt-on affair. All mounting hardware and removable silencer included. These incredibly light stainless steel systems weigh in at a claimed 6 lbs. And yes... they eliminate the catalytic converter. Dominator offers a 5 year warranty on their products. Fits fit the 2005-2007 BMW K1200S or 2008-2015 K1300S.
Pirates' Price $590.US SS (Shipping in US Included)
Flux Capacitor Not just happy with the 170-190 measly hp your K1300/K1200S can achieve with aftermarket exhausts, power commanders, or software upgrades? If you really want to to be there NOW (or sooner..) be the first in your neighborhood to experience BMW time travel with the Pirates Lair Flux Capacitor. Designed by Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown and tweaked to be Can-Bus compatible. The flux capacitor requires 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power to operate (210,000,000 watts) which is approximately the output of a single pressurized water reactor at a nuclear power plant so a battery upgrade will be necessary. Have a shitty life because of that one mistake you made back in high school? Wish you hadn't got married? Wanna change your last presidential vote? Go back in time on your BMW and make things right as rain with this game changing, street legal device. The uses of the Pirates lair flux capacitor are limited only by your sick imagination! American made. Chimp easy install according to Steven Hawking.
Pirates' Price $42,000.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US Included) Coming Soon! Prototype Testers Needed!
BMW K1200S / K1300S TRACK DAYS / ROAD RACING
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TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have this on my K1200S and swear by it. Fits the BMW K1200S & K1300S..
Pirates' Price $108.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing K1300S Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1300S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer the upper sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as front axle, case, and rear drive shaft slider kits. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and right fairing for install. Fits the BMW K1300S Only
Pirates' Price $150.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing K1200S Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer the upper sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as front axle, case, and rear drive shaft slider kits. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and right fairing for install. Fits the BMW K1200S Only
Pirates' Price $145.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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R & G Racing Shaft Protector Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1300S from the ugliness of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. There is nothing more important than protecting one's shaft. No mods or drilling necessary. Protects the left side only. We also offer the upper frame sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package deals.. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple chimp-easy install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & K1300S...
Pirates' Price $52.US
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R & G Racing Case Protectors Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1200R from the ugliness of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. Sold in pairs. No mods or drilling necessary. Protects both the left and right side engine cases. We also offer the upper frame sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package deals.. ! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple chimp-easy install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $70.US
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R & G Racing Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1200S or K1300S from the ugliness of going down with these British-made front fork sliders. No mods or drilling necessary. We also offer the upper sliders, (sold in pairs only) and a rear drive shaft slider kit! These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, K1300R.
Pirates' Price $66.US Pair
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BMW K1200S / K1300S ERGONOMICS
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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as foundon many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, 2007-08 K1200GT, R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, R1200R, R1200S, R1200ST, and HP2 Enduro.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Synto Evo Lever Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Verholen 85mm K1300S / K1200S Bar Risers A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question... Don't want to lose the sleek appearance of the clip-on style handlebars on the K1200S but would like to bring the bars a little nearer? The bars are brought nearer by a whole 80 mm according to their website. The mechanism allows adjustment in a circular arc, allowing the bars to be brought further forward or rearward by an inch. No mods are necessary for the K1200S install.. .Each kit includes a pair of handlebar adapters and fitting instructions. The 2007-08 K1200S Kit comes with a longer steel braided brake line which is required. The K1300S Kit comes with both a longer brake and clutch line extension. Why punish yourself one more minute longer... Fits every model year K1200S and K1300S only.
