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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus Exhausts from Austria. The entire line of Remus exhaust systems guarantee increased midrange and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. I offer 2 canister finishes.. Carbon Fiber and Titanium to go along with the stainless steel collector and caps. Easy install. A full 16 lbs lighter than stock!! Sweeet! Drop shipped from the importer in California. The Revolution canister (with removeable silencer) offers a wonderful rich sound without being too loud. Expect 8-11 hp gain and increased low and mid-range power. Fit's all model year BMW K1200LT's through 2009.
Pirates' Price $1499.US Ti or Carbon (Shipping in US Included)
Discontinued 9/2018!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Oval & Hexagonal Exhaust Protector Imported from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Exhaust Protectors for oval and hexagonal shaped exhausts. Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install.
Pirates' Price $59.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik GT Radar/GPS Mirror Mount Looking for a way to mount a radar detector? a GPS? a cell phone? Toll transponder? XM Radio? Auto Suck? Check out this sleek, compact mount that attaches via sliding into the unused mirror holes on either the left or right side of your bars. The BMW control mount matches the bikes form and style, while providing a safe, secure mounting location for a wide variety of accessories. Range of movement and adjustability are the same as all TECHMOUNT ball and socket systems. Fits virtually all radar detectors. Sleek, small, sexy. Fits the K1200LT models 2001 and up, 06 K1200GT, & R1150RT, & R1100S 2001 and later.
Pirates' Price $80.US (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Wilbers Suspension Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the German-made Wilbers Shocks for your BMW. Remember.. if your oem shocks have 35-40K+ on them, they are toast. As useless as Joe Biden at a Mensa conference. Is your bike feeling kinda old and lazy in the turns? Are you blowing lines that you remember effortlessly nailing in the past? We feel your pain.. Time for new shocks. Period. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo.3 color options. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 1999-2006 BMW K1200LT.
Pirates' Price Starting at $1238.US F & R (Ground Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Hyperpro Steering Damper Kits If your 1998-2009 BMW K1200LT has over 40K on the clock.. your factory damper is as useless as tits on a badger.. If your handling isn't as rock-solid as it used to be.. this could be the solution. We import these kits from the Netherlands from world renowned Hyperpro Racing. Each kit includes both the dampener, a mounting bracket, and all necessary hardware. Unlike the nonadjustable factory OEM unit, the Hyperpro damper offers full adjustability.. 22 positions so you can fine tune your bike to your riding style and/or needs.. as it should be.. Their patented RSC "active" valving system is a Hyperpro exclusive. This means that as steering speed increases, the dampening automatically increases. Hyperpro's unique progressive steering damper gives you the world's most advanced steering control system for your bike.
Pirates' Price $365.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Spiegler K1200LT Steel Braided Brake Line Kits These German designed brake lines are clear vinyl coated, silver in color, and have silver anodized aluminum ends. I offer the complete kit of 6 lines to do both the front and rear for the 1998-09 K1200LT. Colored lines and/or fittings are available upon request for an additional $30.US. Rid yourself of that mushy feel. DOT and TUEV approved. And NO.. they DO NOT screw up our ABS system. Please specify year of your LT when ordering. For Customer Comments Click Here
Pirates' Price $255.US Kit (Shipping in US Included)  
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare CL Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! Carbone Lorraine Brake Pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare! ABM Brake Rotors Priced a replacement rotor from your local dealer lately? Yikes!! They generally run over $400 (when all the bits are added in.. ie. new bolts, wave washers, etc) and that doesn't include dinner afterwards or a reach-around. Rather than decimate your wallet, Pirates Lair is now offering an alternative. German-made ABM Brake Rotors. Each ABM rotor uses a new proprietary blend of stainless steel that performs as well as iron with all the benefits of stainless. Couple this with an all new ultra lightweight design carrier and you have a new benchmark in motorcycle braking performance. ABM rotors offer an ideal combination of value, durability, and performance for an oem replacement. We offer these in full floating configurations for most popular sport bikes.
Pirates' Price $184.95US & Up (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes K12LT/ RS/GT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit consists comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, and (2) aluminum cones which are CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminun. One universal/one special BMW rear drive side. Our K1200LT/RS/GT Kit fits every 85' and newer BMW with single sided arm except the F650 and the R1200GS. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit.
Pirates' Price $125.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits The NSSC H7 HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are as plug & play as you're gonna find in an HID kit. No splicing, no wiring headaches, minor brain drain, no heat issues, and no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. These 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce a super bright 4000 lumens and at a color temperature of 5000K. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. CanBus compatible. Simply the brightest bulbs you can get. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Jiayou H7 LED Headlight Bulbs The Jiayou New Energy H7 LED Headlight bulb is truly plug & play. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no depleted wallet. These should work on virtually any motorcycle or car that uses H7 bulbs. We sell single bulbs or pairs. The Jiayou LED headlight bulb is super small making it easy to fit into the tightest spaces. These kits are waterproof, shock-proof, last for a claimed 50,000 hours (compared to 850 hours of your oem bulb), and run cooler than either halogen or HID bulbs. Each bulb produces a serious 4000 lumens at a color temperature of 6500K. For reference, your oem halogen bulb puts out only 1000 lumens and is rated for no more than 850 hours. Each bulb plugs directly into the oem wiring harness. And yes.. they are CanBus compatible. 2 year warranty. I run these in my BMW K1200S. Witness the future of motorcycle lighting..
Pirates' Price $44.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate frame will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 – 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. Plate frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $100.US (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy to install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA.
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) Limited Edition!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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