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BMW 2006-2009 K1200GT / K1300GT PERFORMANCE
|Akrapovic K1300GT Titanium Slip-On Exhaust System Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking S-B13SO2C-HAAT Akrapovic Ti Slip-On Exhaust for the BMW K1300GT. The Akrapovic slip-on exhaust offers all that you want or need in a slip-on kit. Great looks... Less weight.. More torque.. Deep sound.. Reasonable price.. This slip-on system is almost 5lbs lighter than the oem exhaust and features exceptional production quality and increased engine performance. A combination of racing materials like titanium for the muffler outer sleeve and carbon fiber for the end cap give these exhaust systems a racing touch. Silencers included. The system fits beautifully with the strong character of the BMW. Sleek.. Dynamic.. System retains centerstand capability. Fits
the 2008-2014 BMW K1300GT
Pirates' Price $1425.US Slip-On (Ground shipping in US Included) New Product!
K1300GT / K1200GT Hexacone Slip-On Exhaust from
Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range
and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Remus offers
a Ti or Carbon Fiber version for the 2006-08 K1200GT The Ti version canister cover is Titanium and the end cap and bottom end trim are carbon fiber. Sweet.The Hexacone slip-ons offer a 4-5 hp
gain and a serious weight loss. Need more? Like virtually all aftermarket exhausts, the Remus Hexacone eliminates the restrictive catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. The Remus Hexacone comes with a removable 'street legal' silencer. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. The factory heat shield is NOT retained. System retains centerstand capability. Fits
the BMW K1300GT, K1300S, K1300R, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $840.US Titanium Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included)
K1300GT / K1200GT Revolution Exhaust Slip-On's from
Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased midrange and
bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone we've all come
to appreciate. Remus offers 3 options of slip-on canisters for the K1300GT and second
generation K1200GT....Aluminum, Carbon Fiber, and the ultra light Titanium.
Expect a 4hp gain from the slip-ons and god knows how much of a weight loss..
FYI.. the Revolution slip-on cans, which come with removable silencers,
are cam shaped.. kind of trapezoidal or tri-oval and yes.. compatible
with the hard bags. Need more? of course you do...Are we not men??!!
Pirates' Price Slip-On's from $725.US Aluminum Slip-Ons (Shipping in the US included)
Brothers K1200GT V.A.L.E. "Black Series" M-5 Slip-On Exhaust Pirates' Lair is proud
to offer the M-5 V.A.L.E. slip-on system from the world renowned Two
Brothers Racing. The "Black Series" is Two Bros prestige line of high performance exhausts! Black Series systems are fitted with black bands, black inlet/outlets, and a black endcap. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll
pick up an addition of up to 4.1hp for the BMW K1300S. Choose from Titanium or Carbon Fiber or their new "Black" series canisters. Pirates' Lair includes
the TBR P1 PowerTip sound suppressor (usually a $30 option) with all TwoBros exhaust systems with
M5 outlets. Use it.. or not! The P1 is a straight-through sound diffuser
which quiets the pipe by 2 to 3 dB while actually adding measurable
HP gains from the middle to the top of the powerband. Easy to install ..Fits
the BMW 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $765.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Brothers K1200GT M-2 Exhaust Slip-Ons Pirates' Lair is proud
to offer 5 different slip-on systems from the world renowned Two
Brothers Racing. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll
pick up an additional 5.4hp for the 2006-08 BMW K1200GT. Choose from Polished
Aluminum, Titanium, Carbon Fiber and two choices of canister styles. The
small oval M-2 features an exclusive Teflon coated, cast magnesium outlet
that not only looks great but also allows for various silencer inserts.
The large oval C-5, like the M-2 incorporates exclusive technology and
premium construction material. Unlike other vendors, our price includes the Two Bros optional P1 sound diffuser. Sound is about the same..Fits
the 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, & K1200R.
Pirates' Price $615.US Aluminum or $ 720.US Ti/CF (Shipping in the US included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The NSSC HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We sell H7 HID conversions only. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
|Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay
cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws
very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with
integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens.
Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired
of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it?
Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be
as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment
to the motorcycle's battery. The Denail is 800%
louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...!
Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these
are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for
a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install
on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Tailblazer Your factory tail / brake light bulb is crap! It's simply too small to attract immediate attention. Kisan delivers big with the Tailblazer.. a pair of plug-n-play replacement bulbs. As soon as you tap your brakes, that french fry eating teen behind you will see a rapid flash of the brake lights. This sudden flashing invokes immediate attention. TailBlazer uses a flash pattern, which decays exponentially - a well-recognized deceleration warning. The attention to the initial flashing now changes to a clear recognition that you're beginning to slow down! Simply flashing brake lights or flashing them on & off will get the attention of drivers behind you, but it doesn't invoke anything else. Every split second of delay in their reaction time reduces your safety margin. and yes.. the Tailblazer is
Can-Bus/ABS compatible. Spare bulbs included. Fits the K1300GT, 06
& Up K1200GT, and R1200RT Only
Blazer License Plate Frame from Run-N-Lites The 3 rows of high intensity
LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate mounted light bar will definitely
get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside
LED's burn RED all the time as running lights,
like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then
the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes
the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that,
so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind
you. The light bar frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french
fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For
a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $86.US (Shipping in the US included)
|K1300GT / K1200GT Clear
Blinker Kits from Hornig of Germany! Yes..
these are the first and only clear front lenses on the market for the second generation BMW
K1200GT and the new K1300GT Wanting a little more class over those cheesy factory covers? Sure you do. Hate the amber color mucking up the beauty of your bike? I feel ya. Install time is under 5 minutes for these kits.. These are EXACT
replicas of the factory lenses except clear. Install is as easy as
removing the factory cover housings and dropping these into place. They will look 100% factory. These are complete
housings, NOT just lens covers and bulbs
are included. Typical German quality workmanship. Fits 2006-08 BMW K1200GT & 2009-2010 K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $125.US a pair (Shipping in the US included)
|Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)|
|Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority shipping included)
|PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT PAINT & BODY PROTECTION
Gripster Tank Grip
Made in the USA Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees
and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex?
If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank
with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle,
control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position.
Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling.
Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125" thick with
a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction.
Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece
kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. Fits
the K1300GT & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $89.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
Saddle Box Covers Made in the USA For those wanting to protect your hard bags from flying debris as well as boot scuffs from you and/or your inconsiderate passenger.. we also carry Tech Spec Saddle Box Covers! in the same Snake Skin material as our tank protectors. These (2) piece kits will fit the BMW K300GT, K1200GT, and R1200RT. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125" thick with
a low profile diamond grip pattern for classic good looks and durability. I honestly don't know how anyone could do without these. I can't get on these bikes without kicking my bags. Each (2) piece
kit includes R & L hard bag covers. Fits
the K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, R1200RT.
Pirates' Price $132.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
G Racing K1300GT / K1200GT Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Designed specifically for the K1300GT and 2006-2008 BMW K1200GT. We offer R& G Racing upper frame sliders (with their all new Aero Bobbins),
front fork sliders, and shaft protectors!
R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the original good looks of their popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a visual and functional winner! These are available in black
only. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little
aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. For
the upper frame slider kit, the customer must drill holes in both left and
right fairing for install. Upper
sliders fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 BMW K1200GT Only.
Pirates' Price $155.US Pair (USPS Priority shipping included)
G Racing Shaft Protector Imported
from the UK. Protect your K1300GT, 06+ K1200GT, K1200S, or K1200R from the ugliness
of going down with this British-made drive shaft/swingarm slider. There
is nothing more important than protecting one's shaft. No mods or drilling
necessary. Protects the left side only. We also offer the upper frame sliders
(sold in pairs only) as well as the front fork slider kits as well as package
deals.. ! These are available in black only. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic?
Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Simple
chimp-easy install with very detailed directions.
the BMW K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT,
K1200R, and K1200R
Pirates' Price $52.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
G Racing Fork Sliders Imported
from the UK. Protect your K1300GT, 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, or K1200R from the ugliness
of going down with these British-made front fork sliders. No mods or drilling
necessary. We also offer the upper sliders, (sold in pairs only) and a rear
drive shaft slider kit! These are available in black only. Deals Gap warrior?
Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance!
Simple install with very detailed directions. Fits
the BMW K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, K1200R, and K1200R Sport.
Pirates' Price $66.US Pair (USPS Priority shipping included)
|R & G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector Imported
from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector for hexagonal shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits
Remus and Akrapovic as well as most hexagonal shaped exhaust canisters.