Pirates' Price 2005/06 K1200S $558.US / 2007-08 K1200S Kit $672.US / K1300S Kit $736.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen 50mm K1300S / K1200S Bar Risers A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Tired of your hands going numb? Old as dirt? Back/neck problems? Pirates Lair has you covered.. Verholen's 50mm riser kit strikes the perfect balance of form and function. Don't want to lose the sleek appearance of the clip-on style handlebars on your K1300S or K1200S, but would like to bring the bars a little closer and raise them a bit? With these sleek German-made risers, the bars are raised by 50mm or 1.5 inches and brought about 1" closer. Each 50mm Verholen Riser kit includes a pair of handlebar adapters, useless German instructions, and a clutch line extension. Obviously ..clutch fluid bleeding is necessary and probably best left to your local extortionist...er.. dealer. No brake cable mods needed. Why punish yourself one more minute longer... Fits every model year BMW K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, or R Sport.
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$621.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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HeliBars Risers Looking for just a little more rise without having to worry about changing cables, bleeding brake fluid, or ruining the sporting character of your bike? We got your back... American-made HeliBars are designed for easy installation with very little brain-drain. No mods or longer cables are needed. These kits are a simple bolt on affair and detailed bike-specific instructions are on our website. HeliBars stand behind their products with a one year warranty on all materials and workmanship as well as a 30 day money back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied. Does it get any better than that? 1 ¼” (32mm) taller - ½” (13mm) rearward- 1 ½” (38mm) wider. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, & K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $215. US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen K1300S / K1200S Peg Lowering Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by between 40 - 60 mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Shift lever extension available as an option.We also offer an extention for the K1300S with shift assist feature. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $288.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR K1300S / K1200S Peg Lowering Kits Made in the USA Looking for a way to lower the footpegs on your BMW K1300S, K1200S, K1200R? Need a little more leg room? Feet feel cramped fore and aft? Or just want to rid yourself of those boring, butt-ugly oem pegs? Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair... The SSR K13/K12 Footpeg Relocating Kit. These billet aluminum pegs are both functional and easy on the eyes. Not only are they infinitely adjustable and lightweight, but they come in all sorts of color combinations. Each footpeg offers two lowering positions with fore and aft positioing as well. Choose between 25mm & 40mm lower than oem. The mid position drops the peg 1" lower than stock. The lowest position drops the peg another 1/2" or a total of 1.5" lower than stock. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1300S, & K1300R.
Pirates' Price $215.US / All 4 Pegs (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
SSR Billet Aluminum Adjustable Wide Foot Pegs Made in the USA. Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair. SSR's dual street/off-road design footpegs may be just what the doctor ordered. These wide pegs offer removable rubber inserts for off-road grip in slippery conditions (i.e. rain, snow, mud, etc...) with an added benefit of multiple angle adjustment positions. They provide excellent grip through aggressive teeth design. These SSR wide pegs are 50mm in width at the widest point and 86mm in length. These billet aluminum pegs are both functional and easy on the eyes. Not only are they adjustable and lightweight, but they come in various color combinations. Sweet! SSR wide pegs are sold in pairs for the rider only. Rear pegs are not available yet. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW K1200S / K1300S All years, K1200R / K1300R All Years, S1000XR All Years, 2004 - 2016 R1200GS & Adventure, R1100GS / R1150GS / R1150GS ADV All Years.
Pirates' Price $132.US / Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
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Oberon K1300S / K1200S Touring Footpeg Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! T he list of things you can't get for the BMW K1300S & K1200S just got shorter. Gaze upon yet another exclusive offering from Pirates' Lair... the Oberon Touring Footpeg Kit. These imported billet aluminum peg kits (from Oberon Engineering of Great Britain) are sleek, attractive, and durable. A vast visual improvement of the boring oem pegs. Our kits come complete with (2) front and (2) rear pegs and all necessary mounting hardware. Made to precise measurements and is a direct replacement to the existing footpeg - all original fittings such as clips, springs and ball bearings must be retained from the original foot pegs, everything else is included for fitment. What more could you want? A choice of colors perhaps? Can do! While we plan on keeping silver in stock, we can special order these in Blue, Red, Black, Gold, or Titanium. Expect about a 3 week wait on colors. Fits the BMW K1300R, K1300S, K1200S & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $170.US
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Sato Rearsets Imported from Japan. As beautiful as they are functional, Sato rearsets set the standard in a sea of "fugly" equipment. You own one of the most beautiful bikes ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Sato rearsets are CNC machined out of 6061-T6 aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Silver, Black, or Gold anodized available. Levers ride on twin ball bearings for a smooth feel, and no slop, as in found with bushings. Knurled non-folding pegs offer good grip, with more ground clearance. Fully adjustable 8 positions. Individual replacement parts are available. Our kits include the brake lever! Quick-shift compatible. You deserve the best... or do you? Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1300S, & K1300R.
