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BMW S1000RR PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare 2015 +Remus S1000RR HyperCone Slip-On Exhaust Imported from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. We offer three version canisters for the king of superbikes.. the 2015+ BMW S1000RR. Titanium, SS Black, and Stainless. Each canister comes with a carbon fiber end cap and all mounting hardware.. Sweet. The Remus HyperCone slip-ons offer a 2-3 hp gain and less weight. Like other aftermarket exhausts, the Remus HyperCone does NOT eliminate the catalytic converter so your bike stays legal in all 50 states and Europe. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. Fits the 2015+ BMW S1000RR only.
Pirates' Price Stainless Steel Slip-Ons $660.US / $800.US Titanium Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus S1000RR HyperCone Slip-On Exhaust Imported from Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. This kit for the mighty BMW S1000RR comes in Titanium only. It comes witha carbon fiber end cap and all mounting hardware.. Sweet. The Remus HyperCone slip-ons offer a 2-3 hp gain and less weight. Like other aftermarket exhausts, the Remus HyperCone does NOT eliminate the catalytic converter so your bike stays legal in all 50 states and Europe. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. Fits the 2009-2016 BMW S1000RR only.
Pirates' Price $800.US Titanium Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Remus S1000RR HexaCone Titanium Full Exhaust Imported from Austria. Welcome, my friends to the 200HP club! Honestly, I never thought I'd live to see the day. Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus Titanium HexaCone Full System for the king of superbikes...the BMW S1000RR. The new Remus Ti HexaCone Full System provides you with their legendary super deep sound. The benefits of the Remus Ti HexaCone are: Ultra Lightweight... Deep Sound... High quality materials.. Godlike power.. Longer lasting erections.. The S1000RR Remus HexaCone full exhaust system is available in full Titanium only. While the header and canister are titanium, the cansiter comes with a Carbon Fiber end cap. Sweet. All mounting hardware is included. Bike does NOT retain heat shield. Sweet. The Remus HexaCone does eliminate the catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor will now plug into your new Titanium header. Dyno Chart..Click Here Fits the 2009-2016 BMW S1000RR only.
Pirates' Price Titanium Full System $2743.US (Ground shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Two Brothers S1000RR V.A.L.E. M-2 Slip-On Exhaust Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the TBR M-2 V.A.L.E. slip-on system from the world renowned Two Brothers Racing. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll pick up an addition of up to 4.1hp for the BMW S1000RR. Choose from Titanium, Aluminum, or Carbon Fiber. Pirates' Lair includes the TBR P1 PowerTip™ sound suppressor (usually a $30 option) with all TwoBros exhaust systems with M2 outlets. Use it.. or not! The P1 is a straight-through sound diffuser which quiets the pipe by 2 to 3 dB while actually adding measurable HP gains from the middle to the top of the powerband. Easy to install .. Fits the 2010-2016 BMW KS1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $465.US Alum / $565.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More! The Booster Plug (Imported from Denmark) We are offering the Booster Plug for those with aftermarket exhausts to improve the overall ride-ability of your motorcycle! It's a true Plug 'n Play solution that will provide the following advantages: * Improved and softer throttle response * Faster acceleration * Stronger and more reliable idle * Reduced backfiring when running an aftermarket exhaust * Simple chimp-easy install. I actually have one of these on my own bike and I'm very happy with it. Read my review here... Does everybody need a Booster Plug? IMHO.. No... Some bikes run just fine without them after installing an aftermarket exhaust.. Some do not. However...If you have installed any aftermarket exhaust system on your motorcycle, the Booster Plug will absolutely make your stumbling, surging bike run and idle better. I speak from experience. Fits the BMW S1000RR, BMW HP4, BMW S1000R, & BMW S1000XR
Pirates' Price $169.US
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BMW S1000RR TRACK DAYS / ROAD RACING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing 2012-16 S1000RR NO CUT Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your 2012+ S1000RR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made Aero frame sliders. R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the looks of popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a winner on road and track! We offer these frame sliders (sold in pairs only) for the S1000RR as well as front fork, and rear cotton reels. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. Replacement parts available. No modifications or cutting necessary. Fits the 2012-2014 & 2015+ BMW S1000RR Only
Pirates' Price $140.US Pair & Up (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR NO CUT Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your 2010/2011 S1000RR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made Aero frame sliders. R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the looks of popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a winner on road and track! We offer these frame sliders (sold in pairs only) for the S1000RR as well as front fork, and rear cotton reels. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. Replacement parts available. No modifications or cutting necessary. Fits the 2010-2011 BMW S1000RR Only
Pirates' Price $140.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect the front forks of your BMW S1000RR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made frame sliders. We offer these fork sliders (sold in pairs only) as well as frame sliders and rear cotton reels. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Kit comes with very detailed directions. No modifications necessary. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only
Pirates' Price $72.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector Imported from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Hexagonal Exhaust Protector for hexagonal shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits Remus and Akrapovic as well as most hexagonal shaped exhaust canisters.
