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BMW 2006-2009 K1200GT / K1300GT PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Akrapovic K1300GT Titanium Slip-On Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking S-B13SO2C-HAAT Akrapovic Ti Slip-On Exhaust for the BMW K1300GT. The Akrapovic slip-on exhaust offers all that you want or need in a slip-on kit. Great looks... Less weight.. More torque.. Deep sound.. Reasonable price.. This slip-on system is almost 5lbs lighter than the oem exhaust and features exceptional production quality and increased engine performance. A combination of racing materials like titanium for the muffler outer sleeve and carbon fiber for the end cap give these exhaust systems a racing touch. Silencers included. The system fits beautifully with the strong character of the BMW. Sleek.. Dynamic.. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the 2008-2014 BMW K1300GT
Pirates' Price $1510.US Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included) Discontinued for 2024!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Remus K1300GT / K1200GT Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers a Ti or Carbon Fiber version for the 2006-08 K1200GT The Ti version canister cover is Titanium and the end cap and bottom end trim are carbon fiber. Sweet.The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Remus Hexacone eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. The factory heat shield is NOT retained. System retains centerstand capability. Fits the BMW K1300GT, K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $1195.US Titanium Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included) Discontinued 5/2024!
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 4-Sided LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy 4-Sided H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly the brightest LED bulbs I've ever seen. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. Truly plug & play. This bulb, which features a full 360 degrees of luminescence, should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs and has the space. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou 50w LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a claimed 6000 lumens at a color temperature of 6000K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. And yes.. while these are not designated CanBus bulbs, they will work on most CanBus infested bikes without triggering the dreaded LAMPF light. 1 year warranty.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denail is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $77.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $98.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kisan Tailblazer Your factory tail / brake light bulb is crap! It's simply too small to attract immediate attention. Kisan delivers big with the Tailblazer.. a pair of plug-n-play replacement bulbs. As soon as you tap your brakes, that french fry eating teen behind you will see a rapid flash of the brake lights. This sudden flashing invokes immediate attention. TailBlazer uses a flash pattern, which decays exponentially - a well-recognized deceleration warning. The attention to the initial flashing now changes to a clear recognition that you're beginning to slow down! Simply flashing brake lights or flashing them on & off will get the attention of drivers behind you, but it doesn't invoke anything else. Every split second of delay in their reaction time reduces your safety margin. and yes.. the Tailblazer is Can-Bus/ABS compatible. Spare bulbs included. Fits the K1300GT, 06 & Up K1200GT, and R1200RT Only
Pirates' Price $150.US (Shipping in the US included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT PAINT & BODY PROTECTION
Click Here To See More... If You Dare TechSpec Gripster Tank Grip Made in the USA Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125" thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. Fits the K1300GT & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $89.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare TechSpec Saddle Box Covers Made in the USA For those wanting to protect your hard bags from flying debris as well as boot scuffs from you and/or your inconsiderate passenger.. we also carry Tech Spec Saddle Box Covers! in the same Snake Skin material as our tank protectors. These (2) piece kits will fit the BMW K300GT, K1200GT, and R1200RT. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125" thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern for classic good looks and durability. I honestly don't know how anyone could do without these. I can't get on these bikes without kicking my bags. Each (2) piece kit includes R & L hard bag covers. Fits the K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, R1200RT.
Pirates' Price $132.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare R & G Racing K1300GT / K1200GT Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Designed specifically for the K1300GT and 2006-2008 BMW K1200GT. We offer R& G Racing upper frame sliders (with their all new Aero Bobbins), front fork sliders, and shaft protectors! R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the original good looks of their popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a visual and functional winner! These are available in black only. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and right fairing for install. Upper sliders fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 BMW K1200GT Only.
Pirates' Price $142.US Pair (USPS Priority shipping included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing Shaft Protector Imported from the UK. Protect your K1300GT, 06+ K1200GT, K1200S, or K1200R from the ugliness of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. There is nothing more important than protecting one's shaft. No mods or drilling necessary. Protects the left side only. We also offer the upper frame sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package deals.. ! These are available in black only. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple chimp-easy install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $52.US
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Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare R & G Racing Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your K1300GT, 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, or K1200R from the ugliness of going down with these British-made front fork sliders. No mods or drilling necessary. We also offer the upper sliders, (sold in pairs only) and a rear drive shaft slider kit! These are available in black only. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple install with very detailed directions. Fits the BMW K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $66.US Pair
(USPS Priority shipping included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pyramid Plastics K1300GT Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year BMW K1300GT, K1600GTL, & 2006-2008 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Pyramid Plastics K1200GT Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT, R1150R, and R1150RS.
