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"Gather
'round, lads.... gather 'round"... Around the 1st or 15th of each month, when I deem you are worthy, we put out our cheesy newsletter to inform the masses as to what's happening in the BMW world and of course... Pirates' Lair. How else are you going to find out? If you want to subscribe and have
these sent via e-mail to your home or office just let us know at pirate@acelink.net .. otherwise you'll
get 95% of it here. Why only 95%? Because I tend to tell the brutal truth
as I see it on many issues/products and while I don't mind spewing "my
opinion" into your home, office or cell, I have no desire to slam, insult,
or malign any company, individual, competitor in public.. unless they blatantly deserve it.
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The Latest Cheesy Pirates' Lair Newsletter:
January / February 2012 Issue : Happy New Year! |
Fellow esteemed and quasi-esteemed motorcyclists.... ..A famous (and slightly edited ) movie moment to start the month..... |
The horn of Gondor sounds. Seconds later Boromir jerks backwards at the blow from the first arrow. He falls before a solemn statue as the sunlight streams by. He begins to breathe hard. Uruks come closer, and Boromir gives a battle cry, rises, and swings his sword at one, who falls. The Uruk-hai chieftain growls and walks further down the slope. He lifts his bow, and shoots again, as Boromir turns to look at him. A black arrow flies into Boromir’s stomach. He drops to his knees again, gasping. Merry and Pippin still stand in shock, rocks in hand. Boromir stares into their eyes, but against death, they can do nothing. Summoning his will to fight for them, the warrior swings his sword at another Uruk and gets back up. The captain shoots him one more time, in the chest. Boromir falls on his knees and stays there, swaying a little and blinking. The ox-horn is cloven in two. Aragorn appears, dispatches the Uruk chieftain, then runs to his dying friend's side. |
Boromir: They took the little ones. |
News
and Feltercarb From The Two-Wheeled No-Spin Zone...!! |
Picture Of The Month! Majesty of the Grand Tetons! (Click Image for a Larger View) Every month customers send us killer photos and I see no reason to keep them to myself so what better way to say thanks for sharing than to post them in this Picture of the Month spot.. If you would like to contribute your own"worthy" shot for our newsletter, here's what I'll need. First.. just email me 1 or 2 of your best digital shots. It'll need to be at least 1024x768 in size or larger and preferably A. Of a BMW K1200S, K1300S, K1200RS, K1200R, R Sport, S1000RR, K1600GT, or any model year K1200GT or K1300GT and B. In focus. |
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Long Distance Rider: Amber's Dream Realized! As most of you know, Pirates Lair is a 2 person operation.. We had 2 part-time employees before Obamanomics put us in the economic ditch, but hope to rehire them after the next elections. For now.. it's just the two of us. Basically.. I do all the heavy lifting and design work.. Amber is the pretty face and brains of the operation ..i.e. accounting, customer service, making the owner feel relevant, and shipping. I'm mentioning this as for the next 4-5 weeks, Amber will be on the road and yours truly will be attempting to handle her job and mine. This is the slowest time of the year for us (and other MC related vendors) so hopefully I can handle it without causing our quasi-esteemed customers too much discomfort. |
She'll be camping the entire way and going days between showers. She's no diva like her husband. She'll be riding solo on one horse and the other carrying all the gear. IMHO as a non-horse person...it's a dangerous endeavor at the least... however.. who am I to stifle her dream even if I think she could be killed or crippled in the undertaking? I've made my concerns known and she's acknowledged them and addressed my fears as best she could. She left on Jan 7th with a huge smile on her face. If anyone wants to follow her journey or wish her well, she's blogging about it here.. http://ambernavarresweetpea.blogspot.com/ or you can send encouragement and/or good wishes via her Facebook page .. |
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2012 BMW S1000RR! What Would Jesus Ride? Yea yea.. we all know that the baddest motorcycle in the milky way galaxy is the BMW S1000RR. Every review says so so it must be true. If Jesus rode a bike... it would probably be the RR. So how does BMW improve on that?? If you've been wondering what 2012 modifications have been bestowed to the uber bike.. wonder no further. |
What's
New In the K12 / K13 / K16 / S1000RR No-Spin Zone |
I should note that as the K1200RS and first generation K1200GT have been discontinued, I receive less and less news of any new products for them.. I mention this as a few semi-loyal subscribers have accused me of abandoning our roots.. Not true.. I only report what's going on.. Don't shoot the messenger.. I will NEVER abandon the K1200RS crowd. It appears that the times.. they are a changin.' Deal with it. Also.. a special thx to www.I-BMW.com, www.K-Bikes.com , and www.BMWK1200S.com for the information & pictures I regularly pilfer from these sites.. |