Pirates' Price $69.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector Imported from the UK. Witness the British-made R&G Racing Oval Exhaust Protector for oval shaped exhausts. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Help protect your expensive canister from some of the ugliness of going down with this little aftermarket accessory. FYI.. The protector portion is hard plastic. It slides over your canister and has a metal securing strap on the backside that cinches down and screws tight via a single screw. The plastic part has thick rubber on the underside to protect your canister finish. The kit includes a protective strip to put under the metal securing strap to protect the backside. In theory, there is nothing in the kit that will scratch or mar your canister in any way. These are available in black only. Simple chimp-easy install. Fits Staintune, Remus Revolution, and most other oval canisters.
Pirates' Price $59.US
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Generator Cover / LHS Imported from the UK This left hand side generator cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new water pump cover or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $140.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Case / Clutch Cover / RHS Imported from the UK This right hand side engine case / clutch cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new engine casing or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Water Pump Cover / RHS Imported from the UK This right hand side water pump cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new water pump cover or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $95.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Toe / Sprocket Guard Imported from the UK Ever seen somebody's leg, boot, or toes get caught in a sprocket during a get-off? It's not a pretty sight. Add a little cheap insurance to your track day ride with this simple and effective toe/sprocket guard. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. Black only. Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $68.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and a tank protector for the front of the tank. I have this on both my K1200S, Ducati 1098, and my track bike and swear by it. Fits the BMW S1000RR & S1000R
Pirates' Price $85.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Oil Cooler Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the oil cooler? Ever wonder how much a factory oil cooler costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective oil cooler guard from R & G Racing. Each is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Black only. Radiator guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $78.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Radiator Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the radiator? Ever wonder how much a factoryradiator costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective radiator guard from R & G Racing. CEach is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Black only. Oil cooler guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits the BMW S1000RR..
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Bar End Sliders Imported from the UK. In the event of a crash, I can guarantee you that your bars will contact pavement. I speak from painful experience. Protect the handlebars of your BMW S1000RR from the ugliness of going down with these British-made bar-end sliders. Besides the protection aspect these offer, they also help reduce handlebar vibration. We offer these bar ends (sold in pairs only) in black only. Replacement parts available. They even look good! Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior? Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance! Chimp easy installation. No modifications necessary. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only
Pirates' Price $60.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW S1000RR ERGONOMICS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! HeliBars Risers Looking for just a little more rise without having to worry about changing cables, bleeding brake fluid, or ruining the sporting character of your bike? We got your back... American-made HeliBars are designed for easy installation with very little brain-drain. No mods or longer cables are needed. These kits are a simple bolt on affair and detailed bike-specific instructions are on our website. HeliBars stand behind their products with a one year warranty on all materials and workmanship as well as a 30 day money back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied. Does it get any better than that? 1.7” (42.5mm) taller - .8” (20mm) rearward. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only- All Years.
Pirates' Price $335. US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare LSL Tour Match Bar Risers Here's good news to all the er.. formerly young riders (like me) with wrist or neck problems or for those who are shocked.. yes shocked that the the stock comfort level on the BMW S1000RR isn't quite what they expected. LSL Tour Match Risers, which will be available in SILVER only, are 70mm higher (that's 2.75" to you Americans) and 15mm closer towards you over stock. Not sure if these are Throttlemeister compatible yet. The kit includes the Tour match bars and clamps, bar ends, a relocation bracket with hardware for the brake fluid reservoir, fairing spacers with hardware to lift the fairing 15mm (0.59”) and 1mm thick steering stop plates which have to be glued to the steering stops (ignition lock still works). No mods to windshield or fairing necessary. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $599.US Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! Synto Evo Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Evo Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. Produced in Germany, Synto Evo Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Each lever kit comes with both long and short lever ends. Mix and match! Each lever offers fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. Expect top quality with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. 3 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match length and colors!
