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BMW K1200LT PERFORMANCE & ACCESSORIES
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Exhausts from Austria. The entire line of Remus exhaust systems guarantee increased midrange and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. I offer 2 canister finishes.. Carbon Fiber and Titanium to go along with the stainless steel collector and caps. Easy install. A full 16 lbs lighter than stock!! Sweeet! Drop shipped from the importer in California. The Revolution canister (with removeable silencer) offers a wonderful rich sound without being too loud. Expect 8-11 hp gain and increased low and mid-range power. Fit's all model year BMW K1200LT's through 2009.
Pirates' Price $1499.US Ti or Carbon (Shipping in US Included)
Discontinued 9/2018! We Broker Used Systems!
BMW K1200LT HANDLING
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Wilbers Suspension Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the German-made Wilbers Shocks for your BMW. Remember.. if your oem shocks have 35-40K+ on them, they are toast. As useless as Joe Biden at a Mensa conference. Is your bike feeling kinda old and lazy in the turns? Are you blowing lines that you remember effortlessly nailing in the past? We feel your pain.. Time for new shocks. Period. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo.3 color options. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 1999-2006 BMW K1200LT.
Pirates' Price Starting at $1720.US F & R (Ground Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Hyperpro Steering Damper Kits If your 1998-2009 BMW K1200LT has over 40K on the clock.. your factory damper is as useless as tits on a badger.. If your handling isn't as rock-solid as it used to be.. this could be the solution. We import these kits from the Netherlands from world renowned Hyperpro Racing. Each kit includes both the dampener, a mounting bracket, and all necessary hardware. Unlike the nonadjustable factory OEM unit, the Hyperpro damper offers full adjustability.. 22 positions so you can fine tune your bike to your riding style and/or needs.. as it should be.. Their patented RSC "active" valving system is a Hyperpro exclusive. This means that as steering speed increases, the dampening automatically increases. Hyperpro's unique progressive steering damper gives you the world's most advanced steering control system for your bike.
Pirates' Price $365.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Spiegler K1200LT Steel Braided Brake Line Kits These German designed brake lines are clear vinyl coated, silver in color, and have silver anodized aluminum ends. I offer the complete kit of 6 lines to do both the front and rear for the 1998-09 K1200LT. Colored lines and/or fittings are available upon request for an additional $30.US. Rid yourself of that mushy feel. DOT and TUEV approved. And NO.. they DO NOT screw up our ABS system. Please specify year of your LT when ordering. For Customer Comments Click Here
Pirates' Price $255.US Kit (Shipping in US Included)  
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes K12LT/ RS/GT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit consists comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, and (2) aluminum cones which are CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminun. One universal/one special BMW rear drive side. Our K1200LT/RS/GT Kit fits every 85' and newer BMW with single sided arm except the F650 and the R1200GS. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit.
Pirates' Price $125.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Grip Buddies "Lite" Comfort Grips Made in the USA. Grip Buddies Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are a wonderful grip option for ladies or men with smaller hands wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. The texture and tactile feel is the same as the original Grip Buddies, just less bulky. We're told that heated grips warm up noticeably faster with the thinner Smartskin Lites compared to the original Grip Buddies. Smartskin Lite Comfort Grips are made from the same rubber-rich neoprene as the originals, they’re just thinner: 3.2mm for Lite vs. 4.7mm for the original. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $29.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
LIGHTING & SAFETY & ELECTRICAL ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight Bulbs The Watonlight H7 LED CanBus Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Watonlight LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are shock-proof, last for a claimed 30,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each 55w bulb produces a serious 5000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K for a super bright white light. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. these are designated CanBus friendly. 1 year warranty. I run one of these on my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a serious 4000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. they are CanBus compatible. 2 year warranty. I run these in my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $44.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! inView Wireless Helmet Brake and Turn Signal System. The inView is a wireless helmet brake and turn signal light system with advanced features that dramatically increases your visibility and riding safety. It attaches easily to any helmet and any motorcycle to provide brake, hazard, and turn signal LED lighting. Advanced features include propriety inView technology. Key features.. No on/off switch – you don’t have to remember to turn it on or off. Easily transferable between helmets (2 sets of mounts included.) Passive braking (ex. downshifting) detection that illuminates both helmet and motorcycle brake light. Automatic diagnostics that test battery condition and communication. Available in Clear or Red Lenses. Ultra-bright LEDs. CanBus Compatible. Long battery life Simple battery changes with AAA batteries. Optional Extra Helmet Transceiver for multiple helmets or Motorcycle Transceiver for multiple bikes. The inView system includes the brake light/turn signal, wireless transceiver, accessory LED brake light, adhesive Velcro, mounting hardware, and two AAA batteries that should last a full season.
Pirates' Price $249.95US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Rocky Creek MotoPressor Mini Motorcycle Tire Pump If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Rocky Creek Mini-Air Pump measures only 5 x 4.14 x 2.10" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 50 psi. Select a pressure in PSI, BAR, or KPA. Turn the swtich to on and the pump will fill to that pressure and turn off automatically. The digital tire pressure gauge will automatically let you know the current tire pressure once you connect it to the valve stem of your tire.  Can pump a 120/70 R19 tire to 36psi in 200 seconds. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $74.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $77.US
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CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)

PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)