Pirates' Price $610.US Pair
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Hornig K1300S / K1200S Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install. Smooth surface as not to scuff your expensive boots. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the shift lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, K1600GT/GTL, and K1200RS/GT
Pirates' Price $44.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Hornig K1300S / K1200S Brake Lever Extension A Pirates Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300S, S1000XR, and 06 & Up K1200GT
Pirates' Price $66.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Pirates Lair Adjustable Shift Lever Rod Extension Need to lower your shift lever, but the oem adjustment screw simply isn't doing it for you? This little device may be what you've been looking for. Developed and manufactured for Pirates Lair here in the USA, our adjustable shift lever rod extension drops your shift lever down as much as 1". To date, we've learned that our little device fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, K1200R, K1200S, K1600GT, K1600GTL, Grand America, Bagger, R1250RS and R1200RS. We're assuming it'll fit many other BMW's. We simply don't have access to other BMWs to find out. Install takes about 20 minutes. Adjustments will take some trial and error, but the difference is worth it. You're welcome.
Pirates' Price $30.US (USPS Shipping in the US included)
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Kaoko Throttle Lock Check out the waaay cool South African-made Kaoko throttle lock.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's a solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Chimp-easy* 5 minute install. Just remove the right hand bar weight, replace it with Kaoko's bar weight, and firmly tighten the bar end bolt. Bam.. Done. Available in black only. Heated grip compatible. *Chimp not included.. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, & K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $160.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Oberon Clutch Slave Cylinder Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Designed to improve the efficiency and looks of the original clutch slave cylinder for K1200/K1300 engines. The K1200 OEM piston measures 32mm where as the K1300 was upgraded to a 34mm diameter. The Oberon piston is machined to 36mm which significantly reduces the heaviness of the original clutch action and brings much relief to aching arms. The internal piston design and seals have been drastically enhanced to prevent leaks and leave a much smoother clutch action which helps eliminate the dreaded clutch judder, CNC machined from T6 billet alloy for lightness, strength and eye-catching looks. Everything you need is included in the kit including full instructions and is ready to fit. Fits the BMW K1300R, K1300S, K1200S & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $180.US
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Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S CARBON FIBER & BODYWORK
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Bestem Carbon Fiber K1300S / K1200S from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. As this company is based in the USA.. prices are as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Click in this section for a listing of every piece of carbon fiber we sell for the K1300S & K1200S, including ZTechnik and Ilmberger.
Pirates' Price $45.US and up (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem K1300S Carbon Fiber Air Intake Scoops from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $160.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Ilmburger K1300S / K1300R Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW K1300S, K1300R, or K1300GT with this beautiful 100% carbon fiber rear wheel hugger from Ilmburger of the Germany. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this German import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Each piece is as light as mountain air and offers a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and spectacular looks. Provides ultimate protection for the rear shock absorber. Spend less time cleaning, more time riding! Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Fits every model year K1300S , K1300R, K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $348.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Ilmburger K1200S / K1200R Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW K1200S, K1200R, and R Sport with this beautiful 100% carbon fiber rear wheel hugger from Ilmburger of the Germany. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this German import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Each piece is as light as mountain air and offers a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and spectacular looks. Provides ultimate protection for the rear shock absorber. Spend less time cleaning, more time riding! Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Fits every model year K1200S, K1200R, & K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $348.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Dash Fairing Wings from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices are as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S only.