Pirates' Price $69.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|R & G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector Imported
from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector for oval shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits
Staintune, Remus Revolution, and most other oval canisters.
Pirates' Price $59.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|Pyramid Plastics K1300GT Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year BMW K1300GT, K1600GTL, & 2006-2008 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Pyramid Plastics K1200GT Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT, R1150R, and R1150RS.
Pirates' Price $48.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Cee Bailey K1300GT / K1200GT
Headlight Cover Made in the USA. While
the K1300GT or K1200GT headlight is a thing of beauty, can you imagine what it
would cost to replace one? Be afraid! Call any dealer and you'll be quoted a criminally insane $474! and that doesn't include foreplay or dinner afterwards..
Ouch!! Hedge your bets against the randomness of nature with
these aircraft quality grade acrylic covers. These are designed to withstand
the impact of most road debris without shattering AND allows most nicks
and scratches to be wiped out. They install easily and securely with the
3M Dual-Lok fasteners. Clear in color for 100% light transmissibility. Easy on/off for cleaning. Protect yourself.. or not..
The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?" Fits
the K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT
Pirates' Price $88.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT CARBON FIBER
Carbon Fiber GT Tank Protector Protect your beautiful paint
job from daily use, zippers, buckles, leathers with this genuine carbon
fiber tank protector from ZTechnikThis isn't that faux crap
that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the
crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik
really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition
onto the bodywork. Worthy of the regal second generation K1200GT. Possibly
the finest looking tank protector I have ever seen. Fits
the K1300GT, 06-08 K1200GT, & K1200R only.
Pirates' Price $70.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
Carbon Fiber Gas Cap Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the
world, ma" like this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik.
This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really
comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep
appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality
makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the regal second generation
K1200GT or K1300GT. Possibly the finest looking gas cap cover I have ever seen. Fits
virtually any BMW. Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here.We have seen some 2009 K1300GT's with the new cap.. some with the old. Please check before ordering.
Pirates' Price $55.US (USPS Priority shipping included)
|Ilmburger K1300GT Carbon Fiber Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help
you protect the backside of your BMW K1300GT, K1300R, or K1300S with this beautiful 100% carbon fiber rear
wheel hugger from Ilmburger of the Germany. Protect your bike from
flying debris and add a little flash with this German import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Each piece is as light as mountain air and offers a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and spectacular looks. Provides ultimate protection for the rear shock absorber. Spend less time cleaning, more time riding! Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Fits every model year K1300GT , K1300R, & K1300S.
Pirates' Price $348.US (Shipping in US Included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT ERGONOMICS / COMFORT
|HeliBars Risers Looking for just a little more rise without having to worry about changing cables, bleeding brake fluid, or ruining the sporting character of your bike? We got your back... American-made HeliBars are designed for easy installation with very little brain-drain. No mods or longer cables are needed. These kits are a simple bolt on affair and detailed bike-specific instructions are on our website. HeliBars stand behind their products with a one year warranty on all materials and workmanship as well as a 30 day money back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied. Does it get any better than that? 1” (25mm) taller - 1 3/8” (30mm) rearward. Fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT only
Pirates' Price $215. US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
2002-05 K1200GT Vario-Ergo Bar Backs Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question..Our friends at Wunderlich America deliver an impressive product with these precision machined risers for your 2002-2005 BMW K1200GT. This complete kit will allow you to raise the handlebars on your 02-05 K1200GT up to approximately 2 inches and offers adjustability over a ¾” range, allowing you to find an ideal comfortable position. Here's one solution for bad ergonomics. Why
punish yourself any longer...unless you are into that sorta thing.. We don't judge here.. Fits 2002-05 BMW K1200GT Only!
Pirates' Price $226.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Verholen K1300GT / 2006-08
K1200GT Peg Lowering Kit MV
Verholen Of Germany delivers
yet again with this impressive peg lowering kit. Crafted out of T-6 aluminum,
they are light as a feather and strong as factory. Just what you need for
cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit will lower
the pegs by 40mm. Bad knees? Join the club..
Do something about it nd stop whining. With the Verholen kit, the actual
pegs are adjustable. Shift
lever extension available as an option. Don't
forget, lowered footrests are much more likely to drag when cornering. Please
use caution. BMW K1300GT Compatibility: While this kit was designed and is advertised for the BMW K1200GT, install on the BMW K1300GT is chimp easy with only one minor mod required. I've actually done it. Fits the K1300GT & 2006-08 K1200GT only.
