Through the years we've gotten more requests for GIFT CARDS than any other item except perhaps naked pictures of Amber. Who are we to deny the masses? Pirates' Lair is proud to announce that we now have Pirates Lair Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your congressionally pummeled budget. Our standard sized plastic gift card is sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. While dazzlingly beautiful, our card doesn't look anything like the picture above as the image we may or may not have chosen may or may not be copyrighted by a certain unnamed yet famous entertainment conglomerate who has, we suspect, a plethora of highly paid patent attorneys at their disposal. You'll just have to trust us that the card looks cool as hell.. as you would expect.

Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than putting yourself in the embarrassing situation of getting the wrong thing or worse.. something that he or she hates and has to return... you can't go wrong with one of our waaaay cool Pirates Lair Gift Cards. Ladies.. these are perfect for holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.

You might be wondering if you get any type holder with your card with a place to write the recipients name and the amount? Of course you do! We're no half-ass fly by night organization, bukko! We got you (and your card) covered. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder (pic above right) with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. These are made of premium-quality silk finish paper. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and insured shipping inside the US. For instance.. a $25 gift card will cost $30 to your door. and Yes.. we will drop-ship. Saavy? Foreign orders are welcome. Email for mailing rates on foreign gift cards.

Using the Card: On-Line Orders: the card holder places his/her order via our site as he/she ordinarily does. In the message field, the customer just notes the gift card number. As order is processed we will refund the gift card amount before order ships. How cool is that?! Call In Orders: The card holder needs only to call us with the number on the back of the card at time of purchase and he'll automatically have store credit towards anything on the Pirates Lair website... other than the aforementioned naked pictures of Amber. The Pirates Lair Gift Card is good for 2 years. Let the plundering begin. Arrrrrg.