Pirates' Price $72.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Front Fender from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. I really like the style of this fender. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $208.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Clutch Cover from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S, K1200R, K1300R, & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $48.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Battery Cover from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $145.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Rear Fairing Cowl from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want Carbon Fiber? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA.We offer the entire line of Bestem Powersports Carbon Fiber products via special order. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $250.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Bestem Carbon Fiber Gas Tank Center from Bestem Powersports. OK.. You want to add some accent to the boring factory colors? We got your back. The Bestem Powersports carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the mighty K1200S or K1300S. Top quality even by my anal standards. Prices on Bestem CF is as much as 1/2-3/4 cheaper than imported German CF parts. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Bestem products is a close match for the patterns of Pack Parts, ZTechnik, and Ilmberger Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Made in the USA. Call 828.628.7093 EST Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price $155.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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ZTechnik K1300S / K1200S Carbon Fiber Pirates Lair offers a gas cap cover and/or a 100% carbon fiber tank protector from ZTecnicks. This is the one I have on my own bike. Protect your beautiful paint job from daily use, zippers, buckles, leathers with these genuine carbon fiber pieces from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ztechnik products is an exact match for the patterns of Bestem Powersports, Ilmberger, and Pack Parts Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Fits the K1200S & K1300S only.
Pirates' Price Tank Protector $88.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pyramid Black Fiberglass Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW K1200S, K1200R, or K1200R Sport with this beautiful fiberglass rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Of course, if you don't want a black hugger... these are paintable! If the thought your only option for a rear wheel hugger was paying big bucks for Carbon Fiber .. you were wrong, bukko! This attractive, sturdy, plastic alternative should rock your world. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport only.
Pirates' Price $260.US (Shipping in US Included)
GPS & RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES
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BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your K1300S or K1200S? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. These centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport.
Pirates' Price $195.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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Techmount Radar Detector Control Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar controls vertical pinch bolts. The BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket systems and maybe mounted on clutch or brake side. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. The version we sell has a rectangular platform, but round platform is available upon request. We also carry a mount for the 2006-08 K1200GT!! Fits the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport, R1200GS, R1200ST, K1600GT / GTL, and the K1300GT..
Pirates' Price $110.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

BMW K1200S / K1300S LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
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NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (Shipping in US Included)

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Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
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inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)

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Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $98.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Kisan LED Version Tailblazer The factory LED taillight on your late model BMW (including the BMW K1300S or K1300R) is brighter than non-LED taillights, but it still won't protect you from the texting teen in the cage behind you not paying attention. You need to get their attention. The 100HD-MZ LED TailBlazer from Kisan accomplishes this by rapidly flashing your LED taillight the instant you apply the brakes. The flash rate then slows down to a steady ON - this cycle lasts about 4 seconds.The LED version TailBlazer has a built-in ballast to allow continuity during the flash mode. It has a low-side interrupt circuit to allow flashing of the LEDs. This makes install chimp easy with just a single wire splice on the ground wire of the bike. Bottom line.. if you have a factory LED taillight.. this kit will rock your world and potentially save your life. 100% compatible with the CanBus and/or ABS systems on the new BMW's with LED taillights. Fits the BMW K1300S, K1300R, F650GS, 2008-2010 F800GS, 2006-2010 F800S , 2009-2010 F800ST, 2009-2010 R1200GS Adventure, 2009-2010 R1200GS , 2008-2010 R1200S
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Kisan Tailblazer Your factory tail light bulb is crap! It's simply too small to attract immediate attention. Kisan delivers big with the Tailblazer.. a plug-n-play replacement bulb. (similar to pic at left) As soon as you tap your brakes, that french fry eating teen behind you will see a rapid flash of the brake lights. This sudden flashing invokes immediate attention. TailBlazer uses a flash pattern, which decays exponentially - a well-recognized deceleration warning. The attention to the initial flashing now changes to a clear recognition that you're slowing down! Simply flashing brake lights or flashing them on & off will get the attention of drivers behind you, but it doesn't invoke anything else. Every split second of delay in their reaction time reduces your safety margin. and yes.. the Tailblazer is Can-Bus/ABS compatible. Spare bulb included. Fits the 2005 & Up K1200S and K1200R Only
Pirates' Price $110.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Rear Clear / Smoke Blinker Lenses from White Lights! Yes.. we have smoke or clear rear rear lenses for the BMW K1200S or K1300S. These are EXACT replicas of the factory lenses. Install is as easy as removing the factory covers and dropping these into place. They look 100% factory. These are lens covers only. Bulbs are not included. Fits every model year BMW K1200S, K1300S, R1200GS, and both front and rear of the K1200R.
