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Perfected on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus S1000RR NXT Slip-Ons for the king of superbikes... the 2019-2020 BMW S1000RR .

The new Remus NXT provides you with a deeptone sound level. Not too loud as the factory cat is still in place. The benefits of the Remus NXT are: Lightweight... Deep Sound... High quality materials.. +6 HP... Longer lasting erections. Quality of these systems, which are made in the Austria, is first rate and sets new design standards in the exhaust community. The innovative design improves both performance and noise reduction while reducing dead weight on your ride while providing that deep sexy Remus sound.

The 2019+ S1000RR Remus NXT kit is available in Stainless Steel and a Black Stainless. Both light-weight canisters come with connector mid-pipe, removable silencer, and all mounting hardware is included. Bike retains heat shield.

No.. the Remus NXT does NOT eliminate the catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor remains plugged into your factory header. All exhaust piping and hardware are made of lightweight 321 aircraft stainless. The Remus S1000RR NXT comes with a 1 year warranty against breaking, cracking or rusting..



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