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Pirates' Lair K1200R Plundering Tees

Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for it.. and again, we deliver with Pirates' Lair K1200R Tees. Your BMW K1200R is the most powerful BMW ever produced..!! Flaunt it with one of these ultra stylish limited production, 50/50 Haynes Beefy tees. . Cover up the back hair and/or aging tattoos, and inform the uneducated masses that you ride the BMW K1200R... The Meanest BMW on Earth...

To keep you from having to make tough decisions.. we offer our tee's in ONLY one color..WHITE in XXL, XL, and L. If you need a larger size than this... you need to start working out, my friend. We currently offer only one version featuring the BMW Power Cup®* Racing bike. In the months to follow a few other colors will be added. The back of each tee features a full size image (left) .. the front (below) is about 4 x 4"

Whether wanting to look stylish at your daughter's wedding or just lounging around the oval office.. we have a tee for you.. Be the envy of your work place or prison yard... !! The XX Large tees also make wonderful sleepwear for that special person in your life with firm pouting young breasts... and they make great birthday or Christmas gifts, too!! Guaranteed to get you laid more often.**
* Power Cup is a registered name/product owned solely by BMW / **Does not apply to married customers.

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K1200R Power Cup® Tee Large $17.US (Fed/Ex Ground Included) Sold Out! Discontinued!
K1200R Power Cup® Tee XL $22.US (Fed/Ex Ground Included) Sold Out! Discontinued!
K1200R Power Cup® Tee XXL $22.US (Fed/Ex Ground Included) Sold Out! Discontinued!