Pirates' Price $50.US a pair
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K1200S / K1200R Clear & Smoke LED Taillight Assembly from WhiteLights These German-made clear taillight housings are a direct replacement fit to the original stock K1200S and/or K1200R units requiring no modifications. Expect a plug and play 10 minute install with zero issues with your foofoo brake/electronic systems. While the Clear Alternatives / MotoLume version LED Tail light (which is produced in China) was problematic with Can-Bus, the German-made WhiteLight pieces are problem free and 100% guaranteed to be Can-Bus compatible. Woohoo! Plug-n-play. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $140.US Clear / $150.US Smoke (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Front Clear / Smoke Blinker Kits Yes.. these lenses are EXACT replicas of the factory BMW K1200S or K1300S lenses. We offer these in both a clear or smoke version. Install is as easy as removing the factory cover housings and dropping these into place.They look 100% factory. These are complete housings, NOT just lens covers. Bullbs are not included. Fits every model year BMW K1200S and K1300S Only
Pirates' Price $95.US a pair
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Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $77.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Wilbers Suspension Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the German-made Wilbers Shocks for your BMW. Remember.. if your oem shocks have 35-40K+ on them, they are toast. As useless as Joe Biden at a Mensa conference. Is your bike feeling kinda old and lazy in the turns? Are you blowing lines that you remember effortlessly nailing in the past? We feel your pain.. Time for new shocks. Period. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo. 3 color options. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 2009-2014 K1300S, K1300R, 2005-2008 BMW K1200S or K1200R / R Sport.
Pirates' Price Starting at $1664.US F & R (Ground Shipping in US Included)
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Marc Parnes K1300S / K1200S Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, (1) universal cone and (1) special BMW rear drive side cone.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit. Stick-On weights included!
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $56.US & Up (Shipping in US Included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S WINDSHIELDS
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MRA Variable Adjustable Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers with a sleek, taller shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate.. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. The Variable Adjustable shield which is 3 5/8" taller than stock acts like a touring screen with a spoiler on the end. A kind of draft deflector which can be manually adjusted in the angle and length in seven positions. Because the wind current goes behind the spoiler, the otherwise annoying wind turbulence is reduced. Currently this shield ofers the best protection on the market for the K1200S or K1300S. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Factory Replacement Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers yet again with an exact replica of the factory shield. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate..The Original Replacement Smoke Tinted shield is for those who like the shape and height of the factory K1200S windshield. It's an exact replica of the stock shield except it's got a dark smoke tint to it. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $148.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Double Bubble Race Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers yet again with a race version shield which is 2 1/8" taller than the factory shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate..The Double Bubble Race Version shield offers better protection than stock yet does NOT sacrifice the sporty look and/or low profile appearance. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S &K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $155.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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MRA Touring Dark Tint "S" Windshield A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! MRA of Germany delivers with a sleek, taller shield for the mighty K1200S or K1300S. As with everything else they produce.. Quality is first rate.. The Touring screen which is 3 5/8" taller than stock has the form of the original windscreen, except that at the end it also has an upwards-bent draft deflector over the whole width. Thus the wind pressure is deflected away from the driver, making for a more relaxed driving position and better protection on short or long trips.The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. . MRA Windshield Customer Comments..Click Here Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $155.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1200S / K1300S ENHANCEMENTS
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Oberon Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. We offer these in Silver or Black. These fit the K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early K1200GT and probably many more BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what?? Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here.