Pirates' Price $310.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $260.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Sato Rearsets Imported from Japan. As beautiful as they are functional, Sato rearsets set the standard in a sea of "fugly" equipment. You own one of the most beautiful bikes ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Sato rearsets are CNC machined out of 6061-T6 aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Silver, Black, or Gold anodized available. Levers ride on twin ball bearings for a smooth feel, and no slop, as in found with bushings. Knurled non-folding pegs offer good grip, with more ground clearance. Fully adjustable 8 positions. Individual replacement parts are available. You deserve the best... or do you? The Sato MV Agusta or Ducati Rearset Kits that we sell do NOT come with a brake lever. . These are designated Type 1 Kits. Not sure about the BMW S1000RR kit yet. The customer keeps his factory rear brake lever. We can get the Type 2 kits (which include an integrated brake lever) upon special order request.The Type 2 kits are $610. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $650.US Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! R & G Racing Rearsets Imported from Great Britain. R & G Racing Rearsets set the standard for reasonably priced, supremely functional equipment. These are CNC milled out of lightweight aluminum for high strength and durability offering a smooth feel and no slop. Knurled non-folding pegs offer good grip, with more ground clearance. Fully adjustable 11 positions. Individual replacement parts are available should you have a bad day. Pirates Lair offers two versions of the R & G S1000RR Rearsets.. Street or Race. The standard street kit provides the rider with a "Street Shift" (1 down - 5 up) pattern. The race or "GP Shift" (1up - 5 down) pattern.. Powder-coated in black only. Detailed installation instructions are included. . Fits the 2009+ BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $480.US Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Throttlemeister Witness the world's first S1000RR throttle-lock produced by world renowned Throttlemeister.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's the first and only solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Easy 15 minute install. We offer these in both the standard Silver and a baked-on Black textured finish. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $145. US Silver / $155.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
Pirates' Price $26.95 Pair (USPS Shipping in the US included)
BMW S1000RR CARBON FIBER
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Bestem S1000RR Carbon Fiber You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? If you are looking for an alternative to the expensive Carbon Fiber coming out of Germany.. Bestem delivers. FYI.. I see Bestem products side-by-side with Ilmbergers on a daily basis. On most parts I can NOT tell the difference. It's that good. Each piece is made from high quality 3K TWILL WEAVE carbon fiber and epoxy resin to provide excellent texture and flexibility then polished to a high gloss. Unbeknownst to most except industry insiders, Bestem has made leaps and bounds over the last few years with quality being their #1 priority. Due to the fact that they recently invested millions in new molds and manufacturing equipment, I predict that soon.. very soon their product could become the top option in the US. Bestem is the only CF manufacturer to offer a 6 month limited warranty. Click Here to see all our Bestem S1000RR Carbon Fiber. Fits the S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price Starting at $55.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare SSR S1000RR Carbon Fiber SwingArm Covers. If you're a Carbon Fiber aficiando like me, you're gonna love these spanktacularly beautiful swing arm covers. Made from high-quality 3K Carbon Fiber w/ fiber glass backing with epoxy resin binding. Manufactured using Autoclave (a good thing) and finished with a high-gloss clear coat with a bullet-proof UV protective coating. Kit includes both Left & Right Side. 2 x 2 Plain Weave. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns of both Pack Parts, Bestem, and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue with mixing and matching. Chimp asy install. If erection lasts over 4 hours.. call your doctor. Fits the S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price Starting at $270.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES
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BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your S1000RR? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. These centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts (the GT10 series) are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Fits the S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $185.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

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TECHMOUNT Euro Radar Detector Mount The Techmount 55mm "Euro" radar detector, GPS, toll transponder, XM Radio mount is impressive even by my anal standards. We offer these in both silver or black anodized finishes. You can mount the unit on either the left or right hand sides (or both) giving you install flexibility. The Euro Mount system is designed to clamp onto the top of the S1000RR or S1000R fork tubes for an unobtrusive look and unobstructed view of all your dash functions. Another cool feature... as the mount has two ball bearings, you can adjust both the height and angle of the platform to your demented needs. Install is chimp easy with no mods or engineering diploma needed. Kits include velcro and tools.This is the mount I use. We also have these for Ducati and Aprilia. What more do you want? Fits the S1000RR & S1000R Only.