1. Another one bites the dust.. Just heard from my good friend, Ken Zeller ..the Big Kahuna at Evoluzione.. In case you've been living under a rock, Evoluzione has been making high performance air filters and peg lowering kits for the K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, etc. for years. They've officially closed their doors. Damn... Hate to hear this as he was the "definitive" high-performance go-to guy in the industry. Buenas suerte, mi amigo. 2. As of December 8, 2011 BMW Ducati of Oklahoma City is closed. Another victim of Obamanomics? Our best wishes to owner, Ryan Tupps and the staff in their future endeavors.. 3. If you are wiring up multiple aftermarket accessories to your steed, be they horns, lights, GPS, radar detectors, flux capacitors.... this little device should make things easier... it's a Multi Connector Device that attaches to your battery terminals to make wiring cleaner and easier to access... 4. Want to start the new year out with some motorcycle related reading material? You might want to check out.. 'The Making of a Motorcyclist".. a new book by Gordon Bunker. According to the press release spiel... "The Making Of A Motorcyclist recounts the author’s lifetime of adventures riding BMW motorcycles (with brief flirtations on a Ducati, a crotch rocket and others) from coast to coast and border to border of the United States. You’ll meet fascinating people, experience some out of the way places and the joys, the important life lessons and a romance or two with a motorcyclist on the road." If you try it.. let me know if it's any good. 5. Best Sportbike 2011: BMW S1000RR proclaims Motorcycle USA's staff...Once again it took to honors in their 2011 Superbike Smackdown VIII Track and Street comparison reviews. 6. Rumor: BMW to Race in MotoGP? Now wouldn't that make things interesting.. Just imagine the trickle down technology... Sweet... 7. Marco Melandri talks BMW. World Superbike runner-up Marco Melandri discusses his first impressions of the BMW S1000RR and reveals why he cannot partner Max Biaggi at Aprilia. |
What's
New at Pirates' Lair? |
1. Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your late model BMW? We just picked up a new line of GPS mounts from BikePenR (out of the Netherlands) Their GPS Mounts are sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. These are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. The centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. We are now offering triple clamp mounts for the S1000RR, K1300S, K1200S, K1300R, K1200R @ $145US Here.. 2. Speaking of BikePenR GPS Mounts... we just got word that they also have a triple clamp mount for the K1600GT.. and a dash mounted version for the BMW K1300GT or 2006-2009 K1200GT |
3. We now have the Extenda Fenda for the BMW K1600GTL and K1600GT... A good way to protect your investment without pummeling your wallet. 4. Our bi-yearly shipment of Pirates Lair Torque Arms just arrived!.. We have two versions for your K1300S, 2005-08 K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1300GT, or 2006 & later GT.. each with the stylish Pirates Lair logo lovingly engraved on the side. Each will guarantee attention from the apposite sex..and occasionally from the same sex. We offer them in Sexy Silver and anodized Mandingo Black.. 5. Pirates Lair was just notified of an across the board price increase from Kriega Backpacks... FYI.. . the 2012 prices are as follows. R15- $135 and the R20- $145. We can also quote pricing on all their other products upon email request. 6. Big boots and a small shift lever make for a cheatin' wife. We now have a Shift Lever Extension for the K1600GT & K1600GTL.This shift lever adapter, which is manufactured exclusively for us right here in the USA by a fellow BMW rider, fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. We're also workin on a brake lever extender. 7. Due to the fact that Evoluzione has closed their doors.. it's just a matter of time before their K1300S/K1200S License Plate Relocator and their Race Air Filter kits for the K13/K12S/K13/K12R and K1200GT are all gone. In anticipation of the inevitable, we have bought up their inventory as their products are simply the best on the market. If you have been on the fence on either of these.. now would be the time to pull the trigger. Just sayin'.. |
K12 / K13 Rally / Event
News : 2012 |
2012 Texas Hill Country I-BMW Rally: April 16-19, 2012 (New!) Location: Hwy 39 near Hunt - 22 miles from hwy 83 Prices stay the same as last year. 2 night minimum stay. 1-800-841-0501 or 1-830-238-4226 ask for Cindy. A one bedroom is $60.00 plus tax, some do have sofa sleepers. Lodging is limited, so Book early to guarantee a room. You can secure your reservation with AMEX, MasterCard or Visa....7 day cancellation policy, however there is a $25 service charge. They all have a refrigerator and microwave. Agenda: Meet. Ride. Talk, Eat. Ride. Talk. |
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2012 Blue Ridge Parkway I-BMW.com Rally: May 17-20, 2012 Where: Wattstull Inn, just north of Buchanan, Virginia |
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The 13th Annual I-BMW Deals Gap Rally: October 4-7th, 2012 NOTE: I-bmw.com is not an official sponsor of any posted events. Event participation is the sole responsibility of the attendee. Motorcycle riding is potentially dangerous and can result in personal injury or death or lots of velocity awards.. You and you alone are responsible for your own safety. Ride within your own ability. It's called.. "personal responsibility." |
How-To-Survive
On A Motorcycle If you'd like to help others by contributing a How-To-Survive On A Motorcycle, How to Survive Deals Gap, or any How-To link.. First... check out the tips we already have and if you have something new... just send to me and if it's worthy... I'll add it. We get a lot of requests for specific articles and/or reviews I've written in the past. Rather than fry my aging brain trying to remember where they are on our multi-hundred page website, I have decided to list the "worthy" ones here. Most of the links are to past newsletters.. Some are to full web articles. Remember, I'm no expert on anything except perhaps cunnilingus so the opinions within the archives are only my own. Saavy? BMW
How-To Section |
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