Pirates' Price $153.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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SSR Billet Aluminum Gas Cap Looking for a sweet looking aftermarket gas cap for your BMW?? Sure you are. Check out these sweet looking American-made billet aluminum BMW Gas Caps from SSR. Is your bike worthy? Finally a keyless race-style gas cap kit (includes base & cap) for the mighty late model BMWs at the right price... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and o-rings. In case you are curious... Available in Black or Silver. Chimp easy install. Fits most late model BMWs..
Pirates' Price $90.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates' Lair Custom Torque Arm A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Our in-house design replacement torque arm is absolutely stunning. Supremely sleek, the ultra light weight CNC'd aluminum arm is a simple bolt-on replacement for that piece of crap Germany stuck on us. Our arm, which tastefully features the Pirates' Lair logo, does NOT change bike geometry so there are no warranty issues. It's the same 415mm as the factory arm. Install is as easy as removing the two bolts on the bike and replacing your arm with ours using the furnished stainless steel low-head socket bolts. Truly worthy of the mighty K12's. We have both silver and anodized black arms to fit your bike's needs. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $210.US Blk or Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Pirates' Lair Custom Torque Arm A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Our in-house design replacement torque arm is absolutely stunning. Supremely sleek, the ultra light weight CNC'd aluminum arm is a simple bolt-on replacement for that piece of crap Germany stuck on us. Our arm, which tastefully features the Pirates' Lair logo, does NOT change bike geometry so there are no warranty issues. It's the same 415mm as the factory arm. Install is as easy as removing the two bolts on the bike and replacing your arm with ours using the furnished stainless steel low-head socket bolts. Truly worthy of the mighty K12's. We have both silver and anodized black arms to fit your bike's needs. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200R, K1300R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $210.US Blk or Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1300S & K1200S.
Pirates' Price $48.US (Shipping in US Included)
K1300S / K1200S Polished Instrument Rings from Hornig Of Germany!! German quality is typical first rate. The rings install in minutes and add an elegance to your plain jane faded instrument panel. These waaay cool silver anodized aluminum rings cover both the speedometer and tachometer and are sold as a pair only for your K1200S or K1300S. Easy to install with a little bit of silicone. It's the little things in life. Fits the K1200S & K1300S Only.
Pirates' Price $95.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Hornig BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure & HP2 (air cooled), R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure (water cooled), R1200RT (air cooled), R1200RT (water cooled), R1200ST, R1200R, & RnineT (air cooled), R1200R (water cooled), R1200S & HP2 Sport, R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R & K1200R Sport, K1300R, K1200GT (2006-) , and the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW K1300S / K1200S ACCESSORIES & GEAR
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RKA "Sonoma Series" Soft Saddlebags Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your bike? Refuse to pay your dealer over $700+ for their optional oem bags and butt-ugly bracketry? I don't blame you. So what to do? We turned to our good friends at RKA Motorcycle Luggage for an alternative and of course they had 2 bags to fit our customer's needs.. 33 Liter Expandable Saddlebags and 50 Liter Expandable Saddlebags. Installation on virtually any motorcycle is "chimp"easy. Check out their install video. Saddlebags are sold as a SET. Both left and right bags. Raincovers are included. All Saddlebags are Black with Silver piping and have a limited-lifetime warranty. Possibly the nicest soft saddlebags you'll ever see. And yes.. RKA products are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price 33Liter $280.US / 50 Liter $330.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag OK.. you've just got your new Stealth, Sargent, or Corbin Backrest installed. Woohoo! Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $124.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $198.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)

PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)