Pirates' Price $220.US (Shipping in the US included)
|Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly,"
poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you
choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany,
Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated
with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth
crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year K1300GT, 2006-08 K1200GT, K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure, R1200R, R1200S, R1200ST, and HP2 Enduro.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (Shipping in the US included)
|Hornig K1300GT / K1200GT Brake Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small
brake lever make for a bad combination. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution.
This brake lever adapter, which is imported from Hornig of Germany, fits directly over the existing brake
lever giving you the extra length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This
slip-on enlargement makes for safer braking and easier accessibility. Simple install
using a (2) furnished set screws. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the
brake lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits
the BMW K1300GT, K1200R, K1200R Sport, and 06 -08 K1200GT
Pirates' Price $66.US (Shipping in the US included)
|ZTechnik VStream K1300GT / K1200GT Windshields According
to ZTechnik, they revolutionize windscreen performance with its 2 new VStream
windshields. While creating a comfortable ride for the BMW sport touring
rider, ZTechnik introduces QUIET into the equation. To create COMFORT,
other manufacturers will offer taller windshields and spoiler tops to
lift the air stream. ZTechnik designed, for the first time ever, a windshield
with airflow calculated and adjusted to quiet the rider's environment.
In addition, VStream windshields are designed with an unprecedented area
of protection and an outstanding level of DURABILITY and OPTICAL CLARITY
that is only available through the use of Quantum™ coated Lexan® polycarbonate.
Can you say QUIET? Fits the K1300GT & 06-08 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $270.US & $290.US Tall Version (Shipping in the US included)
|Oberon Clutch Slave Cylinder Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Designed to improve the efficiency and looks of the original clutch slave cylinder for K1200/K1300 engines. The K1200 OEM piston measures 32mm where as the K1300 was upgraded to a 34mm diameter. The Oberon piston is machined to 36mm which significantly reduces the heaviness of the original clutch action and brings much relief to aching arms. The internal piston design and seals have been drastically enhanced to prevent leaks and leave a much smoother clutch action which helps eliminate the dreaded clutch judder, CNC machined from T6 billet alloy for lightness, strength and eye-catching looks. Everything you need is included in the kit including full instructions and is ready to fit. Fits the BMW K1300GT, K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $180.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
2006+ BMW K1200GT LUGGAGE / TRAVEL
|ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod™ offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. I'll be glad to furnish install tips and pictures for the BMW K1200S via email request. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One
thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full
or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found
one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection
"City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German
tankbag I've ever seen. It's a midsize bag designed to fit the K1200RS,
K1200GT, K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, and R Sport. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap
mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull
one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap is included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon.
I deem this one worthy.
Pirates' Price $280.US. (Shipping in US Included)
Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
|Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 Year factory guarantee! I love these bags!!
Pirates' Price R15 $160.US / R20 $180.US (Shipping in the US included)
|Stealth Soft Luggage by T-Bags Pirates
Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your Sargent or Corbin Backrest. The Roll Bag and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down
over your aftermarket backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place
with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design including
a semi-hard bottom so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall
construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner
rain sleeves. and yes.. BOTH bags come standard with it’s own rain liner.
Pirates' Price $165.US Roll Bag (Shipping in the US included)
|Universal Helmet Bag by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory
luggage for your Stealth Backrest. The
Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag.
Both slide down over the your backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock
securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access
and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual
wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored
outer rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll
bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal. Note: This bag is supposed to be used over a backrest. Not as a stand alone bag.