Pirates' Price $48.US (Shipping in US Included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT CARBON FIBER
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! Pyramid Carbon Fiber Fenda Extenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire. This British made Carbon Fiber extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Super-adhesive strips secure to the bike. No drilling required. Chimp easy install. Fits 2005-2008 K1200GT, 2009-2011 K1300GT, 2011+ BMW K1600GTL / K1600GT & 2017+ Bagger
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare ZTechnik Carbon Fiber Gas Cap Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the regal second generation K1200GT or K1300GT. Possibly the finest looking gas cap cover I have ever seen. Fits virtually any BMW. Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here.We have seen some 2009 K1300GT's with the new cap.. some with the old. Please check before ordering.
Pirates' Price $70.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT ERGONOMICS / COMFORT
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Verholen K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT Bar Riser Kit Leave it to MV Verholen of Germany to develop a simple, waaay cool looking handle bar riser kit for the K1300GT and the 2006-08 BMW K1200GT. The kit allows for a more upright, relaxed riding position. The silver anodized adapters are adjustable and bring the handle bar about 42 mm higher and 25 mm closer to the rider. In the good ol' USA that translates out to 1.65 inches higher and about 1 inch closer to the rider..In case you are curious.. No,..it is not necessary to change the brake cable. The kit is pretty much plug-n-play. Better looking than the competition. I have been told that the install is as easy as it looks. Fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT only. For 2002-05 BMW K1200GT Risers.. Click Here.
Pirates' Price $310.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Verholen K1300GT / 2006-08 K1200GT Peg Lowering Kit MV Verholen Of Germany delivers yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum, they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower the pegs by 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club.. Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual pegs are adjustable. Shift lever extension available as an option. Don't forget, lowered footrests are much more likely to drag when cornering. Please use caution. BMW K1300GT Compatibility: While this kit was designed and is advertised for the BMW K1200GT, install on the BMW K1300GT is chimp easy with only one minor mod required. I've actually done it. Fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT only.
Pirates' Price $253.US (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year K1300GT, 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, R1200R, R1200S, R1200ST, and HP2 Enduro.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik VStream K1300GT / K1200GT Windshields According to ZTechnik, they revolutionize windscreen performance with its 2 new VStream windshields. While creating a comfortable ride for the BMW sport touring rider, ZTechnik introduces QUIET into the equation. To create COMFORT, other manufacturers will offer taller windshields and spoiler tops to lift the air stream. ZTechnik designed, for the first time ever, a windshield with airflow calculated and adjusted to quiet the rider's environment. In addition, VStream windshields are designed with an unprecedented area of protection and an outstanding level of DURABILITY and OPTICAL CLARITY that is only available through the use of Quantum™ coated Lexan® polycarbonate. Can you say QUIET? Fits the K1300GT & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $260.US & $276.US Tall Version (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Oberon Clutch Slave Cylinder Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Designed to improve the efficiency and looks of the original clutch slave cylinder for K1200/K1300 engines. The K1200 OEM piston measures 32mm where as the K1300 was upgraded to a 34mm diameter. The Oberon piston is machined to 36mm which significantly reduces the heaviness of the original clutch action and brings much relief to aching arms. The internal piston design and seals have been drastically enhanced to prevent leaks and leave a much smoother clutch action which helps eliminate the dreaded clutch judder, CNC machined from T6 billet alloy for lightness, strength and eye-catching looks. Everything you need is included in the kit including full instructions and is ready to fit. Fits the BMW K1300GT, K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $180.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare BMW K1300GT / K1200GT Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This German-made 2.5" long shift lever extender fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. We import these with a natural anodized finish. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a single set screw. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the shift lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the 06-08 K1200GT, K1300GT, K1200S /R , K1200RS/GT, K1600GT, & K1600GTL.