Pirates' Price $110.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

BMW S1000RR LIGHTING, ELECTRICAL, & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
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NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The NSSC HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We sell H7 HID conversions only. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $68.US (Shipping in US Included)

Click Here To See More... If You Dare Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $220.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Denali SoundBomb Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Denali black dual-tone air horn is rated at 120 freakin' dB at 3 feet so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Denali SoundBomb is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Blinker Genie We sell a lot of lighting products at Pirates Lair, but honestly ...the Blinker Genie (by CustomLED) is hands down my favorite. The "Blinker Genie" is designed to allow single filament light bulbs, single intensity LED assemblies, or any two-wire indicators to function as both running lights AND blinkers - at full brightness! Simply connect your two-wire incandescent or LED indicators on your motorcycle to the Custom LED Blinker Genie, and your indicator bulbs/LEDs will now stay on constantly as running lights, and blink when you engage the blinkers! The effect is simply amazing. I have these installed on both the front and rear of my BMW K1200S and they offer a night and day difference. Easy to install (there are only 4 wires) and they work on virtually any motorcycle. They are 100% CanBus compatible and made right here in the USA
Pirates' Price $39.US Pair (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame from Run-N-Lites The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate mounted light bar will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. The light bar frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $86.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
BMW S1000RR HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes S1000RR Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with everything you need to balance both wheels.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Stick-On weights included.. because we love you!
Pirates' Price $130.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare CL Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are commuting, road racing, or or burning up Deals Gap, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
BMW S1000RR / S1000R WINDSHIELDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik S1000RR VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000RR Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The extra-tall Z2480 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000RR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2480 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 18.70 in. (47.5cm); Width: 13.50 in. (34.3cm) . Fits the S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $149.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik S1000RR VStream Dark Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000RR Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The extra-tall Z2480 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000RR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2480 comes in dark tinted only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 18.70 in. (47.5cm); Width: 13.50 in. (34.3cm) . Fits the S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $140.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare MRA Racing Windscreen 2015+ S1000RR MRA of Germany delivers yet again with this sleek, sexy offering for the 2015+ S1000RR. We offer their Racing Windscreen in either dark tinted or blacked out. Due to the center dome-like elevation of the racing shield, your head and helmet will be relieved from wind pressure and you will experience vastly improved aerodynamics. As with everything else they produce.. quality is first rate. The Racing Windscreen offers better protection than stock yet does NOT sacrifice the sporty look and/or low profile appearance. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. Fits the 2015+ S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $148.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare MRA Double Bubble Race S1000RR Windshield MRA of Germany delivers yet again with this double bubble shileld for the S1000RR. As with everything else they produce.. quality is first rate. Available in clear, smoke grey, blue, and shadow line black which is opaque. The Double Bubble Race shield offers better protection than stock yet does NOT sacrifice the sporty look and/or low profile appearance. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet functional. Fits the 2009-2014 S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $148.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik S1000R VStream Sport Windshield The ZTechnik S1000R Sport windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment. The Z2482 is both taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000R rider increased wind protection without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. Tough 4.5mm FMR coated polycarbonate gives these VStream windscreens outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windscreen maker worldwide. They are 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and have 20X greater crack and impact resistance. 3-year unbreakable warranty. Dimensions: Height: 12.25" (31.1cm) Width: 16.00" (40.6cm.) Available in dark tint only. Uses OEM hardware. Fits the 2014+ S1000R Only.
Pirates' Price $155.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik S1000R VStream Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000R Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced "V" shape and dimensional contours push the wind vortex out and away from the rider's helmet, resulting in a peaceful, quiet environment. The Z2483 is significantly taller and wider than the tiny stock screen, and gives the S1000R rider genuine touring comfort without sacrificing the cutting edge sporting appearance. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. All ZVstream shields are covered by a 3-year unbreakable warranty. Dimensions: Height: 15.00" (38.1cm) Width: 17.75" (45.0cm) The VStream Z2483 comes in Light Gray, 26% Tint only. Fits the 2014+ S1000R Only.
Pirates' Price $185.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
BMW S1000RR ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare S1000RR & S1000R Tail Tidy by R & G Racing This simple anodized aluminum bracket allows you to easily clean up the tail end of your S1000RR. This imported kit comes complete with an LED License Plate Light as well as stainless steel mounting hardware. No mods necessary. Quality is first rate. While the change isn't visually drastic... it is much sleeker and actually still looks factory. Instructions are VERY easy to understand (with pictures) and the install is under an hour. We offer two kits for these bikes.. One for the BMW S1000RR '10-'14 & S1000R '14-'16 and the other for the BMW S1000RR '15-'16 only.