Pirates' Price $225.US Universal Helmet Bag(USPS Priority Included in US)
|DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included) / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|Bullrack Pannier / Top Case Wall Mount Kits Pirates Lair has finally found the solution for hard bags storage. Check out the BULLRACK Motorcycle Pannier and Top Case Wall Mount Kits. The guest bedroom is definitely not the best place to stash your hard bags or top box when they are off the bike, and the garage can be downright dangerous for them . Kids on bikes, piled up junk, or frisky pets can damage them in a matter of seconds. Bullrack offers these kits for hanging your bags or top box on the wall and out of the way. Bam! Problem solved. Each BULLRACK pannier kit comes with 2 brackets for hanging two bags, screws to mount the brackets in most wood applications, and a set of easy to follow instructions. Each kit comes with a full warranty. And yes.. these are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $94.US & Up (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT GPS / RADAR DETECTOR / CAMERA ACCESSORIES
GT Aluminum Center Mount Looking for a way to center mount a radar
detector? a GPS? a cell phone? IPod? Toll transponder? Check out this
sleek, compact mount that attaches via the two bolts that secure your
ZTechnik GT Aluminum Center Mount matches the bike's form and style, while providing
a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. FYI.. The GT Center mounts we sell have a squarish platform.. NOT the round platform as shown at left. Our customers seem to prefer the older version square mounts. Range
of movement and adjustability are the same as all Techmount ball
and socket systems meaning you can adjust this sucker into a 100+ positions. Silver finish
only. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Plenty stong for GPS's. Sleek,
small, sexy. Fits the
K1300GT & 2006 -08 K1200GT Only. Will not fit the K1200GT or K1300GT with risers..
GT Techgripper Center Mount Want to use your Techmount Center Mount specifically for your IPhone? Many do.. If that's the case you might want to consider the Techmount 4-21009 Techgripper Mount for your GT. It's the same mount as above but instead of the round platform it comes with the patented Techgripper Universal Smartphone and GPS Holder. The Techgripper Mount is the most secure and attractive mounting system you'll find for your cell phone, GPS, MP3 player or any other personal device. Gripping Power is 18 pounds per square inch and the claws spread as apart as far as 4.3 inches, enabling you to mount all models of cell phones and/or smartphones (including the Samsung Note and iPhone 6) while even in a case. The cell phone holder portion is injection molded using DuPont Delrin Acetel resin and utilizes a stainless steel spring mechanism. This enables our mounting systems to be UV Proof, heat resistant, and waterproof.. Fits the
K1300GT & 2006 -08 K1200GT Only. Will not fit the K1200GT or K1300GT with risers..
GT Mirror Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector?
a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Auto Suck? Check out
this sleek, compact mount that attaches via sliding into the unused mirror
holes on either the left or right side of your bars. The
Z Mirror Mount matches the bike's form and style, while providing a safe,
secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement
and adjustability are the same as all Techmount ball and socket
systems meaning you can adjust this sucker into a 100+ positions..
Black finish only.
Fits virtually all radar detectors. The 2012 version of these mounts come with ROUND platforms as seen in pic at left. After extensive testing, 90% of our customers hated those so we order ALL ours with a rectangular platform. FYI.. any mirror or control mount you purchase from Pirates Lair will have the rectangular platform unless a round platform is requested. Sleek,
small, sexy. Fits the
2006-08 K1200GT, K1200LT, R1150RT,
& R1100S 2001 and later. Will not fit the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $110.US (Shipping in the US included)
|BikePenR GPS Dash Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your BMW K1300GT or 2006-2009 K1200GT so you can actually see it without careening off the road?. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. The K-GT dash mount is impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 20 minutes after removing your windshield. The K-GT kit isn't just the GPS mount, but is an entire plastic insert with the mount already attached. The plastic insert screws onto the top of your dash. That's why the kit is so painfully expensive. No mods or drilling necessary. Instructions are included. A two beer job even for the most incompetent.
Pirates' Price $285.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
|K1300GT Techmount Control Mount Looking for a
way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder?
XM Radio? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches the the handlebar
controls vertical pinch bolts. The
BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a
safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range
of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket
systems and maybe mounted on clutch or brake side. Fits
virtually all radar detectors. Sleek,
small, sexy. We
also carry a mount for the 2006-08 K1200GT!! Fits the the K1300GT, K1200S, K1200R , K1200R-Sport, R1200GS, R1200ST..
Pirates' Price $110.US (Shipping in the US included)
Parnes K1300GT / 2006-08 K1200GT Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to
mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local
extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our
tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and
use. The MP kit comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks,
(1) universal cone and (1) special BMW rear drive side cone.. Everything
CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two
support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk
crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel
adapter is NOT needed with this kit. Stick-On weights included!
Pirates' Price $150.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
|CL Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
TRAILER & SHOP
|K1300GT / K1200GT
Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our K1200GT customers the finest wheel stand
on the market.. the Pit Bull. If you change your tires yourself and/or just
want to lift the front for cleaning... here's a solution. The Forklift
Front Stand fits the new GT/S/and R bikes and offers great leverage
and stability. The easy swivel, rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing without
fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man operation. Bulletproof
construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping
directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Note: You can NOT use the Pit Bull FRONT
stand without the Pit Bull REAR stand. You can NOT use the Pit Bull FRONT
stand with the factory centerstand... Savvy?