Pirates' Price $4
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig K1300GT / K1200GT Brake Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install using a (2) furnished set screws. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the brake lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the BMW K1300GT, K1200R, K1200R Sport, and 06 -08 K1200GT
Pirates' Price $66.US (Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
(USPS Shipping in the US included)
2006+ BMW K1200GT LUGGAGE / TRAVEL
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $98.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $124.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag OK.. you've just got your new Stealth, Sargent, or Corbin Backrest installed. Woohoo! Finally you and your significant other can do some traveling together in comfort, but now you need more luggage room... What to do? Check out the Saddlemen Deluxe Roll Bag. An adjustable wide velcro strap wraps around any backrest or sissy bar for easy on and off install. Multiple D-rings provide easy mounting options for hard-to-fit motorcycles. The bag features a wide top opening for easy packing. Top carry handle and shoulder strap included for easy toting off bike. Lockable zipper pulls. Constructed of UV-, water-, and weather-resistant 1200 denier Saddle Tuff and leather-like vinyl panels. Dimensions: 16" L x 10" W x 9.5" H / Expanded 20" L x 10" W x 9.5" H Waterproof? Yes, when used with the furnished rain cover.. This is is a great around town bag....
Pirates' Price $150.US Roll bag
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2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT GPS / RADAR DETECTOR / CAMERA ACCESSORIES
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BikePenR GPS Dash Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your BMW K1300GT or 2006-2009 K1200GT so you can actually see it without careening off the road?. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. The K-GT dash mount is impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 20 minutes after removing your windshield. The K-GT kit isn't just the GPS mount, but is an entire plastic insert with the mount already attached. The plastic insert screws onto the top of your dash. That's why the kit is so painfully expensive. No mods or drilling necessary. Instructions are included. A two beer job even for the most incompetent.
Pirates' Price $285.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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K1300GT Techmount Control Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar controls vertical pinch bolts. The BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket systems and maybe mounted on clutch or brake side. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. We also carry a mount for the 2006-08 K1200GT!! Fits the the K1300GT, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport, R1200GS, R1200ST..
Pirates' Price $110.US (Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Techmount GT Mirror Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Auto Suck? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches via sliding into the unused mirror holes on either the left or right side of your bars. The Z Mirror Mount matches the bike's form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all Techmount ball and socket systems meaning you can adjust this sucker into a 100+ positions.. Black finish only. Fits virtually all radar detectors. The 2012 version of these mounts come with ROUND platforms as seen in pic at left. After extensive testing, 90% of our customers hated those so we order ALL ours with a rectangular platform. FYI.. any mirror or control mount you purchase from Pirates Lair will have the rectangular platform unless a round platform is requested. Sleek, small, sexy. Fits the 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200LT, R1150RT, & R1100S 2001 and later. Will not fit the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $110.US (Shipping in the US included)
HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes K1300GT / 2006-08 K1200GT Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, (1) universal cone and (1) special BMW rear drive side cone.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit. Stick-On weights included!
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing Carbone Lorraine pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Hornig BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate. The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel. The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure & HP2 (air cooled), R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure (water cooled), R1200RT (air cooled), R1200RT (water cooled), R1200ST, R1200R, & RnineT (air cooled), R1200R (water cooled), R1200S & HP2 Sport, R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R & K1200R Sport, K1300R, K1200GT (2006-) , and the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These should fit the K1300GT*, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early and late K1200GT, and probably most BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what?? *Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here. FYI.. Some new GT's have the old style cap.. some have the new. Check before ordering.
Pirates' Price $153.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare SSR Billet Aluminum Gas Cap Looking for a sweet looking aftermarket gas cap for your BMW?? Sure you are. Check out these sweet looking American-made billet aluminum BMW Gas Caps from SSR. Is your bike worthy? Finally a keyless race-style gas cap kit (includes base & cap) for the mighty late model BMWs at the right price... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and o-rings. In case you are curious... No.. the quality of SSR caps are NOT as good as the Oberon version hence the price difference, although they look identical. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2006-2008 K1200GT as well as most late model BMWs..
Pirates' Price $100.US (Shipping in US Included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)

PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I slept with your brother." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.. except perhaps a BJ..
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)