Pirates' Price $143.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) On Sale $105!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare SSR S1000RR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Are these beeeautiful or what?? These are designed to mimic a race bike's gas cap... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your BMW S1000RR factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and new O-rings. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any late model 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves.. willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. Easy on/easy off without a key. We plan on keeping these in stock in Silver, but can get a Black version as a special order item. Fits the S1000RR Only (all years)
Pirates' Price $90.US Kit / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare S1000RR / R Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $17,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet locks? The lock and mechanism are made by BMW. The mounting bracket, which will fit both the S1000RR, S1000R, K1200/K1300S, and the K1200/K1300R is produced here in the US by a fellow K12 rider. We package the bracket and lock together and sell it as an easy install kit. Install time is about 10 minutes and it will look factory. We offer these in black or silver.. We suggest customers install on the left side of the bike.. away from the helmet cooking exhaus. Fits the BMW S1000RR, S1000R, K1300s, K1200S, K1200R. Manufactured for Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $100.US Blk (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare S1000RR Frame Caps by R & G Racing Once again, Pirates' Lair is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 2 piece frame cap kit (both left and right side) plugs those fugly unfinished holes leaving your bike with a more finished appearance. Install is chimp easy. Sold in pairs only. Honestly.. can you live with those ugly holes? Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $70.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) Close Out Sale! On Sale $45. Delivered!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR / S1000R Blanking Plates Imported from the UK Ok.. you've gotten your BMW S1000RR / S1000R home and the first thing you do is remove your rear footpeg brackets for track days.. or to make sure nobody asks you for a ride. Who'd want to ride two up on this bike, anyway?? You get them off and you are stuck with those unseemly holes. What to do? Tidy up the rear of your bike, once you have removed the rear footrest hangers, with these easy to install blanking plates. Sold in pairs only. Chimp-easy install. Black only. Fits the BMW BMW HP4 '13-'15, S1000RR '10-'14 & S1000R '14-'16..
Pirates' Price $63.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
TRAILER, SHOP, & PADDOCK
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare S1000RR Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW S1000RR customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. The Forklift Front Stand offers great leverage and stability and the easy swivel, rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing without fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man operation. Bulletproof construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the BMW S1000RR.
Pirates' Price Rear $170.US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare S1000RR Pit-Bull Spooled Forward Handle Rear Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW S1000RR customers the finest wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull. The Spooled Forward Handle Rear Stand offers great leverage and stability making it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire changing. Easy one-man operation. The forward handle rear stand offers space saving for garage/display/work table/lift. . and it's bulletproof. Spools sold separately. Remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits the BMW S1000RR.
Pirates' Price Rear $165.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Offset Cotton Reel Sliders Imported from the UK. Cotton reel sliders have two uses. While they are primarily used for a lift point for your aftermarket wheel stand like a Pit Bull, they also help protect the swing-arm of your S1000RR from the ugliness of going down. No mods or drilling necessary. Chimp easy install.. We sell two types cotton reels for the mighty S1000RR The Offset version is theoretically stronger in a crash and makes lifting with a paddock stand easier - all to do with leverage. Some people moan about not being able to use the offset as easily for wheel removal but all you need to do is take the bobbin off the block and screw it into the paddock stand hole.. Our Offset Cotton Reels are mounted to a special, black-anodised aluminum bracket (included with the kit.) . Either version will give protection to the swingarm area in most crashes. These are available in black only. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
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Offset $90.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare R & G Racing S1000RR Cotton Reel Sliders Imported from the UK. Cotton reel sliders have two uses. While they are primarily used for a lift point for your aftermarket wheel stand like a Pit Bull, they also help protect the swing-arm of your S1000RR from the ugliness of going down. No mods or drilling necessary. Chimp easy install.. We sell two types cotton reels for the mighty S1000RR..Standard and Offset.The Offset version is theoretically stronger in a crash and makes lifting with a paddock stand easier - all to do with leverage. Either version will give protection to the swingarm area in most crashes. These are available in black only. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only.
Pirates' Price $48.US
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BMW S1000RR ACCESSORIES & GEAR
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 year factory guarantee! I love these bags and you will, too!!