Pirates' Price Rear $185.US (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
|K1300GT / K1200GT
Pit-Bull Rear Motorcycle Stand
Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our K1300GT / K1200GT customers the finest wheel stand
on the market.. the Pit Bull. Pissed off that the Germans didn't include
a freakin' centerstand? I feel ya, my brothers but here's a solution. The
One-Armed Rear Wheel Stand fits the second generation
K1200GT as well as the S and R and offers great leverage and stability.
The ball bearing head makes it easy to spin the
wheel for cleaning or tire changing. Easy one-man operation. The forward
handle rear stand offers space saving for garage/display/work table/lift.
. and it's bulletproof.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping
directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery.
Pirates' Price Rear $240.US (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
2006-2009 BMW K1200GT / K1300GT ACCESSORIES
Lair Custom GT Torque Arm A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Our in-house design replacement torque arm is absolutely stunning.
Supremely sleek, the ultra light weight CNC'd aluminum arm is a simple bolt-on
replacement for that piece of crap Germany stuck on us. Our arm, which tastefully
features the Pirates' Lair logo, does NOT change bike geometry so there
are no warranty issues. It's the same 415mm as the factory arm. Install
is as easy as removing the two bolts on the bike and replacing your arm
with ours using the furnished stainless steel low-head socket bolts. Truly
worthy of the new K1200GT or K1200S.
have both silver and anodized black arms to fit your bike's
needs. Fits the K1300GT, 06+K1200GT, K1200S & R ONLY
Pirates' Price $210.US Blk or Silver (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported
from Oberon Machine in the UK.
Up until now, you could
buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike
in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why..
Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you
can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory
fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are
wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled
vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving
bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of
gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These should fit the K1300GT*, K1200R, K1200R
Sport, K1200RS, early and late K1200GT, and probably most BMW's.. Is this
beeeautiful or what?? *Note: Will NOT fit the 2008 R1200R or any other BMW with this type gas cap.. Click Here. FYI.. Some new GT's have the old style cap.. some have the new. Check before ordering.
Pirates' Price $136.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
|SSR Billet Aluminum Gas Cap Looking for a sweet looking aftermarket gas cap for your BMW?? Sure you are. Check out these sweet looking American-made billet aluminum BMW Gas Caps from SSR. Is your bike worthy? Finally a keyless race-style gas cap kit (includes base & cap) for the mighty late model BMWs at the right price... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and o-rings. In case you are curious... No.. the quality of SSR caps are NOT as good as the Oberon version hence the price difference, although they look identical. Chimp easy install. Fits the 2006-2008 K1200GT as well as most late model BMWs..
Pirates' Price $90.US (Shipping in US Included)
|K1300GT / K1200GT
Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $20,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent
helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet
locks? The lock and mechanism are made by BMW. Take the new lock to any
BMW dealer and they can key it to your foofoo electronic key. The mounting bracket is produced here in the US by a fellow K12 rider.
We package the bracket and lock together and sell it as an easy install
kit. Install time is about 10 minutes and it will look factory. Fits
the K1300GT & 2006 - 2008 K1200GT.
Manufactured for Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $120.US (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
BMW Rear Hubcaps These billet aluminum hubcaps are just too cool!! The
kit includes caps for both sides. German quality is typical first rate.
The caps install in 2 minutes and add a simple beauty to the rear wheel.
The arrangement of the vents result in higher air flow, positively adding
to inner air flow and cooling. The cover is fastened with a threaded expansion
holder. A Hornig peel-n-stick emblem is included free
of charge with each hubcap sold.. Paintable/powder
coatable for those with colored wheels.. Fits the R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure & HP2 (air cooled), R1200GS, R1200GS Adventure (water cooled), R1200RT (air cooled), R1200RT (water cooled), R1200ST, R1200R, & RnineT (air cooled), R1200R (water cooled), R1200S & HP2 Sport, R1200RS, K1200S, K1300S, K1200R & K1200R Sport, K1300R, K1200GT (2006-) , and the K1300GT.
Pirates' Price $115.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
|Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)
|Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) Limited Edition!
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
|Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I slept with your brother." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.. except perhaps a BJ..
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)