Pirates' Price R15 $160.US / R20 $180.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! SW-MOTECH Bags-Connection Blaze Saddlebag System Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your S1000RR or S1000R? Want some that don't fuck up the looks of your bike with butt-ugly bracketry when you don't have them on your bike? I don't blame you. So what to do? Look no further than the SW-MOTECH Bags-Connection Blaze Sport Saddlebag System. The system features mounting arms that quickly attach to the motorcycle and then slip into channels located on the backside of each bag. These arms ease installation and support the bags to prevent side-to-side movement and potential contact with the exhaust or rear tire. The mounting arms detach quickly to retain the beauty of the motorcycle when the bags are removed. Check out our on-line video showing the chimp-easy install. It's truly impressive. We offer one kit for the BMW S1000RR '12-'14 & S1000R '14-'16 and one for the 2015-'16 BMW S1000RR. Waterproof inner bags included.
Pirates' Price $380 & $430.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare RKA "Sonoma Series" Soft Saddlebags  Been looking for some soft saddlebags for your bike? Refuse to pay your dealer over $700+ for their optional oem bags and butt-ugly bracketry? I don't blame you. So what to do? We turned to our good friends at RKA Motorcycle Luggage for an alternative and of course they had 2 bags to fit our customer's needs.. 33 Liter Expandable Saddlebags and 50 Liter Expandable Saddlebags. Installation on virtually any motorcycle is "chimp"easy. Check out their install video. Saddlebags are sold as a SET. Both left and right bags. Raincovers are included. All Saddlebags are Black with Silver piping and have a limited-lifetime warranty. Possibly the nicest soft saddlebags you'll ever see. And yes.. RKA products are made here in the USA.
Pirates' Price 33Liter $280.US / 50 Liter $330.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag is a universal roll-top dry bag made from rugged 22oz vinyl and coated Cordura and is guaranteed to be absolutely watertight. The B50 can be mounted parallel or perpendicular to almost any bike. Comes with a removable carrying handle for ease of portage. Unlike the other DrySpec bags, you'll have to furnish you own straps and/or bungee cords with this one. Whether your motorcycle decides to take a nap during your favorite water crossing or the skies let loose torrential rain, keep your essential gear stowed and dry with the DrySpec B50 Wide-Mouth Motorcycle Dry Bag. 12" wide x 12" tall x 22" long (average packed dimensions) with a 22" wide opening / 50 liter capacity. 4 D-rings on the bag accept a wide variety of strap options. Available in black only. *Straps not included.
Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D38 Rigid Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. The D38 features a rigid core that enables the bag to be mounted to any bike, with or without a top rack, even when the bag is completely empty. Try that with a traditional dry bag! The rigid construction and unique 4-point strap mounting system work together enabling easy access to contents without loosening straps or removing the bag from the bike. This is my personal favorite Drybag. Retro Reflective Logo / Adjustable & detachable carry handle / 38 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 12" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $174.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare! DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag The DrySpec D28 Dual-End Motorcycle Dry Bag is constructed of RF welded 22oz. vinyl that guarantees 100% waterproof performance even when submerged. Unlike other dry bags, the D28 features a dual-end roll design that allows access to belongings from either end of the bag without having to disconnect the mounting straps. The D28 is perfect by itself for short trips, but is the ideal add on bag for your existing side cases. Dual-Ended opening/ Universal quick release mounting straps (included)  / Includes 4 straps / Retro Reflective Logo / Strap keepers to secure excess webbing / Welded carry handle / 28 Liters / 100% waterproof / 22" long x 9" wide x 9" tall / 22oz Vinyl & coated Cordura. Available in Black, Orange, or Gray.
Pirates' Price $102.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. T he Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $200.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES
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Raci-Baby WickIt! Helmet Liner The WickIt! helmet liner is constructed of comfortable stretch fit active wear. The premium quality, silky-soft, stretchy active wear material is thin and lightweight and provides a comfortable fit under all types of helmets. The WickIt!'s unique material helps keep you cooler in hot weather by wicking away moisture and enhancing the evaporative cooling effect. In the winter the wicking process keeps humidity away from your skin providing a comfortable feel when worn under insulating hoods and other cold weather gear. One thing I like about the Raci-Baby is the design at the rear. The triangle tail makes it easy to orient the helmet liner! - No more fumbling trying to figure out what's front and back. Easy on.. easy off. The Raci-Baby WickIt! One size fits both men, women, and/or those unsure of their sexuality. I've been wearing one of these for a few years now and I deem it worthy of our elite clientele.. And did I mention these are made right here in the USA??!!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) Limited Edition!
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included)